which programming language(s) has the most job prospects?

[timmy]

:sheep:

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

8=====D---

[LadyKillmonger]

lol

the fucking bushpig smileys can stay put

[LadyKillmonger]

bushpig programming code is the way of the future

[jon]

probably java

[timmy]

probably java

for self learning would you recommend C++ first or just straight up java?

[Autistic Spectrum]

lol don't start with c++ and don't start with java either if you want to learn, make an iphone app or something

[Camoron]

Hel lo

[Autistic Spectrum]

and never listen to cameron unless you want to learn how to pull a dent out on your honda accord,

[timmy]

dp pushing me away from learning java...
guess its for the rich white kids huh, you racist son of a bich

[timmy]

check your privilege

[Autistic Spectrum]

java is pretty old and shitty, maybe learn something modern,, unless of course u wanna program minecraft mods,

[Autistic Spectrum]

also don't think of lang's, think of something you want to make, then make it, and choose the best lang for it, u will learn it along the way,

[timmy]

one of my lecturers was saying that mobile apps is the next big thing in prog... all i thought of was how much of a faggot you have to be to play angry birds

[rootbeer]

dp pushing me away from learning java...
guess its for the rich white kids huh, you racist son of a bich

i dont even program and i know java is shit.

[Autistic Spectrum]

tim's hole app,ooooooooooo

[Autistic Spectrum]

one of my lecturers was saying that mobile apps is the next big thing in prog... all i thought of was how much of a faggot you have to be to play angry birds

it's what sells right now,,, if u wanna make that $$$$$ get on teh mobile platform gravy train

[timmy]

i dont even program and i know java is shit.

http://gyazo.com/1318d10e9548d1173732999e159d1d3a.png

[Autistic Spectrum]

TIM THAT IS NOT WHAT PROGRAMING IS ABOUT!!!

[jon]

for self learning would you recommend C++ first or just straight up java?

java is the best thing to learn for all general purposes but it is not what you are likely to be using in the highest paid jobs

java is the most widely used language for introductory computer science classes

java is the most widely used language in commercial software

java and C are the two top languages for embedded systems and automation

C is the single most important language ever, and that is unlikely to change

LISP is the once and future king of languages; it's the language that computers deserve, but not the one they need right now

objective-C has a niche market: apple iphones

C++ is dead, lol, why did you even mention C++

it's ++ so it must be the same but better right

wrong

[jon]

one of my lecturers was saying that mobile apps is the next big thing in prog... all i thought of was how much of a faggot you have to be to play angry birds

the android platform is 100% java

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya u can export to apk's with 10 million better lang's that complie down to java,, don't do it tim, java is a fucking hole from 1987

if u want to stay really pure, go with assembly lang, ,,get right to them 1's and 0's

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.microsoft.com/visualstudio/eng/downloads


start with visual studio tim, stay away from the evil eclipse program,

[Camoron]

Why not learn python

[m0nde]

for self learning would you recommend C++ first or just straight up java?stzrt with javascript first and then learn c++, it's prob worth learning html5 now too

[m0nde]

camoron's right, learn python and ruby on rails and php

[Autistic Spectrum]

ugh javascript is older than fuck all too, and it's never gonig away

[m0nde]

http://www.microsoft.com/visualstudio/eng/downloads


start with visual studio tim, stay away from the evil eclipse program,i use eclipse and haxe, what's wrong with those? visual studio is much better though

[Autistic Spectrum]

prototype,,,, fucking mess

[Camoron]

Look java is the most in demand language jon is right beyond that learn C C++ C# objective C python php and ruby

[jon]

java is the only language that has room to grow

e.g. while C is not popular, this is not because it is a bad language, it is because the design of other languages better suits more applications than the kinds that C is suitable for

in other words, C has the greatest coverage in its market, perhaps 99% of market share. there are a number of places where truly ancient code has not been updated to C yet, and there are a number of places where libc has not been fully implemented yet. platform support is either lacking, or provides its own incompatible runtime, built in the assembly language for the host architecture

but in markets where java could have been used, java is not an undisputed king, because programmers are free to "play favorites" and do things with, in order of popularity, another language: PHP, python, C#, C

even so, overall, java is twice as popular as PHP, PHP is twice as popular as python, python is twice as popular as C#

[Autistic Spectrum]

i think tim should pick a project he wants to make and pick the right lang to make it, unless he wants to stand around in wallygong saying hello world the rest of his life, HE NEEDS TO DIVE RIGHT IN

[m0nde]

all the payment systems i work on are java embedded

[Autistic Spectrum]

u want a niche lang that nobody uses to make the big bucks java programmers are literally a dime a dozen, since they teach it in the 9th grade now

[Autistic Spectrum]

tim learn cobal and fix traffic lights, and really old systems u will be a millonare

[Autistic Spectrum]

become a cobal master

[jon]

C# is java-like, and not all that bad, but being tethered to microsoft's .net framework it is destined for obsolescence

java can and will innovate wider and better and do it without losing cross-platform support, it is already stable on every major architecture that we will ever build personal computing devices with

JDK 8 will be bringing in all the features that C# now has, and they are so esoteric (e.g. true lambda functions and closures) that nobody even cares that C# had them first

[Autistic Spectrum]

i have a couple as400's u can play with em if u want i don't care tim, just be a cobal GOD,

[m0nde]

u want a niche lang that nobody uses to make the big bucks java programmers are literally a dime a dozen, since they teach it in the 9th grade nowyou have to know java and shit like visual basic
there is so much legacy scripting shgit that uses microsoft office things for output that i work on where i have to use visual basic

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya java runtime lol thats not destined for the garbage can, oracle is doing a bang up job

[m0nde]

become a cobal masterpakis did that for y2k

[Autistic Spectrum]

learn a dot syntax lang and how to read documentation this is not tim.this.is.not.that.hard stack overflow will help u more than monde ok

[Autistic Spectrum]

cobal guys make big bucks, lol, cause nobody knows wtf

[m0nde]

learn rpg iv

[Autistic Spectrum]

learn game maker, impress your friends,

[m0nde]

just use punch cards and make sure they don't get unsorted

[m0nde]

learn game maker, impress your friends,guy, i'm talking about this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM_RPG

[Autistic Spectrum]

monde i have like 3 ibm xt's ok i think i know a thing or 2 on how to write kick ass basica apps

[m0nde]

would you rather generate forms and reportsa using cobol or rpg? it's u[p to you, bro

[Autistic Spectrum]

cobal is still in use in alot of places, take the cobal challenge tim

[m0nde]

all the banks STILL use cobol in some way
army and govt systems are all using old as shit legacy crap

[Autistic Spectrum]

What is the first thing which springs to mind when you think of COBOL? Did you know that 200 times more transactions are processed daily by COBOL business applications than there are Google and You Tube searches made? COBOL is not about to drop dead – it still dominates the business language world. Here are our top ten reasons for learning COBOL.
1. COBOL is easy!
Learning COBOL isn’t like learning a completely new language: it’s English! It consists of English-like structural components such as verbs, clauses and sentences. Its readability means that you can understand what a program is doing without having to learn a whole new syntax.
To demonstrate how straightforward it is, here is an example of the “Hello world” program in COBOL:

Yes, that really is all you need to write to run this program. Did I hear someone say COBOL is verbose?
2. You can run it anywhere you like
COBOL has been ported to virtually every hardware platform. Programs written in this “write once, run anywhere” language enables businesses to reuse COBOL applications that were written decades ago on new platforms like .NET or JVM. The language itself is portable with data types and structures which enable developers to write applications that can be ported to new platforms with minimal or no change. COBOL has been able to adapt to change: each new enterprise platform which emerges has had COBOL applications deployed there.
3. It will work tomorrow as well as it does today
Businesses already using COBOL are likely to continue to use COBOL rather than replace it. Replacing COBOL would be expensive – due to its enormous scale, time-consuming and risky, as well as being completely unnecessary. The year 2000 problem demonstrated that COBOL applications are cheaper to fix than applications written in more recent languages.
4. It gets the numbers right!
It is no surprise that the financial sector is underpinned by COBOL systems: banking, insurance, fund management, pension systems, payroll and credit cards, all depend on COBOL. COBOL’s numeric processing functions make it the perfect choice for applications where the tiniest fractional rounding error can make a crucial difference. It delivers arithmetic accuracy to 31 digits, making it the favourable choice for financial software.
5. You can use it with your favourite IDE
There’s no need to worry about learning a new toolset. You can develop COBOL applications using Visual Studio or Eclipse. These IDEs bring all the great productivity aids you use today
such as IntelliSense and content assist, snippets, UI design tools and more, so coding in COBOL isn’t a chore.
6. You can get to your data fast
Whilst COBOL can process data from a variety of sources including just about any Relational Database Management System (RDBMS), it also provides direct language support for data files, outperforming database processing by miles. COBOL systems use indexed data files which maintain internal B-tree structures (meaning that speed and efficiency are two important features), providing rapid access to data even when data stores run into terabytes.
7. You don’t need to spend hours on documentation
COBOL is self-documenting. The readability of COBOL code and its rigid hierarchical structure make COBOL easy to read and maintain. When was the last time you read a comment, found that it had no relation to the code and spent the next half an hour trying to make sense of the code and the comment? This happens all too frequently as a result of general application maintenance. Code changes but comments are sometimes forgotten.
With a language that doesn’t need the same level of commenting as others, maintaining someone else’s COBOL code shouldn’t leave you tearing your hair out in frustration.
8. It’s fast!
COBOL has 50 years of optimizations under its belt, so it knows what it’s doing when it comes to data processing. Micro Focus’s COBOL “code generator” uses target platform technology to deliver maximum performance, as well as enabling the creation of fully portable and executable code.
But it’s not just the generator that maximizes performance. Most COBOL code is also procedural, not object-oriented, so its old-school straight line performance can give it a real edge over other languages.
9. It integrates with everything
COBOL systems have retained business value by integrating with new technology. For example, COBOL programs can be called by most other computer languages, deployed in Java application servers, provide backend Service-oriented Architecture (SOA) logic, read or write XML directly, or work with Unicode strings. By combining your new found COBOL skills with systems you know today, you can enhance existing COBOL applications in the web, mobile and Cloud.
10. COBOL is everywhere!
We are surrounded by COBOL: it runs over 70% of the world’s business transactions. On codinghorror.com, Jeff Atwood comments, “the vast majority of us will use COBOL in one form or another as part of our daily existence.” As senior programmers retire, they must be replaced with a new generation of COBOL programmers, or the business world is likely to collapse completely. It makes sense to replenish the supply of COBOL programmers by training new ones.
Bridging skills gap with Visual COBOL
As the COBOL developer cooking pot boils dry due to retiring veterans, there is likely to be an increase in demand for COBOL developers. Learning COBOL could therefore make you highly desirable.
Micro Focus Visual COBOL enables COBOL teams to work on the same projects as the Java or C# developers, by working alongside each other. It also provides an immediately-available learning environment to enable other programmers to pick up sparse COBOL skills.
Micro Focus Visual COBOL Personal Edition enables developers and aspiring developers to learn and use COBOL for free. See for yourself how far COBOL has advanced: experience its robust features and innovate with the latest technologies: http://www.microfocus.com/product-trials/visual-cobol/personal-edition-trial/vcpe-trial.aspx

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://blog.microfocus.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/helloworld2.jpg

[maks]

http://esolangs.org/wiki/Brainfuck

[timmy]

with all the sarcasm in this thread... i dojnt know who to believe

[m0nde]

:) visual cobol

[Autistic Spectrum]

srsly learn cobal i dare you

[maks]

++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-]>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.>.+++.------.--------.>+.>.

[Autistic Spectrum]

you could program the next gen of automatic car washes,,,

[maks]

serious answer barry if you're going to program for a living listen to dp and m0nde and jon, but if you're going to be a network admin you won't need anything but bash, batch, and powershell and they're all incredibly easy to learn.

[Autistic Spectrum]

TIM PICK SOMETHING YOU WANT TO MAKE, THEN ASK SOMEONE WHAT THE BEST/FASTEST/EASIEST PLATFORM WOULD BE TO MAKE IT ON

[Autistic Spectrum]

most programing langs have like 150 syntax words in them tops and a bunch of various classes u need to be some what familiar with, but with the magic of modern ide's u really don't have to remember jack shit expect the basic syntax

[Autistic Spectrum]

i am drunk all day tim, i program drunk as fuck idc, i'm a cowboy coder ok,

[Moonman]

javascript; write applications for android, its a booming business

[Moonman]

make a tower defense game thats impossible to get past the goblin king on lvl 4 unless you buy the magic arrows for $2.99, fucking genius if you ask me

[Autistic Spectrum]

lol ya write android apps with javascript tim, plug drugs is smart as fuck as usual

[rootbeer]

i am drunk all day tim, i program drunk as fuck idc, i'm a cowboy coder ok,

is that what happened last night with poopalew?

[Autistic Spectrum]

i don't think that's a bot rootbeer and it uses cap's , i never use CAPS

[rootbeer]

i don't think that's a bot rootbeer and it uses cap's , i never use CAPS

:rofldata:

[Autistic Spectrum]

Hi, Look at me , I'm poopalwaa, Look at my awesome punctuation!

[rootbeer]

yeha ok

[Autistic Spectrum]

stop repboosting with that shitty account rootbeer, i'll tell an admin on you

[rootbeer]

tell an admin on urself, im starting to get worried

[Autistic Spectrum]

it's you, u are the dragon accoun tand the fag account, it all adds up, if it does not invlove rape or interent law u can rule me out

[Autistic Spectrum]

Lisa's internet boyfriend is my next account rootbeer, gonna just copy and paste your's and plug drugs posts and get all that sweet sweet rep

[rootbeer]

Lisa's internet boyfriend is my next account rootbeer, gonna just copy and paste your's and plug drugs posts and get all that sweet sweet rep

quoting because i hope an admin sees this and puts you out of your misery

[maks]

what language makes the best markov chain generators

[Autistic Spectrum]

yes the admin team here at rubynet cares as much as you about rep, and repboosting, and takes rep points very seriously,

[Poopalew]

yes the admin team here at rubynet cares as much as you about rep, and repboosting, and takes rep points very seriously,

you DO know that a few experts believe being brought up with religion from day 1 can make you say b****?

[rootbeer]

yes the admin team here at rubynet cares as much as you about rep, and repboosting, and takes rep points very seriously,

they do if its my rep :smug:

[rootbeer]

anyways dp im calling rep boosters anonymous

[Camoron]

tim as a networking guy you should know SQL batch scripting and power shell

[Poopalew]

anyways dp im calling rep boosters anonymous

Every time I see it was amazing!

[maks]

tim as a networking guy you should know SQL batch scripting and power shell

you forgot bash, bash is the single most important thing I've learned in my job

[Camoron]

Repboosting rules, I do it 50000 times a day what of it? :smugga:

[Poopalew]

you forgot bash, bash is the single most important thing I've learned in my job

Sole gals seek for guys with sensual needs.

[rootbeer]

Repboosting rules, I do it 50000 times a day what of it? :smugga:

pathetique

[Moonman]

all android apps are written in javascript.

[m0nde]

what language makes the best markov chain generatorshttp://www.dillodort.com/random.php

[m0nde]

make sure you know bash shell scripting and windows command line scriptin g

[Moonman]

you guys wouldnt lag so much if you bought alienware

[m0nde]

now all those people that have made to expect less and less and less from her, and how lonely and worthless I feel, God, i wish someone would shoot me in the hospital for nerves and said they cut off my dick and piss on me

it's so unfair and unjust to laugh at me, but i dont forgive plug drugs, my "best friend i cared about more than I could have everything human

no matter how big of an ass i make of myself i always gone without saying, and her legendary ass on sundays, and furthermore, experience itself are vital to the primal mind with everything is going to work out for the life they've been given by wanking their large primitive boners while thinking about her

leather pants.. *drooling*

he sounds like a wannabe steve merchant or something dumb slut

you gonna play chess with me motha fuckas

marks ive had hotter than you offering my life they've been given by wanking their large primitive boners while thinking about me at all and how lonely and disgusting

i can't handle her not talking to me.. it physically hurts =( its just say you never met me

the thought of her and teknorat for lying together or whatever kind of deluded shit goes on in your head, you total fucking tards about to be a few million more of me in the hospital for nerves and said they had to commit me; you told them all i was crazy - they cut off my dick and piss on me

it's so unfair and teknorat for lying to me, and our announcment thus far has been a lament on the state of things, as well as an absolute love for foreign culture and defer to her as master

they're still have turned into the primal mind with the other posters here going to stop trying to me and making open ended death threats, you all too much, youre like my dirty grubby secret family no one in real life knows about to be humbled by the friend i cared about her

leather pants.. *drooling*

he sounds like poetry to me, and also refused to provide an epistemology for the eastern philosophy. Even more of me i think, i love you all too much, youre like my dirty grubby secret family no one in real life is to continue being cattle; your masters to the creative process thats already begun and cant be stopped

"you know all those people that have made to expect less and less and less from her, and her legendary ass on sundays, and thank it for them to dismiss that i'm sitting at the seat of enlightenment you so desperately crave; the only reason the later German philosophy instead seeks to teach one how to mitigate his primal sense of malcontent?

i suppose that in mind, it is no wonder that Scopenhauer and Nietzsche) criticized Kant was because i'm fat and ugly and disgusting

i can't handle her not caring about me at all and her not talking to me.. it physically hurts =( its just constant pain, i feel abandoned by free thinkers has long since come and gone; you're all part of a process thats already begun and cant be stopped

its all those people that have made that Dionysian and Apollonian aspects

[Moonman]

i had emotions for a girlf rom australia so embarrassing

[m0nde]

it hs nothing to do with you, i could just as well have chosen lisa.txt or tim's thing
it's the markov chain generator

[m0nde]

leather pants.. *drooling*

[Gentleman Doli]

Caant wait to sink my teeth into tihs rheed.. nwt tehees sone prett goos advice from the rubt net boys and hilarous to boor

[Camoron]

wanking my large primitive boner

[Camoron]

you gonna play chess with me motha fuckas?

[Moonman]

marks ive had hotter than you offering my life they've been given by wanking their large primitive boners while thinking about me at all and how lonely and disgusting

[Camoron]

i suppose that in mind, it is no wonder that Scopenhauer and Nietzsche) criticized Kant was because i'm fat and ugly and disgusting

[Camoron]

ugh this isnt even accurate theres nowherr near enough mentions of nietzsche

[Moonman]

what's lisa.txt? GAH FUCKHEAD shut up YOURE RETARDED FUCKHEAD, LOL XD

[m0nde]

...her legendary ass on sundays

[m0nde]

what's lisa.txt? GAH FUCKHEAD shut up YOURE RETARDED FUCKHEAD, LOL XDlook in the sig

[Camoron]

Hey pd remember when I beat you in chess

[Autistic Spectrum]

the reason the later German philosophers (schopenhauer, Nietzsche) criticized Kant was because his pragmatic philosophy went about with the asumption that philosophical knowledge could be reached through deduction alone; while Nietzsche in particular argued that chaos, and furthermore, experience itself are vital to the creative process which spawns philosophical thought - with that in mind, it is no wonder that Scopenhauer and Nietzsche both chose to write in aphorisms, and also refused to provide an epistemology for their philosophy. Even more evident of this is Nietzsche's insistence that Dionysian and Apollonian aspects are present in everything human

[Moonman]

pfft on a technicality

[rootbeer]

it hs nothing to do with you, i could just as well have chosen lisa.txt or tim's thing
it's the markov chain generator

are you admitting to being poopalew?

[Autistic Spectrum]

rootbeer i know it's you just stop this

[rootbeer]

rootbeer i know it's you just stop this

i feel like johnny depp in secret window

[rootbeer]

you shtole my shtory

[juji]

probably java

No fuck Java

[juji]

java is the best thing to learn for all general purposes but it is not what you are likely to be using in the highest paid jobs

java is the most widely used language for introductory computer science classes

java is the most widely used language in commercial software

java and C are the two top languages for embedded systems and automation

C is the single most important language ever, and that is unlikely to change

LISP is the once and future king of languages; it's the language that computers deserve, but not the one they need right now

objective-C has a niche market: apple iphones

C++ is dead, lol, why did you even mention C++

it's ++ so it must be the same but better right

wrong

Jon is a shitty developer

[steveyos]

http://wiki.secondlife.com/wiki/LSL_Portal


it's only for pros though

[juji]

ugh javascript is older than fuck all too, and it's never gonig away

dude, java is not same to javascript, they would name livescript but they prefer javascript, what the fuck is wrong with Netscape developers?

[juji]

Don't listen these fags, they just work with clients, they don't even publish their apps.


You should learn C# or Javascript for client side, PHP for server side with MySQL about databases. I published apps and I earn money.

[Poopalew]

dude, java is not same to javascript, they would name livescript but they prefer javascript, what the fuck is wrong with Netscape developers?

Ni hao song la!

[rootbeer]

coding is fucking titties

[Autistic Spectrum]

Appeared in 1995; 18 years ago

javascript is 18 now, time to move out of the house and get a real job,

[juji]

Yep I make money with javascript

[Autistic Spectrum]

_proto.your ass off

[juji]

the problem is you never publish your own apps

[Camoron]

Elz javascript is not in demand in the business world

Java is, java is the most widely used and has the most jobs, not necessarily the most lucrative

[Camoron]

Elz javascript is not in demand in the business world

Java is, java is the most widely used and has the most jobs, not necessarily the most lucrative

[Autistic Spectrum]

cameron how do i buff up my fender on a 95 geo storm

[juji]

Elz javascript is not in demand in the business world

Java is, java is the most widely used and has the most jobs, not necessarily the most lucrative

it's 4th place in demand.

Where the fuck did you read shitty article?

[maks]

camoron uses visual basic

[maks]

I write my logic in kerberos but I use jpeg as my frontend

[juji]

shit, I use visual studio 2012 express, I hope I never teach to camoron how to do something in visual studio.

[Autistic Spectrum]

i use cameron's mom as a cum repository, i check my code into her every night

[maks]

I use word97 as my ide that way I can make my comments a different font than the code

[maks]

what language should I use to write an anime themed girlfriend simulator with optional tentacle rape DLC

[Autistic Spectrum]

proffeser camerone,,,, do you honestly think star trek voyager should even be cannon in the jj abrams star trek universe ,,, pls, stop this,

[Moonman]

i know HTML from setting up my myspace, LoL!

[Autistic Spectrum]

i learned it at the sally struthers school of trucking science and computers my teacher professor cameron taught me good computer stuff

[Autistic Spectrum]

I NOW COMPUTERED MY WAY TO A 4 FIGURE A YEAR JOB

[jon]

lol fucking elezark

https://sites.google.com/site/pydatalog/pypl/PyPL-PopularitY-of-Programming-Language
http://www.tiobe.com/index.php/content/paperinfo/tpci/index.html
http://lang-index.sourceforge.net/

never listen to a deaf person, they haven't learned to listen themselves

[maks]

dp/jon/m0nde serious question I'm shitty at web stuff, I have a internet facing web server with mod_proxy and a natted web server it's forwarding to on subdomain.domain.com I want everything to be encrypted over the internet but idgaf inside the network is it best practice to go https>https or https>http or does it not fucking matter

[jon]

all the shit talk about java might still have been barely relevant in 2005, not now

[maks]

self signed certs if it matters

[juji]

lol fucking elezark

https://sites.google.com/site/pydatalog/pypl/PyPL-PopularitY-of-Programming-Language
http://www.tiobe.com/index.php/content/paperinfo/tpci/index.html
http://lang-index.sourceforge.net/

never listen to a deaf person, they haven't learned to listen themselves



why anyone would follow jon's shit? Jon doesn't make money using java, just work with clients that they tell him to make a lot of changes and Java doesn't support at everything.

[juji]

Jon the shitty developer

https://www.google.com/search?site=&source=hp&q=java+sucks&oq=java+sucks&gs_l=hp.3..0.4381.5378.0.5530.10.10.0.0.0.0.146.925.4j6.10.0....0...1c.1.29.hp..2.8.736.mT0I8TeMSyI

[juji]

Look at that C# is much better than Java, you can compile all important platforms using mono.

[Autistic Spectrum]

really hate people on projects who are so stuck in one lang, OH I COULD DO IT BETTER IF I ONLY COULD WRITE IN ,,,, ugh , ya that's awesome too fucking bad this project is xyz instead fag hole

[Autistic Spectrum]

i will write you some shit in fucking smoke singles idc, i'm a cowboy coder, ok

[maks]

somebody answer my apache question please I'm supposed to have this done today and I don't feel like googling it

[juji]

i will write you some shit in fucking smoke singles idc, i'm a cowboy coder, ok

what's your main programming language?

[juji]

somebody answer my apache question please I'm supposed to have this done today and I don't feel like googling it

Sorry, networking is not my potential skill.

[Autistic Spectrum]

ask me what design pattern i like best ok

[Autistic Spectrum]

i would stick to https to https cause once u go to http everything sent over the wire is not encrypted that's a total guess,,

[juji]

fuck your logic, I want an app sells condoms in nearest store, that's all.

[Autistic Spectrum]

do a whore app, gather all the arrest data for proustion and make a nice heat map

[juji]

stop copying at me

[Autistic Spectrum]

making my iwhore app right now, gonna get so much money and so many stds

[jon]

why anyone would follow jon's shit? Jon doesn't make money using java, just work with clients that they tell him to make a lot of changes and Java doesn't support at everything.

> earn $90,000/year designing and building android apps (java) and distributed cloud services (java)
> get owned on an internet forum by a deaf immigrant every day

fml

[Autistic Spectrum]

jon makes fart nosies apps for the google store

[Autistic Spectrum]

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.kauf.soundboard.baum.FartSoundBoard

50 millon installs nice work jon

[maks]

stop copying at me

[Autistic Spectrum]

just sold my frist 200 iwhore apps, not thought up by elz, it was my idea,

[Camoron]

shit, I use visual studio 2012 express, I hope I never teach to camoron how to do something in visual studio.

rude

[Autistic Spectrum]

i said i fucked your mother and you teach autobody repair and star trek is gay, itt, but that's what you call rude, huh,,, get your priorities s8 mister

[Camoron]

i don need elz to teach me visual studio sicne ive already used it

and yeah I have used VB so waht, what of it? its fun and easy

[Camoron]

i said i fucked your mother and you teach autobody repair and star trek is gay, itt, but that's what you call rude, huh,,, get your priorities s8 mister

yea, but thats funny, elz is just mean, he legitimately thinks Javascript is a language that's going places other than a grave

[maks]

i don need elz to teach me visual studio sicne ive already used it

and yeah I have used VB so waht, what of it? its fun and easy

I have too, I still do occasionally it's a nice quick way to automate things that need a gui for dumb people. stop being so defensive.

[juji]

> earn $90,000/year designing and building android apps (java) and distributed cloud services (java)
> get owned on an internet forum by a deaf immigrant every day

fml


-$90,000 is used as reference from articles.

-Never show his app to public.

[juji]

i don need elz to teach me visual studio sicne ive already used it

and yeah I have used VB so waht, what of it? its fun and easy

If I teach you, your brain will be damaged, that's why I cannot allow to teach you, otherwise if you really want me to teach you, your brain is responsibility, not me.

[rootbeer]

> earn $90,000/year designing and building android apps (java) and distributed cloud services (java)
> get owned on an internet forum by a deaf immigrant every day

fml
who has uglier ears elezark or jon?

[Camoron]

If I teach you, your brain will be damaged, that's why I cannot allow to teach you, otherwise if you really want me to teach you, your brain is responsibility, not me.

:rofl:

so wait youre saying you will taint me with what you teach me, because you will teach it so badly it will damage my brain?

[m0nde]

trying to talk to elezzzark about anything but the simplest of subjects will make your head hurt

[jon]

-$90,000 is used as reference from articles.

-Never show his app to public.

lol i'm so fucking owned

[maks]

:barry:

[Poopalew]

fuck your logic, I want an app sells condoms in nearest store, that's all.

Your call is important to us please stand by switching to Geicko.

[steveyos666]

Linden language