why does it cost 5 fucking dollars to cross the tapan zee bridge

[maks]

just came back from 2 nights in a suite with its own private pool and spa. fuck my normal house.

[Gentleman Doli]

when i get rich im livign out of hotels for teh rest of my life

[maks]

that's the private pool down on the bottom of the 3 floors of my suite. there was a glass floor on the top story so you could look down into it. my girl sure knows how to book accommodations.

http://www.covepoconoresorts.com/sites/default/files/FantasyApple_lrg.jpg

[maks]

I'm trying not to thin k about what happened in that pool before we got there. the sign assured me it was thoroughly cleaned.

[Gentleman Doli]

Cody the Pool Cleaner

[maks]

fireplace √
porch √
skylight √
hot tub √
steam room √
fucking private pool √

yep perfect room

[jon]

try crossing the verrazano it's like $11 fucking mooks runnin the place

[maks]

tolls are stupid anyway why don't they just raise the gasoline tax like everyone else

[adair]

there's not enough romantic anonymous gay sex imho