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timmy
10-02-2013, 10:04 PM
theres a squash court for employees, theres consoles in the break room, free soda all day every day, FREE soda, you dont pay for it, like 10 different sodas on tap for free, cool story
PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
10-02-2013, 10:07 PM
so you work at mcdonalds have solitare on the managers computer and can bounce rocks off the dumpster out back
timmy
10-02-2013, 10:10 PM
nf
timmy
10-02-2013, 10:10 PM
the buildnig is an entire street block
StompleB
10-02-2013, 10:11 PM
god dammit, I quit drinking soda and now tim gets all the free der pepper and diet der he wants
PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
10-02-2013, 10:14 PM
the buildnig is an entire street block
the biggest mcdonalds in all of australia barry has finally made it
Ramen
10-02-2013, 10:55 PM
theres a squash court for employees, theres consoles in the break room, free soda all day every day, FREE soda, you dont pay for it, like 10 different sodas on tap for free, cool story
plz don't get fat on soda... boobz turned into a hateful, mean, bitter faggot, tek is married.... you're austrailia's last hope...
skrizach
10-02-2013, 11:32 PM
tek is married lmao
UofLCardfan08
10-04-2013, 07:24 AM
Tim is your boss a man or a woman?
Camoron
10-04-2013, 07:43 AM
Free soda lmao do you work at McDonald's I get free pop (that's what civilized people call it) too and shitty leftover lunches
Camoron
10-04-2013, 07:44 AM
so you work at mcdonalds have solitare on the managers computer and can bounce rocks off the dumpster out back
F
skrizach
10-04-2013, 12:38 PM
My job doesn't give me free soda, I think it's because they care about my health.
Autistic Spectrum
10-04-2013, 12:40 PM
it's beacuse they hate you, and don't want you to be happy while you are putting out fires
skrizach
10-04-2013, 12:51 PM
n...nooo!
Autistic Spectrum
10-04-2013, 12:52 PM
go into work and demand free candy and soda
skrizach
10-04-2013, 12:53 PM
go into work and demand free candy and soda
"MAKE ME UNHEALTHY!!!!"
PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
10-04-2013, 12:57 PM
when I worked at a restaurant they tried to make me pay for stuff so I would just take a forkfuls off plates through the day and it would add up to a full meal by the end of my shift
Autistic Spectrum
10-04-2013, 12:59 PM
i eat out of the trash can behind dunkin doughnts all the times, lol they always tell me GET OUT OF HERE, but i am like no fuck u and i grab me some bear claws and run away
Camoron
10-04-2013, 04:54 PM
Nice seinfeld plot dp
timmy
10-04-2013, 06:57 PM
Tim is your boss a man or a woman?
the ceo is a man and the general managers are almost all men
Tahiti Joe
10-04-2013, 07:00 PM
did you suk your bosses dik yet?
i used to work at a golf course and i got free pop and cheap golf and cheap ass hot dogs and cheeseburger dogs (which are basically just cheeseburgers in hot dog form and let me tell you they are gr8)
Free soda supposed to be something special? hahawut
timmy
10-05-2013, 03:18 AM
free employee gym, havnt been in it since im lazy but i dont expect it to be super great
timmy
10-05-2013, 03:19 AM
ugh i drink so muich soda on breaks
ugh i drink so muich soda on breaks
diabetes
timmy
10-05-2013, 03:23 AM
diabetes
beats being deaf
http://www.diabetesaustralia.com.au/
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