Lisa do you remember that time i was over and Wet Wet Wet came on the radio

[Lisa's Babysitter]

and you were smiling so much and gyrating those little 8 y/o hips like you were kylie fucking minoque?

cuz i remember

[Lisa's Babysitter]

I also remember your mom still owes me $30 from that night because i usually did maths homework when you fell asleep but you kept getting out of bed and crawling into my lap wearing nothing but your little baby thong and i should be compensated for those 3 hours of lovemaking

[Garfield]

lisa are you happy tristens dead?

[Camoron]

why do some people replace qs with gs and vice versa are they retarded

[blumpkin blownuts]

im extremely retarded