real life decision advice thread help my pick my new dog friend

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

cant decide on a breed it must:

be soft because I don't like petting dogs that are all dry and prickly
not be tiny and gay
help me shoot birds

[always stevey]

Stafford terrier

[maks]

really easy to find pitbulls at the pound, anythin else you're probably going to have to find a breeder or go to the pet store

[LadyKillmonger]

I remember when I broke in next door to rescue a dog and I named it maks

[Garfield]

you look like a cat person

[LadyKillmonger]

I love animals

I love cats

[timmy]

you cant go wrong with a german shepherd

[timmy]

or a husky

[always stevey]

How about lisa? :)

[timmy]

does lisa have a big dogknot?

[always stevey]

does lisa have a big dogknot?

Lisa has been spayed

[timmy]

Lisa has been spayed

thank god, dont want her procreating

[Autistic Spectrum]

german shepherd

[timmy]

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2013/018/0/d/german_shepherd_6_by_pythos_cheetah-d5rvah7.jpg

[Autistic Spectrum]

if you are duck hunting tho ,get a lab

[steveyos YOLO]

Boston terriers are awesome

[blumpkin blownuts]

get a spitz

[blumpkin blownuts]

or a schipperke, they're kindof on the small side but very fluffy and they are solid working dogs

[Camoron]

www.majorspoilers.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/michael-j-fox-as-teenwolf.jpg

[Camoron]

Well fuck whatever

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

NO TINY GAY DOGS NO NIGGER DOGS NO PRICKLY DOGS I WANT A SOFT AND FLUFFY FRIEND AAAAAAAAAAAA

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/04/1881EnSetter.jpg

[always stevey]

Get a golden retriever

[adair]

my cat and a dog

http://i.imgur.com/VCs8TL5.jpg

[Lisa's Babysitter]

meow

[Ruby's Wife's Sister]

Nova scotia duck tolling retriever they are godly or irish setter they look so good sitting in a home office idk why

[UofLCardfan08]

http://www.aplacetolovedogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/sad-brussels-griffon.jpg

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

Nova scotia duck tolling retriever they are godly or irish setter they look so good sitting in a home office idk why

so soft aaaaaaaaa

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e0/Toller_Pup_%26_Sire.JPG/800px-Toller_Pup_%26_Sire.JPG

[Autistic Spectrum]

home office dogs, sitting at your feet while you check your 401k

[Ruby's Wife's Sister]

so soft aaaaaaaaa

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e0/Toller_Pup_%26_Sire.JPG/800px-Toller_Pup_%26_Sire.JPG

and they are so nice! they are a good medium size as well, not too small not so big they are like having another adult in the house.

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya your not an adult your a 9 year old girl

[Boar]

get a border collie and dont pay any attention to it so it becomes neurotic and develops massive social disorders and maybe then you can teach it to post on this forum