Official choke on my dick thread

[timmy]

Jelking really works

[rootbeer]

i know you won't listen, but be careful man you can get nerve damage.

[timmy]

the idea is to not jelk at full mast, trolls jokingly say full mast jelking is "advanced" but it is actually how you can damage your tubesteak

[timmy]

jelking literally makes your dick grow by invoking stem cells to create more mass

[Camoron]

lol jelqing is bullshit afaik the only real methods of increasing penis length are surgery and using a device like the FastSize Extender which actually has had scientifically proven results and averages gains of about 1-2 inches the only downfall is you literally have to wear a fucking thing on your dick for like 8 hours a day for over a year before you get those results

[rootbeer]

jelking literally makes your dick grow by invoking stem cells to create more mass

stem cells only exist in fetus. you might be able to stretch it out a little bit, but you are risking nerve damage and ED.
also weve all seen your dick and i think you will be fine man dont be insecure

[rootbeer]

all those guys who get insane dicks using pumps and silicone have to take viagra to get it up

[timmy]

imyplgin im not injecting stem cells into my dick as we speak

[rootbeer]

hypothetically i think you could inject IGF-1 into your cock for massive dick gains, but you would probably get cancer

[rootbeer]

:cool: lets do it

[jon]

> stem cells only come from fetuses
> injecting stem cells into your dick
> making a baby of your babymaker
> your own precious little special one
> love your own cock more than you love women
> banging women as an excuse to look at your own cock
> cock cancer
> need surrogate cock
> join /fit/

[Camoron]

tim you seem rly insecure sexually why is that tim

[timmy]

hey cam, dont you remember i have a much greater dick/height ratio than you? remember?