my cat loves mac and cheese

[LadyKillmonger]

she licks the bowl clean when I finished

[juji]

cats are disgusting

[LadyKillmonger]

how dare you rate my thread as terrible

you're grosser than my cat

my cat once drank milk straight out of my mouth

she licks her anus

[jon]

lisa's crosseyed mouth-drinking cat that's high all the time would be a better poster than elz

[Garfield]

your cats gonna diarrhea shit all over your house

[Autistic Spectrum]

how dare you rate my thread as terrible

you're grosser than my cat

my cat once drank milk straight out of my mouth

she licks her anus

you know cat's can get AIDS just like people, congrats on giving your cat AIDS

[always stevey]

That's actually really unhealthy to feed your animals human food, unless its chicken or tuna. You should be more responsible with your pet.

[rootbeer]

That's actually really unhealthy to feed your animals human food, unless its chicken or tuna. You should be more responsible with your pet.

my cat trys to eat my food no matter what it is lol
alley cat

[always stevey]

They get bad manners if you feed them off your plate lol. Nothing worse than a cat trying to stick its face in your plate of food

[rootbeer]

i dont feed it scraps its just really naughty, it also drinks out of the toilet :cat:

[always stevey]

I feed my cat the people who bully me online

[timmy]

That's actually really unhealthy to feed your animals human food, unless its chicken or tuna. You should be more responsible with your pet.

i doubt you would know sht about cat diet
1. theyre carnivores
2. just like dog f ood their wet food is packed with so umuch shit meat and preservatives it gives animals a faster death

[timmy]

you know cat's can get AIDS just like people, congrats on giving your cat AIDS
FIV =/= HIV

[timmy]

also wh the fuck lets their pets lick their mouth, yousick fuck lisa i bet you would give me a rim job you nasty nasty bitch

[LadyKillmonger]

also wh the fuck lets their pets lick their mouth, yousick fuck lisa i bet you would give me a rim job you nasty nasty bitchprobably not

[timmy]

you let your cat lick your mouth whats the difference of likcking my ass bitch

[LadyKillmonger]

my cat is cleaner than you

it was years ago, before I changed to soy milk and I was eating cereal with milk, I was a surprised she did and I fell over laughing, I was grossed out

[timmy]

yea ok that 20 year old can barely move to clean iotself is cleaner than me...

do you even give it baths? in your inflatable bath

[LadyKillmonger]

no cats clean themselves with their tongue

the same tongue that drank milk out of my mouth

[timmy]

once a month you wash them to get rid of old sweat and dirt...
lick my ass bitch

[LadyKillmonger]

no actually you don't wash cats, you wash dogs but not cats and they don't sweat

cats clean themselves, a lot and you shouldn't wash them because it strips natural oils that help protect the cat and it's bad

I know some people do but you should never wash a cat

[timmy]

thats why theres SPECIFIC shampoo for cats......
lick my ass bitch

[Autistic Spectrum]

wow lisa you sure know alot about cats! your a cat lady! really great stuff,

[always stevey]

40 year old cat lady

[timmy]

wow lisa you sure know alot about cats! your a cat lady! really great stuff,

shes right about cats cleaning themselves,

but dont mean you can make it smell nice once in a blue

have you smelled a cat who hasnt been washed in years and is all dirty from bad weather

[always stevey]

Cats are actually covered in bacteria because of their saliva.

[LadyKillmonger]

thats why theres SPECIFIC shampoo for cats......
lick my ass bitchflea shampoo

for retardedpeople who think shapooing a cat is the easiest and best way to get rid of fleas

[LadyKillmonger]

shes right about cats cleaning themselves,

but dont mean you can make it smell nice once in a blue

have you smelled a cat who hasnt been washed in years and is all dirty from bad weatherno if the cat smells bad them there is something wrong with it, as in it's sick

a healthy cat does not smell bad at all

[LadyKillmonger]

Cats are actually covered in bacteria because of their saliva.your mouth has more bacteria in it than your anus

[timmy]

Outdoor cats will need to be bathed whenever they are very dirty

[UofLCardfan08]

pet store reject, fired for distributing cat aids and bad pet hygiene info

2 degree's and yet still unqualified to clean pet store cages, a true measure of lisa's successful life.

[timmy]

no if the cat smells bad them there is something wrong with it, as in it's sick

a healthy cat does not smell bad at all

sorry to have you misinterpret what i said, by smell bad i dont mean s ickly or off where you can smell them far away.

seriously though, my cat loves me more than your cat loves you.

i bet you cant e ven pet a c at properly you faggot

[LadyKillmonger]

"There are some dissenting views on this issue but in general there is usually no reason to bathe your cat especially a shorthaired indoor cat. Cats spend a large percentage of their days grooming themselves and they are experts at it. Using their barbed tongues they lick dirt and debris off their fur in order to keep it clean and odor free. Cats with long hair may require the occasional bath if their fur gets too oily. Their fur can get too oily based on climate conditions and the individual skin of the cat. There are also occasional times when your cat's fur may get excessively dirty due to some mishap that the cat has gotten itself into. In some of these cases it may be necessary to give your cat a bath.

You should know right off the bat that almost all cats hate baths, so be prepared. Here are some tips to make the experience easier:

Cat baths are smoother when 2 people are bathing the cat. One holds the cat while the other bathes the cat. Bathing the cat should be done in the bathroom where you can close the door to prevent escapes. Noise (like rushing bath water) is always an issue for the cat so anything to keep the noise level down will help.

Preparation is everything - Run the bath water BEFORE you put the cat
in the bath and make sure the water is not too hot and not too cold. The height of the water should reach the cat's underbelly.

A rubber bathmat placed in the tub will give the cat something to grip when it gets nervous and is a good idea.

Use a cat shampoo recommended by your vet, groomer or other qualified pet professional.

Do NOT wet the cat's head. Instead use a moist washcloth or towelette if the cat's face and head are dirty. GENTLY wet the cat from neck to bum using a cup or small pail with the bath water itself and start shampooing at the neck and move toward the bum. Then wash the legs.

Meowing and yowling at this point are normal unless your cat is mute,
in a coma, or practically dead. Just continue rubbing in the suds gently. Don't use too much shampoo.

The rinsing is the most important part as shampoo left on a cat's skin will make your cat scratch itself thereby irritating its skin. Start draining the bath water. While it is draining, start rinsing the cat's fur with the remaining bath water using cup or small pail. This gets the 'big suds' off. Use or buy a cheap shower attachment for this next part. With warm water from the shower attachment, rinse and rub the fur well from neck to bum. Once you think it's clean do it again quickly making sure there is no shampoo residue.

While in the tub put a towel all around kitty and start gently rubbing
all around its body. It must be a gentle rub or pat down because especially in a longhaired cat, you don't want the rubbing to create new knots. Remove kitty from the tub and use another towel to further absorb water from the fur.

If you have a hair dryer that does NOT make too much noise you can try rubbing the fur while blow drying. Make sure that if your cat is NOT completely dry that you put it in a WARM room so that it does not catch a chill and get sick. This CAN happen easily.
Note: It is 100% normal for the cat to start licking its fur immediately after you've finished all your hard work.

There are many other creative techniques for bathing cats. Another one that makes good sense is the shallow buckets technique. Buy 5 cheap shallow buckets. Fill them all so the height reaches the cat's underbelly. Put the cat in the first bucket and start shampooing - The next 4 buckets are rinsing buckets
where using your hands you rinse the suds off kitty as you transfer the lucky feline from bucket to bucket. Make sure all the suds have been removed and dry the cat well.

Other good cat bathing tips from cat owners can be found on our bulletin board from the following links.
http://www.pets.ca/forum/showthread.php?t=16518
http://www.pets.ca/forum/showthread.php?t=14930

[LadyKillmonger]

sorry to have you misinterpret what i said, by smell bad i dont mean s ickly or off where you can smell them far away.

seriously though, my cat loves me more than your cat loves you.

i bet you cant e ven pet a c at properly you faggothad animals my whole life

and there is mno way your cat loves you more

you torture it by washing it with perfume for one

[timmy]

lmao i bath the cat myself on my own

he just sits there accepts his fate

fuck you lisa my cat is happy and healthy

[LadyKillmonger]

my cat is healthier and happier and will live much longer yours

2 pages, fuck yeah

[timmy]

youre so... degenerate its kind of sad...

[LadyKillmonger]

you're clearly very jealous that my cat is better than yours

[timmy]

my cat is healthier and happier and will live much longer yours

2 pages, fuck yeah

my cat is almost 1 years old idiot

[timmy]

you're clearly very jealous that my cat is better than yours

your cat is crosseyed and seems retarded all the tije and clueless liike it has alzheimers

[LadyKillmonger]

my cat is almost 1 years old idiotexactly

the way you treat it it won't live long

[LadyKillmonger]

your cat is crosseyed and seems retarded all the tije and clueless liike it has alzheimersmy cat is a genius and better looking than yours

[timmy]

gonna rape you bitch

[Autistic Spectrum]

cat chat

[timmy]

outdoor cats need to be washed once in a while.
last time i washed my cat was because one of my two dogs kept bothering the crap ouyt of him for weeks and rubbing up on him so some time later my cat smelled like a stinky dog]

bathed that shit and he s melt like a beautiful cat

[timmy]

buy this lisa
http://www.petsofaustralia.com.au/cat-lover-kwik-kleen-dry-cat-shampoo-250ml/

its really nice s melling cat shampoo that is made for cats

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa does not shampoo her own hair but she is gonna shampoo her cat's hair

http://thekromblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/71179_347194452552_5371852_n.jpg

[internutt]

how prole

[timmy]

lisa does not shampoo her own hair but she is gonna shampoo her cat's hair

http://thekromblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/71179_347194452552_5371852_n.jpg

lol

[always stevey]

your mouth has more bacteria in it than your anus

Your ass is cleaner than your face

[always stevey]

Lisa's cat probably has lung cancer from all the second hand smoke

[timmy]

yea thats animal abuse - forcing her cat to be stoned with her

[internutt]

Lisa's cat probably has lung cancer from all the second hand smoke

YEAH PROBABLY!!!

[always stevey]

Lisa's cat: help me Lisa I can't breath from all the dust, filth, and smoke. Let me outside please!
Lisa: lol cat have some mac and cheese.

[always stevey]

Lisa's cat: help me Lisa I can't breath from all the dust, filth, and smoke. Let me outside please!
Lisa: lol cat have some mac and cheese.

[rootbeer]

barry why are you so mad? did your chickens not lay any eggs today?

[timmy]

yes

[rootbeer]

they need electric therapy