an ode to lisa,

[Autistic Spectrum]

Thing is: she wasn't using me. I was the one that took the initiative and reached out to her both initially to come back to this site and more recently. Neither time was it because I cared about her. It was because she served a purpose for me. When I convinced her to come back here, her hundred to two hundred posts a day, mostly flames, was good for wearing this site down. She was a raw quantity attention diverter that had enough rage energy to frustrate this entire site thus allowing me to spend more time being creative hitting the sensitive spots of this site's losers.

More recently, I was just trying to pick her brain to figure out how I managed to accomplish what the rest of youz wish you could. Whatever the reasons, it sure would have been great lulzmilk for this site.

[LadyKillmonger]

lol

[Tahiti Joe]

you're odious Lisa.

[always stevey]

What does odious mean, does that mean smelly?

[Tahiti Joe]

extremely unpleasant; repulsive.

[always stevey]

That is really mean

[rootbeer]

cat fight

[rootbeer]

hisssssss

[lnopia the great]

lisa is just a helpless pawn in the game of pwnage

[Gentleman Doli]

in the game of pwn, there is no middle ground, you get lulzmilk or you get pwnt,

[rootbeer]

come drink from the lolmilk of destruction
-genghis khan

[steveyos]

have you guys ever sat down and really thought about how ob is actually sitting at his computer thinking anyone on this forum is in any way affected by him? that just fucks with my mind, because I know every god damned ytmnsfwer could not fucking care less at all about ob's fucking terrible posts, or any lizard's this does not apply to just ob, and it's just so sad when you really stop to think about the reality of it

[steveyos]

I've mentioned that before but every time I stop to think about it it just gets sadder and sadder, especially after that longwinded post by ob dp copy pasted, something about it that just really ugh

[steveyos]

I just wish I could see into ob's life I just want to know the daily happenings of not just him but all the lizards, I wanna know if they're really as stupid as they seem, I almost have to know, it's almost an obsession to find out if they're all really as retarded as they make themselves out to be

[steveyos]

the only one who isn't a mystery is lisa lol, wake up at 1 PM, take a shower, smoke a joint, take a shower, drink some tea, inflate bath, take a shower, smoke a joint, drink some tea, take a bath while drinking tea, smoke a joint, 3 PM log in rubynet from desktop get owned as fuck get raged smoke a joint take a shower drink tea, lay in bed in silence until 7 PM, log in rubynet from iphone get owned as fuck get raged smoke a joint take a shower drink a bath smoke some tea, repeat all that pretty much bed probably around 4-5:30 AM, 24/7 365


every other lizard I just can't picture how they exist, I don't know how they even remember how to breathe, lisa is the only one that seems like there's a real human on the other end of the computer

[maks]

ob has a blog about trolling

[Garfield]

trolling the trollers

[steveyos]

I know it's so fucking sad omg

[timmy]

i dont get OB, i dont understand if hes lik "ill throw a lulzmilk in there just so everyone thinks im a retard" or is he full blown serious aboot lulzmilk i dont know i think ill never know

[timmy]

its like someones 50 year old grandma found the internet and started trolling since last week

[Garfield]

yes we know what lizards are barry

[rootbeer]

pour some lolzmilk on love

[timmy]

pour some lolzmilk on love

:rofl:

[Gentleman Doli]

frosty flagon of lulzmilk

[steveyos]

fuck you ob you're so bad