Cag, been thinking about it all day and i'm really worried,,,,

[Autistic Spectrum]

[DID YOUR BOYFRIEND EVER END UP TEXTING YOU]

[always stevey]

I don't have a boyfriend, weirdo

[Autistic Spectrum]

holy shit, i h8 you

[always stevey]

you I've just been owned

[always stevey]

how does it feel

[Autistic Spectrum]

you I've just been owned

well if that was in english i would feel pretty bad

[always stevey]

how the fuck did I mess that up. I meant to say you have been owned but ended up owning myself once again

[Gentleman Doli]

lmao cag doesnt have any boy friend and wil probably die alone and love less, :twisted:

[StompleB]

caghunters

[steveyos YOLO]

Cagmoron will give her a second chance

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag is gonna marry someone she meets in AA when she's like 50 and finally has to sober up because if she doesn't she has to go to jail for her 3rd dwi,,

[always stevey]

cag is gonna marry someone she meets in AA when she's like 50 and finally has to sober up because if she doesn't she has to go to jail for her 3rd dwi,,

I have never had a dui lol because Jesus protects me

[Gentleman Doli]

jesus take the wheel, take it from my hands,,,

[always stevey]

I want to marry my boyfriend anyways.. SIGH. Its been almost 2 whole days since I've seen him but I dunno I guess its ok not to see him for a couple days

[Autistic Spectrum]

I don't have a boyfriend, weirdo

[always stevey]

he's my boyfriend he just doesn't know it yet

[Gentleman Doli]

are u tlaking about me cag :swoon:

[steveyos YOLO]

She's nearly as insane as lisa

[always stevey]

No actually. Some old highschool friend came in with her roommate and had some drinks at my bar, and the roommate asked me out about three weeks ago. I don't know if he's actually my boyfriend yet or not but that's shitty issue I never push. you're either with someone or you arent

[always stevey]

its not something you sit down and discuss.

[steveyos YOLO]

its not something you sit down and discuss.

Neither is getting a restraining order against your crazy ass

[always stevey]

ok

[always stevey]

Neither is getting a restraining order against your crazy ass

uh ok lol

[always stevey]

I will try my best to not fuck this up like I did all my other relationshits

[Autistic Spectrum]

lol he's not your boyfriend, he's just some guy who introduced you to his family, and makes you pay for your own dinner when you go out and violates your womanly virtues

[always stevey]

virtures... lol

[Autistic Spectrum]

is he aware you are a slut, have you broached this subject with him,

[always stevey]

we get eachother back, like he buys dinner and ill buy the movie tickets. we spent over 40 dollars at the movies a week ago

[always stevey]

is he aware you are a slut, have you broached this subject with him,

no, I told him I was a one man kinda girl

[always stevey]

but I've been good and ignored all the booty calls. Just hoping my vagina will shrink back to a suitable size after all the dick I got this summer

[steveyos YOLO]

Is this guy you're infatuated with also a dwarf?

[always stevey]

Is this guy you're infatuated with also a dwarf?

oh god no he's perfect. 6 ft 3 and ripped. I sat on his feet and he did 200 situps one morning

[Gentleman Doli]

No actually. Some old highschool friend came in with her roommate and had some drinks at my bar, and the roommate asked me out about three weeks ago. I don't know if he's actually my boyfriend yet or not but that's shitty issue I never push. you're either with someone or you arent

thanks for explaining taht ;-]

[Gentleman Doli]

its not something you sit down and discuss.
lol dintdnt camoron do tihs literaly exact thign, to u, young fairy princess cag

[always stevey]

You're very welcome, I know how easy it is for you fellas to get confused and I want nothing more than to be forthcoming with all the last Cag facts that people from all over the world log in to read

[steveyos]

I'm not even joking cag is the best poster

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag fact:


cag's a whore

[always stevey]

I wish I could get paid to have sex but younger cuter guys don't have a lot of money :(

[always stevey]

I HAD SEX WITH A FATMAN ONCE AND IT WAS SO GROSS I FELT LIKE I WAS BEING MOLESTED.

[Autistic Spectrum]

you prob felt that way because you where being molested and raped by a fatman

[steveyos YOLO]

I HAD SEX WITH A FATMAN ONCE AND IT WAS SO GROSS I FELT LIKE I WAS BEING MOLESTED.

Your stories are so entertaining, but you ain't got shit on that bitch who was a top notch circus performer

[always stevey]

I didn't actually have sex with a fat man.

[always stevey]

was totally kidding

[steveyos]

:mad:

[always stevey]

ok I did

[steveyos YOLO]

This will please sidartha a great deal

[always stevey]

where is monde. I yearn tragically for his return

[steveyos YOLO]

Probably playing some shitty game and ignoring you

[always stevey]

<\3

[m0nde]

wow fuck this shit, i'm going to go watch house of cards

[always stevey]

Hi Monde. :swoon:

[steveyos]

This will please sidartha a great deal