I cry at night because I don't have a father

[always stevey]

he fled when I was born.

[Camoron]

Sorry.

[m0nde]

was his body chopped in half by a windmill blade?

[always stevey]

was his body chopped in half by a windmill blade?

Oh lol Monde that is so funny

[always stevey]

You are an internet hacking asshole making fun of my dad. You monde, are a good person. Hope you are proud

[m0nde]

this?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHZ5YpTeoIQ

[Camoron]

nf m0nde, nf. crossing a line buddy

[steveyos YOLO]

At least he didn't have the opportunity to rape you

[always stevey]

My father would never rape me. He's gay.

[vbulletin]

that feeling when monde is making the best posts itt

[Obnoxious Bitch]

My father would never rape me. He's gay.

What if you had really short hair and was wearing t-shirt, jeans, and sneakers? Would he take you from the back and consider your vagina a "bonus hole" or is he an effeminate bottom?

[always stevey]

I'm sure he could just fuck me in the ass and call me mike bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig

[Camoron]

that feeling when monde is making the best posts itt

lol wtf are you

[vbulletin]

good lord ob how do you think of such amazing posts

[Obnoxious Bitch]

Poor Mel, his "clit" must be getting stiff (or something) Projecting your 7 y/o self onto me. Unlike Cag, you actually did get dicked in the ass by your father.

[always stevey]

I tried everything to get my dad to fuck me.

[always stevey]

ALAS

[vbulletin]

try being a good poster

[always stevey]

never gets old, stevey.

[Obnoxious Bitch]

I tried everything to get my dad to fuck me. Ask Jack for advice. He is quite experienced and skillful at that.

[always stevey]

This is a serious thread about me reuniting with my long lost father.

[vbulletin]

title end replaced with because cag won't post on fjs

[Obnoxious Bitch]

This is a serious thread about me reuniting with my long lost father. I'm sorry. :sad:

[always stevey]

change fjs to cag.net and I will post there.

[Obnoxious Bitch]

change fjs to cag.net and I will post there. Be careful what you wish for. Steve took it a step further than that for me and then deleted the site. Hhhhhmmm. If he does that, he'd have to delete it in a week or two. Maybe not a bad idea after all. No one has figured out how to deter him from making yet another one a couple of weeks after that.

[always stevey]

stevey is beautiful man and no maatter what he does he has a special place in my heart

[Autistic Spectrum]

hello, cag's dad here

[Autistic Spectrum]

good bye,forever


love

cag's dad

[always stevey]

sometimes I pretend dp is the forum dad I never had who refuses to pay my child support

[always stevey]

when I cooked my new boyfriend breakfast this morning I pretended I was having sex with my dad

[Autistic Spectrum]

i would not be a happy camper if i was your dad cag,

[always stevey]

i would not be a happy camper if i was your dad cag,

that's funny because that's what my dad said before he left forever

[always stevey]

If you're reading this dad, I just want you to know I have forgiven you for abandoning my mom and me. Come home so I can know what its like to have a family

[always stevey]

A REAL family. rubynet is the worst family, the only family I've ever had

[m0nde]

dp abandoned cag as a child and she's grown up with father issues
i hope you're happy you beast

[always stevey]

unfortunatly Cody is my dad.

[always stevey]

yes I dreaming of hot sex and reuniting with Cody one day. I don't care if I get made fun of that's just how I feel and I can't help that

[always stevey]

When I cry I try to tell myself its not my fault but I'm not fooling anyone

[vbulletin]

after time has passed I've realized cag isn't a lunatic or unrealistically terrible poster so I would gladly now let her post at fjs

[vbulletin]

this dad stuff is actually good I like dadchats it's a very refreshing break from the flood of nf this forum has been shitting in its computer chair for the past forever but I'd rather read it at fjs

[vbulletin]

tim and eric dad chats, my pep pep

[always stevey]

the world demands cag and cag they will Have. have cag and eat it too.

[always stevey]

but yeah I miss my dad.

[vbulletin]

I never even met my dad maybe we can be each other's dad's

[always stevey]

I would be the worst dad. drunk and abusive.

[Obnoxious Bitch]

I would be the worst dad. drunk and abusive.

Would you rape your kids?

[always stevey]

of coursr

[always stevey]

there is something wrong with pple who don't like raping kids.

[Obnoxious Bitch]

there is something wrong with pple who don't like raping kids.

You are going to get a bunch of bearded babies coming out of the old candy ass forum with their butt muscles quivering waiting for "daddy".

[always stevey]

my butt muscles already quiver for my big strong manly dad

[always stevey]

can't honestly say I blame them

[Obnoxious Bitch]

can't honestly say I blame them I hear you. You whip out a big manly, daddy cock and all these anime fag boys will eagerly suck it.

[always stevey]

lol me too

[always stevey]

they are gonna get really angry when they find out you said they sucked cocks. treadcarefully,

[Obnoxious Bitch]

they are gonna get really angry when they find out you said they sucked cocks. treadcarefully, I've been posting that since I arrived at the old site. They know.

[always stevey]

but they might get really and this time. You never know.. This time might be the straw that broke the camels back.

[Obnoxious Bitch]

but they might get really and this time. You never know.. This time might be the straw that broke the camels back.

I guess they'll have to quarantine me in the herpatarium.

[Autistic Spectrum]

INVITE ME INTO YOUR LIZARD LAIDES CREW SO I CAN HAVE CONVERSTIONS LIKE THIS

[always stevey]

no men allowed.

[vbulletin]

I swear there was just a third page and I clicked page 3 and then now ther'es only two pages wtf anyway requesting cag nudes why are they so hard to find

[Cody]

I swear there was just a third page and I clicked page 3 and then now ther'es only two pages wtf anyway requesting cag nudes why are they so hard to find

i just spaminatored 2 of faggotchats accts thats why :D

[vbulletin]

cleaning crew cody cleans fat faggerchat's faggy fat

[Cody]

yeah i promised ruby in exchange for modding this subforum i'd take over as best i can on dealing with him

[Cody]

unfortunatly Cody is my dad.

yes but i never abused you sexually with my weird red dick

[Obnoxious Bitch]

Um sure, if you believe felons that are about to go to jail for their lies and crimes.

Otherwise, if it's posted on the internet, it's "hearsay".

You gonna visit your pal when he's in Rahway Mel?

You posted it on Comicon years before meeting Flag.

[always stevey]

Cody didn't abuse me sexually because he abandoned me.

[always stevey]

get the fuck out of my thread cody

[steveyos]

get the fuck out of my thread cody

[Cody]

get the fuck out of my thread cody

this is my house now cag, youre welcome to shit in it all you like but dont expect to be taken any more seriously here than you are irl, stripperface lol

[always stevey]

cody is a fucking faggot that wishes he belonged.

[always stevey]

rubys pet cody

[steveyos]

cody definitely belongs at rubynet

[always stevey]

don't understand why anyone would give Cody power unless its just to laugh at him.

[always stevey]

My boyfriend is going to beat Cody up and arrest him for possesion of controlled narcotics

[steveyos]

because cody is the ultimate lizard and rubynet is the ultimate lizard forum cody should just run the entire forum

[steveyos]

my boyfriend said I need to stop posting here because it's so bad

[always stevey]

Cody is gonna quit house painting so he can devout more time to his morr important job of managing the herp. the rubynet posters are depending on him

[steveyos]

I don't know why cody doesn't just buy rubycalaber.com from ruby

[Autistic Spectrum]

idk why anyone would do anything

[always stevey]

still haven't heard back from my boyfriend. maybe he will text me today.

[Autistic Spectrum]

spoliers he's not your boyfriend, he's just fucking you a couple times and you assumed he was your bf

[always stevey]

YES HE IS MY BOYFRIEND WE SPLIT THE CHECK AT DINNER THAT'S WHAT HUSBANDS AND WIVES DO.

[Gentleman Doli]

YES HE IS MY BOYFRIEND WE SPLIT THE CHECK AT DINNER THAT'S WHAT HUSBANDS AND WIVES DO.

waht a pussy lmao

[Gentleman Doli]

Hey erm,, cag,, would you mind paying half of this for me? I love you by the way lol, but serosly,

[steveyos]

married chat

[steveyos]

I would cook for cag and she wouldn't have to pay me for weed just gonna throw that out there in case things don't work out with me and pj

[always stevey]

he's not a pussy he beats pple up who make fun of me up all the time.

[Autistic Spectrum]

lol, he's not only just fucking you a couple times and tricking you into believing you are his gf, but he's making you pay for dinner as well this guy owns

[Gentleman Doli]

lol, he's not only just fucking you a couple times and tricking you into believing you are his gf, but he's making you pay for dinner as well this guy owns

[always stevey]

he. bought me a 30.pack of natty ice which means he's deeply in love with me

[always stevey]

there are things you nerd virgins need to learn about the world, and when a man buys alcohol for a woman its not to get into her pants, but something much more than that.. I am already planning our wedding

[Autistic Spectrum]

before you start picking out wedding dresses,you should prob tell him that you are his girlfriend first, because i am sure he has no idea that your his gf and not some random bar slut he's fucking

[steveyos]

oh man dual wedding, ruby and those two sister,s cag and her replubican cop boyfriend, IN SECOND LIFE, I BUILD THE INFLATABLE CHAPELS, THEN I INFLATE DOLI TO DO THE CEREMONIES, LET'S DO THIS I'M READY

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag is destined to live the life of a spinster

[Gentleman Doli]

there are things you nerd virgins need to learn about the world, and when a man buys alcohol for a woman its not to get into her pants, but something much more than that.. I am already planning our wedding

rest in peace cag. rest in peac.e

[Gentleman Doli]

camoron,,, cag needs u to rescue her from tihs love less mariage her parent have forced her into

[always stevey]

I guess rubynet posters just don't know what love is.

[always stevey]

going to show my boyfriend this thread and he's gonna be really mad

[always stevey]

I will hatch a litter of cags and instruct them to post here

[Autistic Spectrum]

if you get this guy to post here cag, i will plus rep him, for fucking you a few times and making you buy your own dinner when he takes you out, +rep guy that picked up cag in a bar

[always stevey]

he still hasn't texted me. I'm getting worried

[always stevey]

I should walk to his house and see if he's okay

[Autistic Spectrum]

he's not your boyfriend cag, give it up

[always stevey]

but we got super drunk he said he loved me before he came on my face. :(

[Autistic Spectrum]

heat of the moment

[always stevey]

my crazy schizophrenic aunt passed him a note warning him of my mental illness when I introduced them

[Gentleman Doli]

cag u dnot let guys cum on ur face, tahts how i know tihs is a lie, all you do is let them pee on you

[Autistic Spectrum]

he's meeting your family , lol this guy is taking this really far just to get out of paying for your dinner

[always stevey]

he took me to meet his mom but of course in was drunk when that happened

[Autistic Spectrum]

jack vernoker will you walk cag down the isle, since her father is not around

[steveyos]

wish cag would ___ on my face

[Autistic Spectrum]

jack don;t mess around i will ask codey to delete you just like he di your pal flaggerchat

[steveyos]

it doens't rhyme with shit it is shit

[always stevey]

nothing feels more satisfying than taking a huge dump

[always stevey]

nothing feels more satisfying than taking a huge dump

oh except big dicks of course

[steveyos]

I couldn't agree /w you more

[Cody]

jack don;t mess around i will ask codey to delete you just like he di your pal flaggerchat

since youre one of the ones that got me herped be thankful i dont fucking delete you, but im not a cunt like that and i wont do that to ruby cause he is afraid he'll lose posters...