View Full Version : Intervention for Lisa
Garfield
09-01-2013, 11:04 AM
As some of you may know, our dear friend and fellow poster, Lisa bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig, has had some debilitating events happen in her life that have caused her to turn to marihuana and alcohol, in my opinion the two most dangerous kinds. She has been absent for a while due to beign addicted to what she refers to as "nuggets." Lisa was a very bright girl with a promising future here.
If lisa ever meant anything to you, the next time you post beside her, the next time you leave her reputation, the next time you pm her, Make sure to tell her that you love her and that everything is going to be ok. Try to distract her from her nuggets, it is the least we as a community can do for one of our own lost in a deep dark place of marihuana addiction.
Desolation
09-01-2013, 11:05 AM
adding to the awful
Garfield
09-01-2013, 11:06 AM
kicking a dead horse
BatteriWyfe
09-01-2013, 11:08 AM
as far as marijuana goes I'm too far gone and I'm never coming back
and I don't need to post when there are fuckheads making 200 posts a day about me
I don't drink often
BatteriWyfe
09-01-2013, 11:09 AM
kicking a dead horseI'm not cag
BatteriWyfe
09-01-2013, 11:09 AM
anyway what a great topic
I'll throw it in the pile with the other 50,000 fucktard posts about me
bye now
always stevey
09-01-2013, 11:12 AM
Lisa went nuts and made a bunch of obsessive posts about me last night.
always stevey
09-01-2013, 11:12 AM
I was like wtf
BatteriWyfe
09-01-2013, 11:13 AM
um no I didn't
there is 200 posts you've made about me though you fugly dumb try-hard slag
always stevey
09-01-2013, 11:14 AM
and ranting about people being mean and hurting her feelings.
always stevey
09-01-2013, 11:15 AM
then she would log out and lurk the forums as a guest. she's nuts.
always stevey
09-01-2013, 11:17 AM
I also noticed Lisa changed her avatar. At first she seemed so proud of that gif. what happened Lisa?
rubycalaber
09-01-2013, 11:19 AM
I'm not cag
lisa making a funny post, wtf :stare:
steveyos YOLO
09-01-2013, 11:21 AM
Leave her alone you obsessed fucktard jealous slagaholic losers
Garfield
09-01-2013, 11:28 AM
I am just worried about lisa.
Autistic Spectrum
09-01-2013, 11:28 AM
dear lisa,
fuck off and die,
signed
everyone
Garfield
09-01-2013, 11:29 AM
im not signing that you heartless bitch
steveyos
09-01-2013, 11:29 AM
cag, lisa, now who was that other one.....
BatteriWyfe
09-01-2013, 11:31 AM
I am just worried about lisa.I don't even know about you anymore Garfield
are you real or just another sheeple tool
HOW DO I KNOW?
steveyos
09-01-2013, 11:32 AM
garf is a VIP in the fjs crew, he's legit
steveyos
09-01-2013, 11:32 AM
high ranking official of the fjs crew, future ceo of one of the garland branches
Garfield
09-01-2013, 11:33 AM
what is real lisa? do you even know anymore? the marihuana nuggets have corrupted your brain, you are perceiving everybody as against you when we are all just trying to help. i know this isnt the real lisa, its just the nuggets talking.
please lisa if you are in there
somwhere,
come back.
steveyos
09-01-2013, 11:34 AM
dude this thread is making me want mcdonalds chicken nuggets even though I should wait about two months before getting junk food because I just had chinese food but idk this thread is apparently about chicken mcnuggets and now I just, I don' tknow
steveyos
09-01-2013, 11:35 AM
I took am a recovering mcnuggetaholic, maybe just ten.....
Garfield
09-01-2013, 11:36 AM
nuggets are fine in moderation but when theyve taken over your entire life..
steveyos
09-01-2013, 11:37 AM
this is why chemicals in food should be illegal, they fucking put shit in the nuggets to make it addicting it doesn't even taste good, mcdonalds and burger king taste like fucking shit, I can taste the chemicals, I know I'm gonna feel like crap, I know it's bad 4 me, but sometimes I just can' thelp myself, even after all these years of recovery
BatteriWyfe
09-01-2013, 11:38 AM
what is real lisa? do you even know anymore? the marihuana nuggets have corrupted your brain, you are perceiving everybody as against you when we are all just trying to help. i know this isnt the real lisa, its just the nuggets talking.
please lisa if you are in there
somwhere,
come back....
steveyos
09-01-2013, 11:39 AM
we're talking about mcdonalds now ok please stay on topic
Garfield
09-01-2013, 11:40 AM
lisa has tested positive for off the chart marihuana nugget consumption
BatteriWyfe
09-01-2013, 11:41 AM
lisa has tested positive for off the chart marihuana nugget consumption
if only I could inject it
BatteriWyfe
09-01-2013, 11:42 AM
like there just HAS to be a way to get higher
Garfield
09-01-2013, 11:42 AM
i want to be the first person to overdose on weed so i ruin it for everybody
BatteriWyfe
09-01-2013, 11:47 AM
I think you'd just get a really good night's sleep
maybe that's my ultimate goal in life now, with my marijuana, memory foam mattress and $200 (my whole life's savings) pillow
I'm in a tracksuit
I have probably too many cushions on the couch, some of my pillows got upgraded to couch pillows when I bought my pillow and I already had too many cushions
so it's all about that
now if I would only sleep for more than 6 hours every 2 days that'd be great
Gentleman Doli
09-01-2013, 11:50 AM
uh just take a benadryl if u want to fal asleep wtf
BatteriWyfe
09-01-2013, 11:54 AM
see this is what I'm talking about you having no concept about irony actually is
it's not posting "Hitler SPATH NEDM!"
Garfield
09-01-2013, 11:57 AM
yes doli you frontpager, its not about 10,000 spoons when all you need is a life
Garfield
09-01-2013, 11:57 AM
10,000 nuggets when all you need is a hug
BatteriWyfe
09-01-2013, 11:58 AM
yes doli you frontpager, its not about 10,000 spoons when all you need is a lifeneeding a life?
this is your topic, not mine
Garfield
09-01-2013, 11:59 AM
lisa i was talking to doli, not everything is about you. i think the marihuana nugets are making you a little paranoid. i just want to help you
Garfield
09-01-2013, 12:00 PM
you cant think clearly your mind is cloudy, the nuggets...have taken over
BatteriWyfe
09-01-2013, 12:00 PM
are you fantastic wonderful people living fantastic wonderful lives?
Because I look at you pieces of shit and I want none of it
Garfield
09-01-2013, 12:00 PM
then why are you here lisa, i think you know inside of yourself that you need help. the nuggets are tearing you apart
BatteriWyfe
09-01-2013, 12:01 PM
lisa i was talking to doli, not everything is about you. i think the marihuana nugets are making you a little paranoid. i just want to help youoh
I thought that was directed at me
that's what I'm trying to figure out or not if you're trolling me
BatteriWyfe
09-01-2013, 12:02 PM
it really doesn't sound right to say you've been torn apart by nuggets
Garfield
09-01-2013, 12:13 PM
lisa, how in your state of mind do you consider wanting to help you get your life back together trolling?
BatteriWyfe
09-01-2013, 12:16 PM
what?
steveyos
09-01-2013, 12:17 PM
spath hitler nedm
steveyos
09-01-2013, 12:17 PM
torn apart by nuggets
BatteriWyfe
09-01-2013, 12:18 PM
spath hitler nedmnice use of irony there
BatteriWyfe
09-01-2013, 12:18 PM
torn apart by nuggetslol
steveyos
09-01-2013, 12:28 PM
hitler nuggets spath nedm spath hitler spath torn apart by spath
Autistic Spectrum
09-01-2013, 01:42 PM
lisa's a meth junkie according to anne peterson and codey, i have heard the pod casts lisa, your a junkie slag,
steveyos
09-01-2013, 01:51 PM
stop being such a bushpig dyke dp you better stop
always stevey
09-01-2013, 02:22 PM
Lisa has two degrees and would never do meth. She'll do acid, heroine, cocaine, pcp, but she'd never do METH
Autistic Spectrum
09-01-2013, 02:32 PM
i'm pretty sure the most trusted name in online news the ruby and tek racist autism hour pod cast would not steer me wrong
UofLCardfan08
09-01-2013, 03:02 PM
are you fantastic wonderful people living fantastic wonderful lives?
Because I look at you pieces of shit and I want none of it
Leave
dear lisa,
fuck off and die,
signed
everyone
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