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steveyos
09-01-2013, 03:01 AM
all of the lizards even monde


pat was driving the gang to the local church to do some volulnteering, they were riding in a shortbus, a regualr yellow school shortbus


directly behind pat's driver's seat was lisa, sitting by herself

cag sat in the middle of the bus to be by herself


ob and monde were at the back of the bus ob was sitting in the one person seat and monde was sitting on the floor in the spot where the wheelchair goes because they cut vents for his terrible odor to travel out of

all the other lizards just clung to the sides and top of the bus with their suction cup-like hands and feet


the bus ride was really short since there's a church on every street because most of the world is stupid and thinks god is real so there was no conversation I guess my dreamworld didn't have enough time to think of all the fun intresting things all of them say all the time


so they got to the church, and pat turned his head 180 degrees tolook back at everyone and said in a drawn out manner similiar to his weird way of typing "you can't ban derr bus" which was his way of saying we're here gang let's go help some people then he grabbed his walker and kinda floated out the bus door


lisa cheered hooray and walked on her hands out the bus (she was still on "oooooo" in hooray even after getting out the bus)


cag said ugh, whateverrrrr, and stumbled off the bus


ob and monde stopped making out, ob said in a deep voice alright monde let us show the world us freaks can be good people too, to which monde snort-laughed in reply and ob sprinted like a lineman out the bus, and monde pulled the monde lever opening a custom door behind him in which he rolled out


the other lizards just stayed on the sides and top of the bus not moving, just staring straight ahead occasionally sticking their tounges out


the gang all arrive at the church, today it's a chairty for.........................




well, that's all for now, be sure to tune in to the fjs show for the rest coming soon @ 2fjs.com/radio/etc/dolisbestfriends (not even joking)

Autistic Spectrum
09-01-2013, 03:02 AM
http://2fjs.com/radio/etc/dolisbestfriends

m0nde
09-01-2013, 03:02 AM
all of the lizards even monde


pat was driving the gang to the local church to do some volulnteering, they were riding in a shortbus, a regualr yellow school shortbus


directly behind pat's driver's seat was lisa, sitting by herself

cag sat in the middle of the bus to be by herself


ob and monde were at the back of the bus ob was sitting in the one person seat and monde was sitting on the floor in the spot where the wheelchair goes because they cut vents for his terrible odor to travel out of

all the other lizards just clung to the sides and top of the bus with their suction cup-like hands and feet


the bus ride was really short since there's a church on every street because most of the world is stupid and thinks god is real so there was no conversation I guess my dreamworld didn't have enough time to think of all the fun intresting things all of them say all the time


so they got to the church, and pat turned his head 180 degrees tolook back at everyone and said in a drawn out manner similiar to his weird way of typing "you can't ban derr bus" which was his way of saying we're here gang let's go help some people then he grabbed his walker and kinda floated out the bus door


lisa cheered hooray and walked on her hands out the bus


cag said ugh, whateverrrrr, and stumbled off the bus


ob and monde stopped making out, ob said in a deep voice alright monde let us show the world us freaks can be good people too, to which monde snort-laughed in reply and ob sprinted like a lineman out the bus, and monde pulled the monde lever opening a custom door behind him in which he rolled out


the other lizards just stayed on the sides and top of the bus not moving, just staring straight ahead occasionally sticking their tounges out


the gang all arrive at the church, today it's a chairty for.........................




well, that's all for now, be sure to tune in to the fjs show for the rest coming soon @ 2fjs.com/radio/etc/dolisbestfriends (not even joking)

Autistic Spectrum
09-01-2013, 03:02 AM
stevey we allreadyu did a fjs podcast remeber, it was 23 seconds long and it owned,

m0nde
09-01-2013, 03:03 AM
this is why fanfare added stevey to his script

Autistic Spectrum
09-01-2013, 03:03 AM
what

steveyos
09-01-2013, 03:08 AM
fjs radio is goign to have everything, talk radio, music, and old-style radio shows from before there was tv

Autistic Spectrum
09-01-2013, 03:11 AM
can i send in box tops for a decoder ring

steveyos
09-01-2013, 03:12 AM
yes, 1000 for the fjs one, 25 for the rubynet one, and 1 for the lizard one

steveyos
09-01-2013, 03:13 AM
please note the rubynet one has all lizard features just with a couple added

steveyos
09-01-2013, 03:14 AM
4000 for the reddit one, and over 9000 lands you the 4chan one

steveyos
09-01-2013, 03:14 AM
999999999999999999999999 for the bostonlove one

Autistic Spectrum
09-01-2013, 03:17 AM
BRING BACK BOSTONLOVE.ORG,

m0nde
09-01-2013, 03:18 AM
it's all on facebook now, sold the domain a long time ago

Autistic Spectrum
09-01-2013, 03:20 AM
maybe u can start a bostonlove podcast on the fjs podcast network or fjspn for short

Autistic Spectrum
09-01-2013, 03:22 AM
stevey if you can get ADMIN, to do it i will do a couple podcasts with her answering people's various legal questions with her in tinychat, i am not joking, if she will do it i will do it,

m0nde
09-01-2013, 03:25 AM
stevey, want to give me admin at fjs for help doing a bostonlove podcast, buddy?

steveyos
09-01-2013, 03:29 AM
*monde rolls in*

steveyos
09-01-2013, 03:29 AM
monde had to sell bostonlove to be able to afford all my old funnyjokessquad links and to register all those new variations of caglisacody.com

steveyos
09-01-2013, 03:30 AM
FJSPN NEWS TICKER

m0nde
09-01-2013, 03:31 AM
http://www.funnyjokessquad.com/radio/etc/bostonlove

Autistic Spectrum
09-01-2013, 03:31 AM
the sayanythignlegal hour with your hosts ob and lisa, and special guest flaggerchat, only here on fjspn

steveyos
09-01-2013, 03:32 AM
ob's voice would be so deep you'd have to turn off your subwoofer or risk your house sinking into its foundation and flag would use a text to speech program

m0nde
09-01-2013, 03:32 AM
has flaglerchat ever gone on mic? i would love to hear his story

steveyos
09-01-2013, 03:32 AM
the show would be an hour long and the first person to talk would be lisa and she'd also be the last and she'd only finish one word

Autistic Spectrum
09-01-2013, 03:32 AM
i would listen to 4 mins of it, as that's all the time it would take me to cum while i was jerking off

steveyos
09-01-2013, 03:32 AM
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steveyos
09-01-2013, 03:33 AM
he'd only go on mic if there was a way to sue somebody over it

Autistic Spectrum
09-01-2013, 03:33 AM
has flaglerchat ever gone on mic? i would love to hear his story

when he goes in tinychat he ear rapes and sometimes he get's on cam but he just does a screen record of him living googling everyone in the tinychat,

Autistic Spectrum
09-01-2013, 03:34 AM
when he goes in tinychat he ear rapes and sometimes he get's on cam but he just does a screen record of him living googling everyone in the tinychat,

i wish i was making this up lol but i'm not

steveyos
09-01-2013, 03:34 AM
lol he would be the kinda guy to ear rape, the kinda guy to think that's gonna troll anybody in this community

steveyos
09-01-2013, 03:35 AM
maybe he should watch a kassius ytmnd from the 1700's

m0nde
09-01-2013, 03:35 AM
how many times has he been in tinychat? sorry i missed it

steveyos YOLO
09-01-2013, 03:48 AM
Time to meet at the tip

nazzibastard
09-01-2013, 04:35 AM
get it right steveyo its was a party bus and you where refused entry for playing with monde ass
http://www.stufftodo.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/lizard.jpg

rubycalaber
09-01-2013, 06:40 AM
I had a dream about being in a payday 2 game and the mission was to assassinate martin luther king

steveyos
09-01-2013, 06:45 AM
I had a dream about being in a payday 2 game and the mission was to assassinate martin luther king

ugh this game needs a level editor

nazzibastard
09-01-2013, 06:47 AM
I had a dream about being in a payday 2 game and the mission was to assassinate martin luther king

no that,s the fbi,s job

jon
09-01-2013, 07:43 AM
I had a dream about being in a payday 2 game and the mission was to assassinate martin luther king

u.s. government unironically took care of this for us, those were the good old days, when it actually served the people

FUCKJEW
09-01-2013, 08:15 AM
u.s. government unironically took care of this for us, those were the good old days, when it actually served the people

lmfao .and there was many more nigger exterminated by the fbi

jon
09-01-2013, 08:34 AM
lmfao .and there was many more nigger exterminated by the fbi

lol, you unironic racist, he was marxist

in the u.s. black people voted republican until MLK, it was way fucking safer, the democrats have ALWAYS been the party of dixie, they are trying to atone for it now (and failing)

FUCKJEW
09-01-2013, 08:40 AM
lol, you unironic racist, he was marxist

in the u.s. black people voted republican until MLK, it was way fucking safer, the democrats have ALWAYS been the party of dixie, they are trying to atone for it now (and failing)

and a lot of the kkk was fbi agents .back in the day when it was cool

Camoron
09-01-2013, 09:23 AM
Like a lineman :rofl: m0nde lever :rofl:

rubycalaber
09-01-2013, 09:32 AM
yeah, I unironically lol'd at both those lines

steveyos
09-01-2013, 10:15 AM
Thanks