i need to cancel Proactiv®

[blumpkin blownuts]

i have like 8 unopened boxes of the stuff even showering every day one set lasts like 2-3 months

[steveyos]

you need to get those larp germs off you, Id on't have around any larpers and I only shower like once a week cause of my veins and I don't have any acne at all

I really need to get an inflatable bath tub I am too tall for the one in my house I cannot hack not being clean much longer I'm gonna lose it

[blumpkin blownuts]

get one of those walk-in baths with the door in the side so you will be less likely to slip & fall

[steveyos]

even if I could afford that there's no room, my bathroom is so small not even cag could lay down flat in there not even in the tub just anywhere in the bathroom

[blumpkin blownuts]

that reminds me i need to go take a shower IN MY RIGID, BUILT-IN SHOWER BECAUSE EAT SHIT LISA

[steveyos YOLO]

Is it some type of cream to make your dick grow longer

[steveyos]

I gotta get the fuck outta this house it has literally wasted three years of my life I am never gonna talk to my mom as soon as I can get the fuck away from her she has ruined 26 years of my life and these past three were the last straw

[steveyos]

idk what the big deal about an inflatable bath is I think it's a neat idea

[steveyos]

the turtleman fucking rules and he takes his baths in a storage box lmao


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cAVTvc89ME

[steveyos]

that vid was posted in 2011 holy fuck I need to stop looking at dates I am gonn akill myself

[Moonman]

my larping girlfriend sounds like she has some disease which gives her a muffin top and cottage thighs and makes this gross pig-like sucking/slurping noises when she sucks cock

[blumpkin blownuts]

well my larping girlfriend loves memebase but other than that she's perfect

[steveyos]

well she also larps

[steveyos YOLO]

Moon man meets at the tip

[blumpkin blownuts]

if you and my larping gf were swordfighting she would easily defeat you

[steveyos]

unlike your lapring girlfriend I actualy have weapons training and I'm not gonna just copy moves I saw in some faggot movie thinking they actually work lol come on now

[steveyos]

she would also probably wanna use a "cool looking sword" from nerd culture that in reality is a fucking piece of shit

[blumpkin blownuts]

shes been swordfighting for 13 years lol she would fucking destroy you

[steveyos]

I bet

[steveyos YOLO]

if you and my larping gf were swordfighting she would easily defeat you


shes been swordfighting for 13 years lol she would fucking destroy you

My mom gave me karate irl and i would beat her ass so bad and make her hold my dick to piss afterward

[steveyos YOLO]

Then i would hit her with a standing moonsault after she was on the ground

[steveyos]

I would rock bottom her through the toilet

[steveyos YOLO]

I have an inflatable toilet...

[Cody]

lol owned

[steveyos]

I know.