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timmy
08-28-2013, 01:55 AM
and super unclassy?

m0nde
08-28-2013, 01:55 AM
she had the choice of the titty animation or that and she chose that

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 01:57 AM
ya she had another choice, not to shove dildos up her nose or get naked and show her nasty body on cam for a bunch of strangers as well, she did not choose that' she went a different way

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 01:59 AM
u could get away with murdering her barry, u could do it, nobody would even be wondering where she is for weeks, she has no family she has no friends, u would be doing her and us a great service

m0nde
08-28-2013, 02:02 AM
barry could have gone to penguin island on the pretext of giving her bent dick and then killed her by beating her with her cross-eyed cat
no one at all would have known or cared

always stevey
08-28-2013, 02:02 AM
Lisa is the IT girl who has it going on.. Beauty, brains, weed, and luxurious $200 pillows but she's still down to earth and super humurous. She's so hot but confident enough to let loose and joke around lol.

m0nde
08-28-2013, 02:03 AM
this thread is about lisa and we're all obsessed with her. we can't wait for her to log on!

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 02:05 AM
u know how much fucking plus rep u would get if u killed lisa irl , god dam, u would never have to rep boost again

timmy
08-28-2013, 02:09 AM
i can imagine lisa would fart during sex, that kind of kills the romance

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 02:11 AM
think of how she sounds while u are raw dogging her, and chocking the very life out of her,,, so god dam sexy,,, as her boyish body hits the floor lifeless after you blow a load in her ,, that last thing she expriced while she was alive would be your hot shot of jizz,,,, it's like takeing a girls virgintity in reverese

m0nde
08-28-2013, 02:11 AM
would you do meth with lisa, tim?

always stevey
08-28-2013, 02:13 AM
Lisa told me that she once won 1st place in a queefing contest.

timmy
08-28-2013, 02:14 AM
would you do meth with lisa, tim?

im earning thousands now why would i throw my life away, do you even have two jobs monde?

Gentleman Doli
08-28-2013, 02:16 AM
Lisa is the IT girl who has it going on.. Beauty, brains, weed, and luxurious $200 pillows but she's still down to earth and super humurous. She's so hot but confident enough to let loose and joke around lol.

dam,,, my "body" (;-] - Doli) is ready.

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 02:17 AM
u know they will blame teknorat or one of lisa's various meth head boyfriends u might get questionded but just say u where at the pub with a few friends the night u murdered her, and u iwll be fine i am sure th e penguin island police force is not that smart.

m0nde
08-28-2013, 02:17 AM
im earning thousands now why would i throw my life away, do you even have two jobs monde?why would i want two jobs?

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 02:18 AM
twice as much money

always stevey
08-28-2013, 02:19 AM
why would anyone want a job at all? Lisa lives well and hasn't worked a day in her life

always stevey
08-28-2013, 02:20 AM
How do I cash in on that government cheese.

always stevey
08-28-2013, 02:21 AM
dam,,, my "body" (;-] - Doli) is ready.

I have question. A family member just started crazy people medication that's 700 bucks for a months supply.. Do you have any idea what it is?

I'm guessing its medicine for schizophrenia or something.

m0nde
08-28-2013, 02:21 AM
need to ask stevey or lisa how to fake a disability claim

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 02:22 AM
tim how about a 3rd job, hired hitman, i will start a fundraising campaign it hits 5 grand u kill lisa,

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 02:22 AM
I have question. A family member just started crazy people medication that's 700 bucks for a months supply.. Do you have any idea what it is?

I'm guessing its medicine for schizophrenia or something.

what's the name of it, i fuck a shrink, i will ask her while i am balls deep

m0nde
08-28-2013, 02:23 AM
timmy how many jobs do you have and how many thousands of dollars of meth would you consume with lisa to throw it all away?

Gentleman Doli
08-28-2013, 02:25 AM
I have question. A family member just started crazy people medication that's 700 bucks for a months supply.. Do you have any idea what it is?

I'm guessing its medicine for schizophrenia or something.

sounds like abilify maybe

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 02:26 AM
well if it's lithium or any of the really harsh psychotropic drugs, then your mom is crazy as fuck cag,

always stevey
08-28-2013, 02:26 AM
Developmental Disabilities and Autism
ADHD: Attention Deficit Disorder & Social Security Disability
More...


I'm fucking elegable. Right there.. Listed under Autism... lol

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 02:27 AM
shit turns you into a drolling retard, go up and start poking them with a stick they will not care, at all,

always stevey
08-28-2013, 02:27 AM
Can I collect disability and work? Please, please, please say yes disability website.

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 02:27 AM
Developmental Disabilities and Autism
ADHD: Attention Deficit Disorder & Social Security Disability
More...


I'm fucking elegable. Right there.. Listed under Autism... lol

wait what, u can get free money for being austic, and a spazz, well i guess i am calling in sick tommorw and heading down to the free money office

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 02:28 AM
Can I collect disability and work? Please, please, please say yes disability website.

that's a big no, u also can't have any sort of assets at all, they wanna keep the black cag down,

timmy
08-28-2013, 02:28 AM
tim how about a 3rd job, hired hitman, i will start a fundraising campaign it hits 5 grand u kill lisa,

im already paying a lot of tax on my extra job, how much tax is down on a third:confused:

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 02:28 AM
tim you show your anus and people handfulls of your cum

I'm making a joke with a little penis shaped straw

don't talk to me about class

Gentleman Doli
08-28-2013, 02:28 AM
ADHD: Attention Deficit Disorder & Social Security Disability

always stevey
08-28-2013, 02:29 AM
It is my aunt who is taking the drugs. She's a stay at home mom with 3 kids that believes in conspiracy theories and fema camps. She literally suspects everyone of being a narcissist and obsesseses over it.

timmy
08-28-2013, 02:29 AM
timmy how many jobs do you have and how many thousands of dollars of meth would you consume with lisa to throw it all away?

idk whats 40 thousand dollars in meth right now worth

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 02:29 AM
ya lisa owns penis shape straws all classy laides have penis straws, it's time for high tea, let me get my dick straw grandma,,

timmy
08-28-2013, 02:29 AM
timmy how many jobs do you have and how many thousands of dollars of meth would you consume with lisa to throw it all away?

idk whats 40 thousand dollars in meth right now worth

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 02:30 AM
idk whats 40 thousand dollars in meth right now worth

fuck you tim, rmeeber the time u won the lottery , i've been hurt before

timmy
08-28-2013, 02:30 AM
lisa can you tell me how much meth is per kilo?
preferbably watler white standards

m0nde
08-28-2013, 02:30 AM
idk whats 40 thousand dollars in meth right now worthi bet peter quinn makes that in a week

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 02:30 AM
It is my aunt who is taking the drugs. She's a stay at home mom with 3 kids that believes in conspiracy theories and fema camps. She literally suspects everyone of being a narcissist and obsesseses over it.

lol your aunt is marco

timmy
08-28-2013, 02:31 AM
fuck you tim, rmeeber the time u won the lottery , i've been hurt before

hey i'd be clearing 70k per year if having two jobs didnt increase the tax on one

always stevey
08-28-2013, 02:31 AM
that's a big no, u also can't have any sort of assets at all, they wanna keep the black cag down,

there must be a way, a loophole I can go through.

Gentleman Doli
08-28-2013, 02:31 AM
lol your aunt is marco

i was goign to make tihs FREAKIGN joke....

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 02:31 AM
yep

I have a penis shaped straw

it was given to me along with the boob shaped dummy, I think that went in the bin though

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 02:31 AM
i thought tim acutally won the lottery god dammit, i was so happy for him, and happy everyone who hated tim was so mad,,

Gentleman Doli
08-28-2013, 02:32 AM
there must be a way, a loophole I can go through.

the loop hole, is caled "Tims hole", it's a hole that's on tims butt, it's very red and it bleeds some times. its what we in the business (talk to garfield for the deets) like to call "damaged".

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 02:32 AM
lisa can you tell me how much meth is per kilo?
preferbably watler white standardsI don't know, never bought it

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 02:32 AM
there must be a way, a loophole I can go through.

you can def work under the table, ask your pimp if he is willing to not give you w2's anymore and pay u in cash

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 02:32 AM
l\lisa

timmy
08-28-2013, 02:33 AM
i thought tim acutally won the lottery god dammit, i was so happy for him, and happy everyone who hated tim was so mad,,

:arnie: welcome to 2008

always stevey
08-28-2013, 02:33 AM
lol your aunt is marco

My aunt is fucking insane. Yesterday she was drinking on that fancy psychotropic medication and ranting at me like Angelina Joli from Girl Interupted. You try to walk away and she'll scurry after you so you have no choice but to listen.

Gentleman Doli
08-28-2013, 02:33 AM
i tihnk youd rprobably :stare: enjoy these forums a lot more if u jsut pretended it was 2008.

StompleB
08-28-2013, 02:33 AM
we aussies
we play joke
we put peepees in our snouts

timmy
08-28-2013, 02:34 AM
what the fuck is the :arnold: smiley :schwaznegger: :arnoldschwarznegger: :nigger: fuck you ruby

always stevey
08-28-2013, 02:34 AM
l\lisa

dancing and collecting disability making bank

Gentleman Doli
08-28-2013, 02:34 AM
My aunt is fucking insane. Yesterday she was drinking on that fancy psychotropic medication and ranting at me like Angelina Joli from Girl Interupted. You try to walk away and she'll scurry after you so you have no choice but to listen.

Maam, Im afraid your aunt has a fatal case of fail aids.

always stevey
08-28-2013, 02:34 AM
the loop hole, is caled "Tims hole", it's a hole that's on tims butt, it's very red and it bleeds some times. its what we in the business (talk to garfield for the deets) like to call "damaged".

I didn't know Tim's ass was a portal

m0nde
08-28-2013, 02:35 AM
timmy, you should still go to penguin island. there's no excuse for you not having done it yet.
lisa's up for it.

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 02:35 AM
interesting cag because I've worked for 17 years, got two degrees and well you're a second rate stripper

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 02:35 AM
cag u should raise your cousins your aunt sounds like she might one day think they are a UN Peace keep sqaud and shoot them down so she does not have to go to the fema camps

Gentleman Doli
08-28-2013, 02:36 AM
*sighs verey heaviley, leaning on an action star wiht all the life beign sucked out of my face and the jaded wrinkles that come with age showeing, but even still i can manage a bare, grim smile at the most empic of all memes* The cake is a lie.... LOL

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 02:36 AM
interesting cag because I've worked for 17 years, got two degrees and well you're a second rate stripper

what have u done for me lately lisa

Gentleman Doli
08-28-2013, 02:36 AM
interesting cag because I've worked for 17 years, got two degrees and well you're a second rate stripper

ddnit u say u wanted to fuck cag lol

Gentleman Doli
08-28-2013, 02:36 AM
cag told me taht a russian girl peed on her. maybe u can do the same tihng???

always stevey
08-28-2013, 02:36 AM
cag u should raise your cousins your aunt sounds like she might one day think they are a UN Peace keep sqaud and shoot them down so she does not have to go to the fema camps

She will think they are devils and drown them in the bathtub, Andrea Yates style.

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 02:37 AM
ddnit u say u wanted to fuck cag lolno

Gentleman Doli
08-28-2013, 02:37 AM
rusian, australian,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_4Wqm_zhIY

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 02:37 AM
ya i bet that there might be a shady strip club cag, that will pay u under the table idk strip clubs are usally on the up and up tho lmao

m0nde
08-28-2013, 02:37 AM
interesting cag because I've worked for 17 years, got two degrees and well you're a second rate stripperlisa, don't listen to these people. you don't have to justify anything to anyone. what you're doing RIGHT NOW with your life is what counts and we all know you're doing exactly what you dreamed of.

always stevey
08-28-2013, 02:37 AM
cag told me taht a russian girl peed on her. maybe u can do the same tihng???

*MARKS THREAD READ MARKS THREAD CODE RED*

timmy
08-28-2013, 02:38 AM
timmy, you should still go to penguin island. there's no excuse for you not having done it yet.
lisa's up for it.

i cant just say to both of my bosses that im disappearing for a few days to see an unemployed welfare recipient who lives in housing commission that i know from an internet comedy forum

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 02:38 AM
lisa, don't listen to these people. you don't have to justify anything to anyone. what you're doing RIGHT NOW with your life is what counts and we all know you're doing exactly what you dreamed of.RIGHT NOW I'm downloading Borderlands 2 and smoking joints while posting with you losers

Gentleman Doli
08-28-2013, 02:39 AM
i cant just say to both of my bosses that im disappearing for a few days to see an unemployed welfare recipient who lives in housing commission that i know from an internet comedy forum

dude,,, u totaly can

always stevey
08-28-2013, 02:39 AM
ya i bet that there might be a shady strip club cag, that will pay u under the table idk strip clubs are usally on the up and up tho lmao

Spearment Rhino gets away with under the table business sometimes

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 02:39 AM
i cant just say to both of my bosses that im disappearing for a few days to see an unemployed welfare recipient who lives in housing commission that i know from an internet comedy forumheh

I don't live in housing commission you dipshit, been paying private rent like the majority of adults since I was 16

you fully still live with your parents

Gentleman Doli
08-28-2013, 02:39 AM
*MARKS THREAD READ MARKS THREAD CODE RED*

the brawl hall, its a hall for brawls...

m0nde
08-28-2013, 02:40 AM
RIGHT NOW I'm downloading Borderlands 2 and smoking joints while posting with you losers
that's exactly what i'm talking about. everything that's happened in your life, all your degrees and rapes and thousands of years of jobs lead up to you doig whatever it is you're doing and posting that, right there.

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 02:40 AM
i cant just say to both of my bosses that im disappearing for a few days to see an unemployed welfare recipient who lives in housing commission that i know from an internet comedy forum

and murder her u forgot the most important part,

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 02:41 AM
you know how good working at the Spearment Rhino would look on a resume

Gentleman Doli
08-28-2013, 02:41 AM
CAG WAS PEED ON BY A RUSSIAN IN A THREEWAY

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 02:41 AM
that's exactly what i'm talking about. everything that's happened in your life, all your degrees and rapes and thousands of years of jobs lead up to you doig whatever it is you're doing and posting that, right there.et tu?

Gentleman Doli
08-28-2013, 02:41 AM
its too bad i literaly dont remember teh story, i bet it would be most epic win to retlel it here on the bounty boards

Gentleman Doli
08-28-2013, 02:42 AM
et tu?

woah... is taht a shake spear referemnce? tahts very classy lisa ;-]

m0nde
08-28-2013, 02:42 AM
i cant just say to both of my bosses that im disappearing for a few days to see an unemployed welfare recipient who lives in housing commission that i know from an internet comedy forumit's no comedy forum, it's deathly serious. lisa will know just how serious when she goes around your bend and is then bashed with her cat

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 02:42 AM
woah... is taht a shake spear referemnce? tahts very classy lisa ;-]it's French.

m0nde
08-28-2013, 02:43 AM
et tu?look, lisa, i'm just trying to get you and barry together

timmy
08-28-2013, 02:43 AM
heh

I don't live in housing commission you dipshit, been paying private rent like the majority of adults since I was 16

you fully still live with your parents

you live in a one room apartment with a cat, and i ppay more tax per week than you clean up from the government every week

always stevey
08-28-2013, 02:43 AM
et tu means and you. nothing spectacular

StompleB
08-28-2013, 02:43 AM
it's French.

:badone:

m0nde
08-28-2013, 02:43 AM
it's French.lol

Gentleman Doli
08-28-2013, 02:43 AM
it's French.

it's not, actually. it would be et toi in french

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 02:43 AM
when u murder lisa irl that's when the real comdey begins, because she won't post here anymore and suck teh funny out of every thread she comes into

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 02:43 AM
et tu means and you. nothing spectacularwell done

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 02:44 AM
you live in a one room apartment with a cat, and i ppay more tax per week than you clean up from the government every week

if u kill lisa irl your taxes will go down,

m0nde
08-28-2013, 02:44 AM
lisa if i tell you it's latin, would you argue with me like you did about the manga thing?

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 02:45 AM
murder lisa, nobody will care it will be funny as heck! i mean lisa prob does not even care, just murder lisa, whats the big fucking deal JUST MURDER HER

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 02:45 AM
you live in a one room apartment with a cat, and i ppay more tax per week than you clean up from the government every weekone bedroom

it has various other rooms such as a living room, a kitchen, a laundry and a bathroom

tim I've paid taxes for 17 years

you still live with your mum

always stevey
08-28-2013, 02:46 AM
You think with all this money Lisa has to buy special pillows for her 40 year old neck pains, weed, and boderlands 2 (which she brings up at every possible opportunity) You'd THINK SHE'D HIRE A FUCKING MAID TO CLEAN THAT SHITHOLE WHICH IS WHAT SHE HAS TO SHOW FOR AFTER TWO DEGREES

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 02:46 AM
your parents h8 u lisa they kicked u out when u where 16 u are basically a peice of trash that they threw away,

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 02:48 AM
tim's parents love him and he get's to save on rent and be with his family while he works 2 jobs and make 40 grand a month, on top of this he won the lottery some years back, and is a millonare, u have a pillow, and a cat, lisa, end of story,

m0nde
08-28-2013, 02:48 AM
lisa, we ALL love you. when you're not here we wait for you to log on so we can lovingly abuse you.

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 02:48 AM
my place is very clean

I even display my clean washing in a big pile on an armchair

I guess I make a few choices in how I live my life, like I want a really nice pillow while you want to be pee'd on in a threeway, date guys who just bite you and nothing else and try steal your drug dealer off his fat girlfriend

timmy
08-28-2013, 02:49 AM
if you worked for 17 years you must be like 50

Gentleman Doli
08-28-2013, 02:49 AM
tbh i tihnk its okay to have weird sexual experiences that au regret, its all prat of growign up lisa,

m0nde
08-28-2013, 02:50 AM
tim would be making 70k per month, but he has to work two jobs just to make 40k to support lisa's and peter quinn's meth habit through aussie welfare :(

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 02:50 AM
tim's parents love him and he get's to save on rent and be with his family while he works 2 jobs and make 40 grand a month, on top of this he won the lottery some years back, and is a millonare, u have a pillow, and a cat, lisa, end of story,tim is a grown man still living with his mother, not paying rent, not paying biulls, not paying for food or basically dealing with any of things adults do

don't care how you spin it

Gentleman Doli
08-28-2013, 02:50 AM
for girls any way, if ur a guy and u fuck around with any of taht gay shit, get out of here u fag,

always stevey
08-28-2013, 02:50 AM
my place is very clean

I even display my clean washing in a big pile on an armchair

I guess I make a few choices in how I live my life, like I want a really nice pillow while you want to be pee'd on in a threeway, date guys who just bite you and nothing else and try steal your drug dealer off his fat girlfriend


You don't date any guys except for Peter Quinn- you spend the rest of your hours begging for cocks here at rubynet.

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 02:51 AM
my place is very clean

I even display my clean washing in a big pile on an armchair

I guess I make a few choices in how I live my life, like I want a really nice pillow while you want to be pee'd on in a threeway, date guys who just bite you and nothing else and try steal your drug dealer off his fat girlfriend

yes your place, super clean,

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 02:51 AM
if you worked for 17 years you must be like 50great maths skills idiot

I started working when I was 16

I'm 34

m0nde
08-28-2013, 02:52 AM
tim is a grown man still living with his mother, not paying rent, not paying biulls, not paying for food or basically dealing with any of things adults do

don't care how you spin ithe works 2 jobs, okay

Gentleman Doli
08-28-2013, 02:52 AM
i started working when i was 12

always stevey
08-28-2013, 02:52 AM
RIGHT NOW IM DOWNLOADING BORDERLANDS 2. GUYS HEY GUYS. IMA GONNA DOWNLOAD BODERLANDS 2

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 02:52 AM
ya but when did u stop working lisa u forgot to carry the 2 and subtract,,,

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 02:52 AM
yes your place, super clean,it is

people comment about it

how you could eat off my toilet

how I keep even the carpet clean by throwing sheets over it

how there is no mould in my bathroom

Gentleman Doli
08-28-2013, 02:53 AM
lol oh my god cag it rly is teh most atrocious and paniful thing, lisa downloading second life to fit in is amlmost as bad as codey """liking""" restoration projects

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 02:53 AM
been working since i was 5 in a factory, making shoes,

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 02:54 AM
lisa, your place is a mess, its super un kempt, h8 2 be the one 2 break it to you,,,

m0nde
08-28-2013, 02:54 AM
lisa, you're immaculate, your hair is always wet and your apartment smells like cat piss

always stevey
08-28-2013, 02:54 AM
I wonder if it's any worse than me trying to play minecraft with the lizards.

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 02:54 AM
ya but when did u stop working lisa u forgot to carry the 2 and subtract,,,up until not long after the last financial year so about a year ago

hence it being 17 years and not 18

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 02:55 AM
every meth head who uses my bathroom to shoot up always comments how mold free it is,,,

m0nde
08-28-2013, 02:55 AM
dp is friends with cody or something like that and we've been witness to this for years now

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 02:55 AM
lisa, you're immaculate, your hair is always wet and your apartment smells like cat pissno I keep that clean

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 02:55 AM
I wonder if it's any worse than me trying to play minecraft with the lizards.

tell me jack venrokker had creative

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 02:56 AM
every meth head who uses my bathroom to shoot up always comments how mold free it is,,,I don't let meth heads shoot up in my place

Gentleman Doli
08-28-2013, 02:56 AM
I wonder if it's any worse than me trying to play minecraft with the lizards.

kill urself

m0nde
08-28-2013, 02:56 AM
lisa, now that you have a new laptop, can you take us on a webcam tour of your apartment?

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 02:56 AM
codey has been my very good friend from the first day he came to ytmnsfw, i joined his crew, the codey house painting kkk crew, and well we have been talking cars ever since, big shout out to my main man codey, and the rest of the crew

Gentleman Doli
08-28-2013, 02:56 AM
tee hee ^_^ minecraft! I call Peach! :mallet:

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 02:57 AM
lol oh my god cag it rly is teh most atrocious and paniful thing, lisa downloading second life to fit in is amlmost as bad as codey """liking""" restoration projectsto fit in?

with who?

Gentleman Doli
08-28-2013, 02:57 AM
http://rubycalaber.com/forums/image.php?u=1077&dateline=1377002688

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 02:57 AM
lisa, now that you have a new laptop, can you take us on a webcam tour of your apartment?it's a desktop

always stevey
08-28-2013, 02:58 AM
kill urself

*marks wrist slashed*

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 02:58 AM
http://rubycalaber.com/forums/image.php?u=1077&dateline=1377002688lol

Gentleman Doli
08-28-2013, 02:58 AM
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Staphylococcus aureus
Scanning electron micrograph of S. aureus; false color added.
Scientific classification
Domain: Bacteria
Kingdom: Eubacteria
Phylum: Firmicutes
Class: Bacilli
Order: Bacillales
Family: Staphylococcaceae
Genus: Staphylococcus
Species: S. aureus
Binomial name
Staphylococcus aureus
Rosenbach 1884

Staphylococcus aureus is a bacterium that is a member of the Firmicutes, and is frequently found in the human respiratory tract and on the skin. Although S. aureus is not always pathogenic, it is a common cause of skin infections (e.g. boils), respiratory disease (e.g. sinusitis), and food poisoning. Disease-associated strains often promote infections by producing potent protein toxins, and expressing cell-surface proteins that bind and inactivate antibodies. The emergence of antibiotic-resistant forms of pathogenic S. aureus (e.g. MRSA) is a worldwide problem in clinical medicine.

Staphylococcus was first identified in 1880 in Aberdeen, Scotland, by the surgeon Sir Alexander Ogston in pus from a surgical abscess in a knee joint.[1] This name was later appended to Staphylococcus aureus by Rosenbach who was credited by the official system of nomenclature at the time. It is estimated that 20% of the human population are long-term carriers of S. aureus[2] which can be found as part of the normal skin flora and in anterior nares of the nasal passages.[2][3]

m0nde
08-28-2013, 02:58 AM
it's a desktopthat really realy sucks

steveyos YOLO
08-28-2013, 02:58 AM
I dont feel safe with cat avatar guy here

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 02:58 AM
lisa can you at least bring your desktop into the shower with you,

steveyos YOLO
08-28-2013, 03:00 AM
http://rubycalaber.com/forums/image.php?u=1077&dateline=1377002688

I keep avatars disabled and this is so disturbing to finally see it

always stevey
08-28-2013, 03:00 AM
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Can I work without losing my Social Security disability benefits?

Special rules allow you to work temporarily without losing your monthly Social Security disability benefits. For example, our trial work period allows you to test your ability to work for at least nine months without losing benefits. As long as you remain disabled, you can get full Social Security disability benefits during those nine monthly no matter how much you earn.

After your nine-month trial work period, we still provide a safety net that allows you to work another three years risk free. During those three years, you can work and still receive benefits for any month in which your earnings do not exceed these limits:

$1,740 for blind individuals; or
$1,040 a month if you are not blind.



OH MY GOD

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 03:00 AM
lisa how else can u convince 8 people who have seen your super dirty apt on webcam for 58 hours that it's actually very clean,

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 03:01 AM
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Can I work without losing my Social Security disability benefits?

Special rules allow you to work temporarily without losing your monthly Social Security disability benefits. For example, our trial work period allows you to test your ability to work for at least nine months without losing benefits. As long as you remain disabled, you can get full Social Security disability benefits during those nine monthly no matter how much you earn.

After your nine-month trial work period, we still provide a safety net that allows you to work another three years risk free. During those three years, you can work and still receive benefits for any month in which your earnings do not exceed these limits:

$1,740 for blind individuals; or
$1,040 a month if you are not blind.



OH MY GOD

i will gouge your eyes out if you are too much of a pussy to do it yourself

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 03:01 AM
you've seen my couch

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 03:03 AM
no u turned the cam toward your huge tube tv and we all saw the huge mess next to your 5000 pouund 1983 tv

StompleB
08-28-2013, 03:03 AM
it might be more hygienic if you got your apartment circumcised

always stevey
08-28-2013, 03:03 AM
i will gouge your eyes out if you are too much of a pussy to do it yourself

Cag, the Blind Bartending Legend.

always stevey
08-28-2013, 03:04 AM
Staphylococcus aureus
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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Staphylococcus aureus
Scanning electron micrograph of S. aureus; false color added.
Scientific classification
Domain: Bacteria
Kingdom: Eubacteria
Phylum: Firmicutes
Class: Bacilli
Order: Bacillales
Family: Staphylococcaceae
Genus: Staphylococcus
Species: S. aureus
Binomial name
Staphylococcus aureus
Rosenbach 1884

Staphylococcus aureus is a bacterium that is a member of the Firmicutes, and is frequently found in the human respiratory tract and on the skin. Although S. aureus is not always pathogenic, it is a common cause of skin infections (e.g. boils), respiratory disease (e.g. sinusitis), and food poisoning. Disease-associated strains often promote infections by producing potent protein toxins, and expressing cell-surface proteins that bind and inactivate antibodies. The emergence of antibiotic-resistant forms of pathogenic S. aureus (e.g. MRSA) is a worldwide problem in clinical medicine.

Staphylococcus was first identified in 1880 in Aberdeen, Scotland, by the surgeon Sir Alexander Ogston in pus from a surgical abscess in a knee joint.[1] This name was later appended to Staphylococcus aureus by Rosenbach who was credited by the official system of nomenclature at the time. It is estimated that 20% of the human population are long-term carriers of S. aureus[2] which can be found as part of the normal skin flora and in anterior nares of the nasal passages.[2][3]

Stripclub bacteria.

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 03:04 AM
maybe just burn the whole place down for the iunsrance money, lisa, start over, the dried cum and cat piss smell is never gonna come out

timmy
08-28-2013, 03:05 AM
i work two jobs lisa, your latest work was inflating your bathtub

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 03:06 AM
lisa u suck just admit it and move on god dam, pride is before the fall,

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 03:09 AM
i work two jobs lisa, your latest work was inflating your bathtuboh snap

two jobs... I've had two jobs at the same time before... usually because they were shitty casual jobs when that happened

you still live with your mum tim

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 03:09 AM
is he possibley friends with codey? or maybe a bush pig, or just the mom thing,

StompleB
08-28-2013, 03:10 AM
Siphoning that filthy bathwater out of a garden hose with your mouth should get featured on Mike Rowe's Dirty Jobs imo

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 03:10 AM
lisa, u are a terrible person and i wish u luck in all your future endeavors if they involve u trying to kill yourself again,

timmy
08-28-2013, 03:11 AM
lisa i worked 6 days last week and cleared 1600 before tax, what did you earn last week?

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 03:12 AM
think of how she sounds while u are raw dogging her, and chocking the very life out of her,,, so god dam sexy,,, as her boyish body hits the floor lifeless after you blow a load in her ,, that last thing she expriced while she was alive would be your hot shot of jizz,,,, it's like takeing a girls virgintity in reverese

just think on it tim, mull it over,,,

always stevey
08-28-2013, 03:12 AM
http://aboutabilify.com/about-abilify/abilify-price-comparisons

holy shit i think doli guess it.

Abilify (aripiprazole), a partial dopamine agonist, is an antipsychotic drug with additional antidepressant qualities. It has been approved for the treatment of schizophrenia, bipolar disorder and depression as an add-on treatment when the main antidepressant is not effective enough.

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 03:14 AM
ablify is for little babies get some lithium,

timmy
08-28-2013, 03:14 AM
damnit im going to be taxed 15 thousand if i keep up on work by the end of the year, fuck you lisa, you get like 2/3rds of that in government checks

timmy
08-28-2013, 03:15 AM
working hard working two jobs, pay lisas welfare, bust a sweat, barely get a break, lisa earns my tax money doing nothing but making bad posts

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 03:15 AM
lisa i worked 6 days last week and cleared 1600 before tax, what did you earn last week?nothing

I lived independently from my parents and worked for 17 years and got two degrees. By your age I was paying my own way in life, not living with my parents, completing a degree and working. What did you do?

StompleB
08-28-2013, 03:16 AM
I find myself contemplating why you guys feel the need to convince Lisa how pathetic her life is or to even want to compete with that standard. You're not going to win, because she is very dim and I really don't care man why do you care? :frog:

timmy
08-28-2013, 03:16 AM
two degrees you dont use, and you pay rent, you dont actually own a house

always stevey
08-28-2013, 03:16 AM
ablify is for little babies get some lithium,

Lithium is also used for headache, alcoholism, epilepsy, diabetes, liver disease, kidney disorders, arthritis, a skin condition called seborrhea, and overactive thyroid. Other uses include treatment of asthma, Huntington’s disease, Graves' disease, herpes simplex, a movement disorder called tardive dyskinesia, Tourette’s syndrome, cyclical vomiting, Meniere's disease, a tingling or “crawling” sensation in the skin (paresthesias), and aggressive behavior in people with attention deficit-hyperactivity disorder (ADHD).


ya perfect for me.

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 03:16 AM
ya your parents hate you and kicked u out of there house after they let you get raped repeatedly lisa we get it you had a terrible life just stop nobody cares

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 03:17 AM
I find myself contemplating why you guys feel the need to convince Lisa how pathetic her life is or to even want to compete with that standard. You're not going to win, because she is very dim and I really don't care man why do you care? :frog:

don't care stomple i just fill up the mins till they become hours because life is one big empty void, - old native american proverb,

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 03:19 AM
also i am killing time while i am setting up 9000 different emulators for video game sytems i have never even heard of,


HYPERSPIN U CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 03:20 AM
two degrees you dont use, and you pay rent, you dont actually own a houseyes tim I pay rent, I don't live with my mummy and daddy as an adult.

And I've used my degrees.

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 03:21 AM
tim, u live with your mom and dad, and lisa has degrees please murder her irl, then she will stop posting here

timmy
08-28-2013, 03:22 AM
key work: used
paying rent =/= owning your own house, which of those two do you think is greater?
because the way i see it i will one day have my own while you are found dead 3 weeks late since nobody comes to visit you and your cross-eyed cat died from the smell of your vagina

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 03:23 AM
it's the only way she's gonna stop poting here, she banned from everywhere else, and new fourms she tries to fit in on instead of trolling her and fucking with her contatly they ban her, but this has 2 stop it's gone on too long tim, u can be the one to kill her, u can end this tim, u could be the hero rubynet needs,,,

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 03:24 AM
I find myself contemplating why you guys feel the need to convince Lisa how pathetic her life is or to even want to compete with that standard. You're not going to win, because she is very dim and I really don't care man why do you care? :frog:because it's above theirs

I have literally done a whole lot more with my life than they have

"oh you have 2 degrees" "oh you were a teacher for years".... "yeah well you were raped and there are cushions on your couch that aren't lined up and some clean washing you haven't folded on the loungechair."

"I did a short IT TAFE course once and I work two shitty casual jobs and I live with my mum."

"I'm a second rate stripper who now serves drinks at bars"

"My wife is fucking ugly and old and I haven't been satisfied with her for years I'm going to make 200 lisa posts"

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 03:24 AM
well since u tried to rape that kid at your last real job your degress are totally uselesss since u can't get a job with them anywhere lisa, might as well use them in your cats litter box that smells terrible

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 03:25 AM
key work: used
paying rent =/= owning your own house, which of those two do you think is greater?
because the way i see it i will one day have my own while you are found dead 3 weeks late since nobody comes to visit you and your cross-eyed cat died from the smell of your vaginaI think paying rent is greater than living with your parents as an adult seeing as you don't own a house either tim.

timmy
08-28-2013, 03:25 AM
It is less of a problem to be poor, than to be dishonest. - Anishinabe

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 03:25 AM
lisa u just take the abuse from everyone god dam, what is wrong with you, everyone fucking hates you here GO AWAY,

always stevey
08-28-2013, 03:26 AM
2 degrees just to shove infant sized penises into your nose.

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 03:26 AM
LISA YOU DON'T OWN A HOUSE, U LIVE IN A TRAILER OR THE PROJECTS OR SOME SHIT JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR LIFE IS HORRIBLE

always stevey
08-28-2013, 03:27 AM
I mean if her life was so great why would she write a suicide note on a forum?

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 03:28 AM
because it's above theirs

I have literally done a whole lot more with my life than they have

"oh you have 2 degrees" "oh you were a teacher for years".... "yeah well you were raped and there are cushions on your couch that aren't lined up and some clean washing you haven't folded on the loungechair."

"I did a short IT TAFE course once and I work two shitty casual jobs and I live with my mum."

"I'm a second rate stripper who now serves drinks at bars"

"My wife is fucking ugly and old and I haven't been satisfied with her for years I'm going to make 200 lisa posts"

heh

losers

always stevey
08-28-2013, 03:29 AM
What are you trying to prove? That your life matters?

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 03:29 AM
lisa it's not you, it's everyone else here, rubynet has to break up with you, maybe if we where not all jealous of your super awesome life and your 2 degress and where not such obsessed fucktards things would be different, but sigh, u are just too put together and your life, well i hate to admit it owns, your living the dream and the jealousy it get's the best of everyone see you around lisa, but not here, go away,

timmy
08-28-2013, 03:29 AM
lisa heres a latin proverb "If you do something, do it well" please listen to this and make some good posts

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 03:30 AM
quoting your own post and laughing at it, how much more desperate can you get,

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 03:31 AM
quoting your own post and laughing at it, how much more desperate can you get,
lol

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 03:32 AM
yeah well my post was funny and true

Have a nice day losers lol.

StompleB
08-28-2013, 03:32 AM
“Roar with delight while you still can, O illiterate demon, because when I will kill you, the gods themselves will roar with delight”
― Durga

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 03:33 AM
What are you trying to prove? That your life matters?yeah because I'm the one posting that shit for how many pages now cag?

timmy
08-28-2013, 03:33 AM
Sorrow makes gray hairs before the time.
lisa, how old were you when you started dying outr your grays?

timmy
08-28-2013, 03:34 AM
“Roar with delight while you still can, O illiterate demon, because when I will kill you, the gods themselves will roar with delight”
― Durga
"That which harms, often teaches”

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 03:34 AM
the life of a carney ages you horribly

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 03:34 AM
i don't think it's possible to be more white trash i mean why am i talking to this person,

always stevey
08-28-2013, 03:35 AM
yeah because I'm the one posting that shit for how many pages now cag?

Why are you trying to prove how great your life is on a gay nigger dick forum?

StompleB
08-28-2013, 03:35 AM
fair dinkum, mate

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 03:35 AM
lisa if it where funny or true ugh just forget it, god dammit, u are such trash

timmy
08-28-2013, 03:36 AM
i don't think it's possible to be more white trash i mean why am i talking to this person,

"There is, to be sure, no evil without something good.”

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 03:37 AM
"Lisa is a gross whore"- ytmnsfw crew

timmy
08-28-2013, 03:38 AM
Idiomatic translation: Take counsel of one's pillow.
Note: Specified as a Latin proverb in the source.
Kelly, Walter Keating (1859). Proverbs of all nations (W. Kent & co. (late D. Bogue) ed.). p. 63.

timmy
08-28-2013, 03:38 AM
200 dollar pillow

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 03:39 AM
lisa it's not you, it's everyone else here, rubynet has to break up with you, maybe if we where not all jealous of your super awesome life and your 2 degress and where not such obsessed fucktards things would be different, but sigh, u are just too put together and your life, well i hate to admit it owns, your living the dream and the jealousy it get's the best of everyone see you around lisa, but not here, go away,dp you are very clearly not satisfied with your life.

As far as accomplishments go I'm quite satisfied that I've made decent ones. There's a lot of easy ways I could have taken, could have been a stripper or prostitute like cag, got offered enough times, could have shacked up and popped out kids with someone who I don't even love and then spammed a forum in frustration 24/7 daniel... but I actually just sucked it up, put my head down and did the right thing.

timmy
08-28-2013, 03:39 AM
"Grey hairs are honorable."

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 03:39 AM
if this thread took place in the 1840's all the posts would be like


You come from poor stock madam!

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 03:42 AM
yes lisa you did the right thing u dropped totally out of society after you got let go from your job for trying to fuck a teenager and now you hide in your trailer park and get owned 24/7 on a backwater internet forum where everyone hates you but you cont to come here day after day, and have no friends or family irl, u are a true australian hero

always stevey
08-28-2013, 03:42 AM
I'm not sitting here trying to glorify my shitty life trying to change pple's opinions of me. They'll make fun of you no matter how many copies of Boderlands 2 you'll buy. lol

timmy
08-28-2013, 03:42 AM
"Salus populi suprema lex esto." = "Let the welfare of the people be the supreme law."

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 03:42 AM
200 dollar pillowlol

well fuck

am sick of waking up with a sore neck, need the best pillow in the world ok?

StompleB
08-28-2013, 03:43 AM
"You can't really know a woman until you've quokka mile in her shoes." - Unknown

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 03:43 AM
maybe make another few cups of tea or smoke half another half pound of weed while you scowl at your computer, to celebrate the life that is lisa's

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 03:43 AM
I'm not sitting here trying to glorify my shitty life trying to change pple's opinions of me. They'll make fun of you no matter how many copies of Boderlands 2 you'll buy. loluh you're the one sittimng here posting about mine for how many pages cag, not the other way around

sue me for pointing out how you can't really talk because frankly you've done a HELL of a lot less with your life

timmy
08-28-2013, 03:44 AM
"You can't really know a woman until you've quokka mile in her shoes." - Unknown

Knowledge has no enemies but the ignorant.

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 03:44 AM
god dammit u are such trash

always stevey
08-28-2013, 03:44 AM
Hey guys I'm buying borderlands 2 and playing second life. might even install skyrim to be the dragon princess... added maks on steam lol

always stevey
08-28-2013, 03:45 AM
Hey Maks, added you on steam let's play some ts2. If you show me your cock i'll give you a ts2 hat lol

timmy
08-28-2013, 03:45 AM
tbqh i would rather rape and impregnate cag than i would lisa

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 03:45 AM
lisa that's the thing u have to defend yourself to 8 people those 8 people are just railing on you at the same time, u are the one who cares alot, the 8 people well i can speak for myself when i say i just like making fun of you it's really easy to get u mad, cause u are mad all the time,

always stevey
08-28-2013, 03:45 AM
Maksey poo

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 03:46 AM
LISA POST SOMETHING ELSE OFF THE CUFF AND ANGRY

StompleB
08-28-2013, 03:46 AM
http://i.imgur.com/mPnFl2Y.jpg

always stevey
08-28-2013, 03:48 AM
uh you're the one sittimng here posting about mine for how many pages cag, not the other way around

sue me for pointing out how you can't really talk because frankly you've done a HELL of a lot less with your life

See, this is where Lisa rants about the same fucking thing over and over again. At least she stopped talking about borderlands 2, because that game is pretty dumb. It came out like 2 years ago anyway/.

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 03:48 AM
yeah but I don't even like you tim LOL

always stevey
08-28-2013, 03:49 AM
LOL claptrap the robot is like soooo funny hahaha... he's unironically named claptrap of all things too

always stevey
08-28-2013, 03:50 AM
LOL Hey Rubynet, I just shot face mcshooty in the face and it was sooo funny. I love borderlands 2 you guys

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 03:51 AM
See, this is where Lisa rants about the same fucking thing over and over again. At least she stopped talking about borderlands 2, because that game is pretty dumb. It came out like 2 years ago anyway/.Nope.

You sat here for pages trying to post about my life, meanwhile you were actually a second rate stripper who moved onto serving drinks.

I haven;t repeated anything, you're just butthurt that I've pointed this out.

always stevey
08-28-2013, 03:53 AM
Nope.

You sat here for pages trying to post about my life, meanwhile you were actually a second rate stripper who moved onto serving drinks.

I haven;t repeated anything, you're just butthurt that I've pointed this out.

Butthurt that I'm not about to buy Borderlands 2 so I can tell all my friends at rubynet about it and they'll think its so cool. tee hee

timmy
08-28-2013, 03:54 AM
when cag owns lisa i get so horney

always stevey
08-28-2013, 03:54 AM
About to buy fallout new vegas on steam and roam the wasteland with fucking minigun, blowing niggas away

always stevey
08-28-2013, 03:55 AM
Hey guys. THE CAKE IS A LIE HAHAHAHAHAHA gamer girl over here.

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 03:55 AM
Butthurt that I'm not about to buy Borderlands 2 so I can tell all my friends at rubynet about it and they'll think its so cool. tee heeoh I seeeeeeeeeeee.

Yeah good one.

UofLCardfan08
08-28-2013, 03:55 AM
"You can't really know a woman until you've quokka mile in his heels." - OB

.

always stevey
08-28-2013, 03:59 AM
Hey guys. RIGHT NOW I'm downloading Wasteland on steam. lol

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 04:01 AM
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

timmy
08-28-2013, 04:02 AM
i have a boner that could move mountains right now

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 04:02 AM
classy

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 04:12 AM
I guess that is one way of looking at it

around the same time I stopped working to look after a dying relative I ended up posting here with really decent and successful people like you

always stevey
08-28-2013, 04:19 AM
you probably drowned that dying relative in your inflatable bathtub and his body is somewhere still rotting in that dimly lit, musty section 8 apartment

always stevey
08-28-2013, 04:24 AM
im sorry Lisa i quit drinking and am on my period so im in a really bad mood. psychosis from the delirium tremens makes me really mean and im sorry. youre actually really awesome

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 04:29 AM
I'm not too troubled cag, it's not like I'm nice to you and have always extended an arm of friendship towards you lol

BatteriWyfe
08-28-2013, 04:30 AM
*extends dick shaped straw*

timmy
08-28-2013, 04:42 AM
"im on my period, this is a sufficient excuse to hurt you feelings" -every girl ever

i would fuck cag on her period, a little blood wont hurt

Camoron
08-28-2013, 09:06 AM
leave it to an australian to bring some sophistication and class to this forum

Gentleman Doli
08-28-2013, 09:35 AM
I have a boner right now

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 09:57 AM
ban lisa, today, for a better tommmorw

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 12:17 PM
this thread never happend,

steveyos YOLO
08-28-2013, 01:18 PM
See, this is where Lisa rants about the same fucking thing over and over again. At least she stopped talking about borderlands 2, because that game is pretty dumb. It came out like 2 years ago anyway/.

Sorta like you and your drug dealer that you fuck for drugs and cry about his fat girlfriend whose pussy juice you consume whenever you suck his cock. You're both equally awful in your own unique ways and idk how you 2 aren't best friends because you both suck so bad and I cant stress that enough

Autistic Spectrum
08-28-2013, 01:22 PM
i would honestly hear about cag's adveneretur fucking her drug dealer, then lisa's adventures in never leaving her house, cag - 1 , lisa - 0

steveyos YOLO
08-28-2013, 02:09 PM
The adventures of Lisa is a way better comedy series

Gentleman Doli
08-28-2013, 05:07 PM
http://aboutabilify.com/about-abilify/abilify-price-comparisons

holy shit i think doli guess it.

Abilify (aripiprazole), a partial dopamine agonist, is an antipsychotic drug with additional antidepressant qualities. It has been approved for the treatment of schizophrenia, bipolar disorder and depression as an add-on treatment when the main antidepressant is not effective enough.

Im smart.