steveyos I added you on second life yesterday

[BatteriWyfe]

do something

[steveyos]

I don't use my computer every day I don't even know how you people do it I can't stand using it once a week give me a bit I'm busy playign first life

[BatteriWyfe]

hurry up

I'm going to bed

[steveyos]

my bakc hurts I'm going to suck a dick

[steveyos YOLO]

Last week you hated him, now you want to be his friend this week...

[UofLCardfan08]

ITT lisa desperately needs and seeks a new life

[jon]

should have known lisa would go for second life, not a game any of the non-casual gamers here play, she makes all the wrong choices in all her lives all the time

[maks]

lisa's trying to get in good with stevey so she can mooch some of that fjs fame and fortune

[steveyos YOLO]

I heard her mom is the fjs admin

[Garfield]

i bet lisa is really good at giving blowjobs with her eyes closed

[maks]

I'll bet lisa would give you herpes

[maks]

one in six people has herpes and if anyone has it on this forum it's lisa. she's been a gigantic whore since she was 8 that means she's had about 73 years to catch every std on the planet

[Garfield]

some girl was like im sorry but i have hpv, i thought she said hiv and i almost hit her in the face, then she was like no its thisthing that only affects women, and i was like ok so why are you telling me LOL

[Garfield]

LOL

[maks]

hpv is genital warts and can give you dick cancer.

[maks]

What are the health problems caused by HPV in men?

Most men who get HPV (of any type) never develop any symptoms or health problems. But some types of HPV can cause genital warts. Other types can cause cancers of the penis, anus, or oropharynx (back of the throat, including base of the tongue and tonsils.) The types of HPV that can cause genital warts are not the same as the types that can cause cancer.
Note: Anal cancer is not the same as colorectal cancer. Colorectal cancer is more common than anal cancer, and is not caused by HPV.

http://www.cdc.gov/std/hpv/stdfact-hpv-and-men.htm

[maks]

Penile cancer:
First signs: changes in color, skin thickening, or a build-up of tissue on the penis.
Later signs: a growth or sore on the penis. It is usually painless, but in some cases, the sore may be painful and bleed.

[jon]

still most guys carry HPV they don't actually ever get any symptoms

also condoms are ineffective at preventing its transmission

something like a third of the world population has it

[Garfield]

yeah nigga i been to the doctor i dont have warts and shit, also my last two girlfriends have been to the gyno and neitherof them have anything and i dont believe in condoms

[maks]

you won't know you have it until you're 45 and develop dick cancer and they have to cut your dick off. I'm not too worried about it but I probably wouldn't fuck a girl who straight up told me she had it

[Garfield]

she told me after, basically used me for my locally famous huge dick and myspace reputation

[maks]

that's fucked up man when you get dick cancer you should sue her for giving you dick cancer

[Garfield]

maks is brainstorming dick cancer memes

[steveyos YOLO]

Maybe ob had dick cancer...

[maks]

I don't know that I would want to go on living if cancer rotted my dick off

[Camoron]

if my girlfirned gave me STDs i would smack her:arms:

[steveyos]

lisa how does it feel knowing you're actually seriously a better poster than all the above posters itt now

[Gentleman Doli]

still most guys carry HPV they don't actually ever get any symptoms

also condoms are ineffective at preventing its transmission

something like a third of the world population has it

uhhh have you ever heard of a vaccine

[steveyos]

uhhh have you ever heard of a funny post

[Gentleman Doli]

uhhh have you ever heard of a funny post

ya i make tehm all the time ;-]

[steveyos YOLO]

Gonna kick steveyos in the face

[steveyos]

see you two at fjs

[steveyos]

[16:03:31] Second Life: Friendship offer accepted.


http://i.imgur.com/IuSFVo2.jpg

[steveyos]

I'm logged out now I already computered too much today my back hurts maybe tomorrow we can play hope you got the firestorm viewer and not the default secondlife.com one or your gameis gonna run like shitttttttttttttttttttttttt

[steveyos]

hopefully fanfare deso and ruby log in too then I can surrounded by Hot Babes ;]

[Garfield]

TONIGHT AT CLUB FJS

[BatteriWyfe]

i bet lisa is really good at giving blowjobs with her eyes closed;)

[BatteriWyfe]

maks is brainstorming dick cancer memeslol

[BatteriWyfe]

what's this other viewer for it?

[BatteriWyfe]

http://i.imgur.com/0UG2ZAK.jpg

[Cody]

i bet lisa scrapes her teeth a lot when she gives blowjobs, thats probably why her brother beat the fuck out of her on xmas

[steveyos YOLO]

I figured it was just a christmas tradition passed down over the years

[steveyos]

: STOP
: Deep Suck

[steveyos]

http://www.firestormviewer.org/

[Camoron]

Deep Suck 9

[BatteriWyfe]

: STOP
: Deep SuckLMAO

what the fuck was that?

I was trying to deep suck but nothing happened

[BatteriWyfe]

also Flag added me out of the blue

which is awesome lol

Looks like he's been playing it since last year

[Gentleman Doli]

also Flag added me out of the blue

which is awesome lol

Looks like he's been playing it since last year

Lol.

[steveyos YOLO]

Stevey and his lizard crew playing second life

[steveyos]

lisa is the only lizard in the second life crew and that's alright with me

[steveyos]

and I have no idea what the deps uck thing is what'd you do go to an adult store and buy a thing

[BatteriWyfe]

and I have no idea what the deps uck thing is what'd you do go to an adult store and buy a thingI was somewhere and went on a boat and clicked the motor then it started asking me what kind of intercourse I wanted, lesbian, straight, couples, solo etc.... anyway my choices led me to deep suck but nothing happened so I have no idea what it was

[always stevey]

deep suck

[steveyos YOLO]

Queen my dishes please

[Garfield]

my dishwasher broke yesterday, its like 200 dollars to fix and a new one is only 250, but im leasing this condo from a freidn and ill most likely move at the end of the year so should i replace it or just use paper plates for the next 4 months?

[always stevey]

fix it lol. If I bought the dishwasher, id rip it out the fucking wall when i left.

[Garfield]

cag i am going to move in right next to you

[Garfield]

can i cheat on my girlfriend with you?

[always stevey]

I don't know why anyone would want to live next door to a drunk.

[Garfield]

354 chestnut ave longbeach

just put tht in google maps and zoom all the way in and you can walk around south la im planning my routes and seeing where all the art stores and starbucks are

[Garfield]

http://www.placebee.com/ca/losangeles/downtown-long-beach/4134432

[always stevey]

You'd be better off in El Segundo if you like all that artsy fartsy shit.

[Garfield]

Sq. Feet 325 Rent $695

:rofl: california sucks thatd get me a mansion here in houston

[Garfield]

im going to need someone to show me where all the best weed doctors and skatboard shops are can you help?

[Garfield]

also i plan on running into ed templeton and making him sign my toymachine dvd, and maybe fucing some of these model girls i follow on instagram

[always stevey]

https://weedmaps.com/doctors

[Garfield]

hmmmm... where should i work.. i found an apparel graphic design job that seems p cool, but ill most likely wait tables at night and go to hbo auditions during the day

[always stevey]

https://weedmaps.com/?ss=dispensary

[UofLCardfan08]

my dishwasher broke yesterday, its like 200 dollars to fix and a new one is only 250, but im leasing this condo from a freidn and ill most likely move at the end of the year so should i replace it or just use paper plates for the next 4 months?

hire ellzzzdork, it could be a stepping stone to get his beaner ass to work and off of social services handouts. A perma deaf muted dishwasher, his destiny.

[Garfield]

is that close to where you live? are the roads bad? could i bring my n64 in my back pack on my fixed gear bicycle to your house? or should i take the super mail tube shooter across the state

[always stevey]

hmmmm... where should i work.. i found an apparel graphic design job that seems p cool, but ill most likely wait tables at night and go to hbo auditions during the day

Be a bouncer at a strip club. You'll make bank

[Garfield]

https://weedmaps.com/dispensaries/california/long-beach/diabled-patients-group?c=dispensaries

ok so i can walk to this one, but do they have good prices? i assume i could just hang out side the skateboard shop but i dont want to get robbed by a 14 year old pro skateer cause i dont know any better and ive never been in a fight i dont want to mess up my money maker

[Garfield]

Be a bouncer at a strip club. You'll make bank

im not that swoll cag, but i am quite the mixologist

[Garfield]

you may have seen my mussels in tinychat i am very defined and sexy but i cant deal with niggers because they dont fight fair

[Garfield]

i look just like my avatar

[always stevey]

how the fuck is an alcoholic midget stripper supposed to protect you from robbers?

[Garfield]

man the most expensive 1/8th at that place is what i pay for average dro here in tx, im gonna be digital gangster status p soon

[Garfield]

how the fuck is an alcoholic midget stripper supposed to protect you from robbers?

i figured if we got into trouble maybe i could offer you to suck their dick and we could make a little money on the way home?

[Garfield]

60/40?

[always stevey]

the cag decoy

[Garfield]

what is our stage name?

[Garfield]

....First time patients get 4.5g 1/8th.... First 30 patients before 11 am get a free premium pre roll with donation

[Garfield]

ugh my back hurts already

[always stevey]

https://weedmaps.com/dispensaries/california/hollywood/thehoneyspot

where i always shopped... crazy location, trannys on and tons of blacks around here lol

[always stevey]

http://www.cannicorner.com/2012/07/la-brea-collective-53-ft-hash-bar.html

they have a hash bar at the labrea collective. love this place

[Garfield]

hmmm p close, ill be living in sherman oaks for a while (m0nde copy paste this in your file) then ill move to more south la, so these are good for my first trip

[always stevey]

call in advance to make sure they're still there. The counties don't like these places at all and shut um down.

[Garfield]

kind of like script doctors for pills here, they cycle through new locations every month

[Gentleman Doli]

Hi Rach

[Gentleman Doli]

kind of like script doctors for pills here, they cycle through new locations every month

Lol. I'm going to tbe doc in 30 mins.

[steveyos]

you need another person for those things it's so your avatars can Have S-x

[steveyos YOLO]

Wanna stab the cat and the cag in their faces

[Garfield]

try it bitch

[Garfield]

thanks for reading my posts

[steveyos YOLO]

try it bitch

:killyourself:

[Gentleman Doli]

The Cat and the Cag. A Love Story

[Garfield]

ill be jason biggs she can be christina ricci

[Garfield]

hes kind of funny 10 years ago, and shes kind of attractive 10 years ago, and they were both terrible in that movie prozacnation

[steveyos]

the cat in the cag

[steveyos YOLO]

Idk what's worse the lizard threads or the second life gay shit

[steveyos]

well second life rules and everything else is worse so there's your answer

[Cody]

WOW > second life, because second life doesnt have fishing...

[steveyos]

actually there's several different fishing systems with a lot more depth than what wow has, 7seas, jasdec to name two

[steveyos]

different baits rods fish you can make your own and with jasdec you can even buy a lemonade stand

[steveyos]

jas also makes tentacles in space

[Gentleman Doli]

cant wait 2 play second life with lisa and flaggerchat

[steveyos]

with lisa

[steveyos YOLO]

You've sunk to a new low

[Autistic Spectrum]

lol just when u think stevey could not fuck up even more than he allready has, he starts playing second life with lisa and flaggerchat

[Autistic Spectrum]

doli time to get your steam punk nacery drew hat on and solve some fucking mystierys,,, first one is why is stevey friends with these people

[steveyos]

dp isn't allowed

[Autistic Spectrum]

man i really wanted to strap on a dildo and run around with you , lisa and flagger chat at a furry rave in second life, my entire weekend is runined thanks alot stevey

[jon]

i wonder how you win second life and what the end credits are like

[steveyos YOLO]

Hopefully they send people to their house to kill them for wasting so much time playing such a shitty game

[steveyos]

it doesn't end you just keep making real money forever

[m0nde]

just like living the welfare life

[BatteriWyfe]

what the fuck are all you losers doing in my topic?

[steveyos]

lisa can you download steam I don't want to use any other IM clients and even steam I set to offline because I don't even like chatting with pepole but it would make things easier for me to let you know when I'm ready to second life

I decided a little while ago that I fucking hate every other game or the ones I do want to play are still in alpha with no content (beam ng and spintires) or are in a current state of holy shit it's broken and crashes every five minutes (planetside 2) and I'm going to dedicate every second I'm on the computer learning blender because I have serious money coming to me from making secon dlife weaopns and I need to get on that and I need you to beta test my stuff

[BatteriWyfe]

lisa can you download steam I don't want to use any other IM clients and even steam I set to offline because I don't even like chatting with pepole but it would make things easier for me to let you know when I'm ready to second life

I decided a little while ago that I fucking hate every other game or the ones I do want to play are still in alpha with no content (beam ng and spintires) or are in a current state of holy shit it's broken and crashes every five minutes (planetside 2) and I'm going to dedicate every second I'm on the computer learning blender because I have serious money coming to me from making secon dlife weaopns and I need to get on that and I need you to beta test my stuffI already have steam

I'm supposed to buy Bordelands 2 today.... I said that yesterday though and didn't...

I'm BatteriWyfe

[steveyos]

ok I sent you a friend invite but I went right back offline because elz is fucking insane and I play games wiht a controller and don't have my keyboared anywhere near me and he keeps IM'ing me gettin gmadder and madder that I'm not replying because he doesn't understand english and can't undertsand I fuckin gahte typing and idk why I'm even posting on forums honeslty

[Autistic Spectrum]

does flagger have borderlands 2?>??

[steveyos]

if I could just use my 360 controller to fully control windows, actually blender and second lif eI need keyboard and mouse, if I didn't actually if Id idn't play second life I wouldn't een have a computer nevermind

[Autistic Spectrum]

let's get a group steam chat going

[steveyos]

speaking of flag there's no fucking way I'm letting him into teh fjs base and not adding him as a frien dand not talking to him because I cannot be freinds with a guy who literally spends his life copy pasting random shit off th einternet if he was just a troll and actually said things it would b ea different story but literally all he does these days is copy paste 8235832858 million email addresses of fags and I just don't wanna deal with that

[steveyos]

let's get a group steam chat going

you're not allowed get out

[Autistic Spectrum]

well i mean since u go to second life with flagger and lisa, i just thought the 3 of u, coudl u know get a steam group chat going,

[Autistic Spectrum]

speaking of flag there's no fucking way I'm letting him into teh fjs base and not adding him as a frien dand not talking to him because I cannot be freinds with a guy who literally spends his life copy pasting random shit off th einternet if he was just a troll and actually said things it would b ea different story but literally all he does these days is copy paste 8235832858 million email addresses of fags and I just don't wanna deal with that

lol is he trying to follow his good friend lisa into your fjs shit on second life, stevey u have delt with lisa in the past right do u remeber anything, from post anything leagal dot come

[steveyos]

I had to get rid of pal because of ob, not lisa, and it never even happened so flag was never there

if flag does actually show up in second life I"m just gonna rez all the shit I made I got so much info about him and his family more than he's ever gotten about anyone else and it's gonna make him die in the game and in real life

[BatteriWyfe]

speaking of flag there's no fucking way I'm letting him into teh fjs base and not adding him as a frien dand not talking to him because I cannot be freinds with a guy who literally spends his life copy pasting random shit off th einternet if he was just a troll and actually said things it would b ea different story but literally all he does these days is copy paste 8235832858 million email addresses of fags and I just don't wanna deal with thatI love him

I logged into my e-mails and it said "Flaglerchat is now following you" LOL <3 it

He's a sweetheart. I think he's funny.

[Autistic Spectrum]

I love him

I logged into my e-mails and it said "Flaglerchat is now following you" LOL <3 it

He's a sweetheart. I think he's funny.

[steveyos]

lisa look at his actual court records why do you think somebody who actually spends their life suing people is a sweetheart or funny if you're gonna stay friends with him we just have to agree to disagree because I can't understand being friends with someone who actually spends their life making other people miserable and not just as a fake troll on a forum but torturing people in real life

[steveyos]

let's not even talk about it I don't evne care

[Autistic Spectrum]

she know sall of it, she does the same shit, as he does, she fucking gave marks plug drugs home phone number, she's basically the femaile flagger

[BatteriWyfe]

oh no the secret is out

I adore Flag, no-one ever knew that before

[steveyos]

lisa just needs to get away from everyone she's posted with from any lizard forum she's not a bad person she just hangs around too many old crazy people and sheets of plain paper

[BatteriWyfe]

she know sall of it, she does the same shit, as he does, she fucking gave marks plug drugs home phone number, she's basically the femaile flaggeryou and maks are the ones who post people's bushpigs, not me

[steveyos]

if you end up enjoying secodn life I"ll help you set up firestorm for optimal operating

[BatteriWyfe]

if you end up enjoying secodn life I"ll help you set up firestorm for optimal operatingI tried firestorm

everytime I try to edit my avatar (which I'm having an annoying time doing because a lot of the stuff won't edit) it makes my character sink into the ground =/

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya cool flag can come by hang out in the fjs base with lisa, they can have werid austic cyber sex, maybe twichting kitcken could drop in and RECORD SCRATCH, FLAGGER IS IN THE FJS BASE IN SECOND LIFE STEVEN,,,,

[Autistic Spectrum]

you and maks are the ones who post people's bushpigs, not me

lisa when u gave marks plug drugs home phone number, he told you he would post it over and over again till pd quit rubynet, u knew this, but you are even too much of a scum bag to handle someone with the rapier wit of plug drugs by yoruself,, just get the fuck out u are the worst person to ever post here by a mile and monde posts here

[steveyos]

that's nice dp

[steveyos]

I tried firestorm

everytime I try to edit my avatar (which I'm having an annoying time doing because a lot of the stuff won't edit) it makes my character sink into the ground =/

wtf it could be several things, we'll figure it out I need a bit more time I just noticed now my left eye is starting to turn grey I gotta make sure I don't have aids irl

[maks]

lisa give me stompleb's number and I'll pretend to be your friend for a few days

[BatteriWyfe]

I meant to go pay bills and buy borderlands 2

[steveyos]

stompe does not use a phone, he communicates through his native american spirit ancerstor's ghost smoke signals ok fag

[BatteriWyfe]

lisa give me stompleb's number and I'll pretend to be your friend for a few daysmaks not only are you my friend but you are also my lover

[steveyos YOLO]

Delete this thread

[steveyos]

wait until borderlands 2 goes on sale no one even plays it right now because it's so bad wait until it's $5 because it's not even worth that much just add it to your steam wishlist and steam will alert you when it's on sale

[steveyos]

are any of your eyes also turning grey by any chance could I just be turning into an anime character

[BatteriWyfe]

wait until borderlands 2 goes on sale no one even plays it right now because it's so bad wait until it's $5 because it's not even worth that much just add it to your steam wishlist and steam will alert you when it's on saleoh

[BatteriWyfe]

mine are red

[steveyos]

I wish I could just be a girl irl so I wouldn' thave to even play second life

[Autistic Spectrum]

Delete this thread

[steveyos]

delete all threads not about lizards

[Autistic Spectrum]

this is a lisa thread,, this is pure AIDS

[BatteriWyfe]

this is a lisa thread

you can tell because it has 200 posts in it by dp

[steveyos]

this is a lisa thread

you can tell because it has 200 posts in it by dp

[Autistic Spectrum]

YA EVERY LISA THREAD IS NOW A DP ZONE, TALKING ABOUT HOW TERRINBLE LISA IS, UNTILL LISA GET'S THE POINT AND LEAVES THIS WILL NOT STOP I WILL NOT BE POSTING ABOUT WINDOWS 8 I WILL BE POSTING ABOUT HOW LISA IS THE WORST PERSON ON EARTH,

[steveyos]

because you don't know shit about computers

[BatteriWyfe]

because you don't know shit about computershe doesn't know anything about anything

he is just 100% consumed by me

[Autistic Spectrum]

I KNOW WINDOWS 8 AND LISA BOTH SUCK, ALOT, WINDOWS 8 IS BASCIALLY THE LISA OF THE MIRCOSFOT PRODCUT LINE,

[Autistic Spectrum]

think about it, it's useless and gay, only 2 people like it in the entire world maybe lisa is windows 8, and maybe windows 8 is lisa,

[steveyos]

dp really needs to go to sleep he needs to remember he has children and he needs to grow up

[BatteriWyfe]

yeah I feel sorry for Becky Conehead

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa has no family, she has no friends she is alone, she is a gross werid islow talking lady who lives with her 20 year old cat, i can't wait till she's on a serious down swing again and tried to off her self,,,,

[BatteriWyfe]

I've got more friends than you dp and I'm damn sure a lot prettier than you lol

[steveyos]

lisa is a good person and you dp, you're just a jerk

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa is the worst fucking person on earth,

[Autistic Spectrum]

she's rotten to the core, everything she touches turns to shit, she's a WITCH!

[BatteriWyfe]

you know how I attract piece of shit psychos

[steveyos]

you know how I attract piece of shit psychos

*looks at dp *

[m0nde]

fucking funny how stevey is suddenly lisa's best friend after she's added him on 2nd life

[steveyos]

*monde commentary*