I have to say this seperation of the faggot crew from the lizards is just childish

[Greg Blake Age: 41 (412) 824-6478 1700 James St Monroeville, PA 15146 racerx111@verizon.net]

Ruby are you the faggot that did this? I bet you wear your fucking moms grannie under wear.


twat.

[maks]

This is why you're segregated, because you're unfunny

[rose west]

We are segregated solely because God doesn't want us to catch the "homo disease" off you homos.

[maks]

This has got to be the 50th time you've replied to me even though I made it abundantly clear that I have you on ignore and do not read your posts.

[Gentleman Doli]

I played this song after lecture every day,for a few months.

A girl asked me "what makes it so special?"

I said "it motivates me to make a time machine,jump back to the 80's,go to Joel's life concert and have amazing backstage sex while listening to it"

The next day she said 'You liar! The song came out in 2009!See,upload date!You are so pathetic!!!!"

Now she lacks 4 fingers.

hahahahahaha,just kidding.....

...they are all that's left of her.

ChickletZero 5 days ago 89

[lnopia the great]

Whoa do they still post here

[o0Battery0o]

I love all the dicks

Do you guys like to philosophy? I love philosophizing. This is all very stimulating.

[maks]

Hello battery, I made an account on lizard.com to invite you back here, but I guess I hurt their feelings and they removed my ability to post anymore.

[o0Battery0o]

you can still post silly!

they just moved you to the international homo forum!

go be gay in gay eggs and gay!

LOL!

[maks]

Whatever, it's irrelevant now. I was only there to encourage you to come here to a better place where we know a thing or two about treating whores. I've seen how they disrespect you there, it ain't right. Also, they suck and are boring and unfunny. They turn away from their daughters so she won't see the pain on their faces entirely too often, like twice a day.

[o0Battery0o]

Can you be my daddy?

Im looking for a man with an enormous... talent.

Are you qualified?

[maks]

7" proportionally thick with a slight curve

[maks]

nowhere near as bad as barry's his is like a fucking banana

[o0Battery0o]

pics or it didnt happen!

;D

[maks]

I have no problem showing you, but I don't have any pictures of my own cock because I can look at it whenever I want. I can't promise I'll take one because lets face it I'm pretty lazy, iwc was my internet bff for years and I never got around to sending her one and then she died of cholera so it's not going to happen now

[o0Battery0o]

Im sorry she never asked for a pic of your cock

But I did!

And you know how to treat a lady, right?

:D

[maks]

Oh she asked for it, and I promised I'd get around to it. I never did, and I regret it to this day. I can only hope she's out there somewhere, looking at my cock in a better place.

[o0Battery0o]

What better place to look at it than the herp de derp forum?

[maks]

well like I mentioned she's dead so the internet connectivity where she's at is probably spotty at best

[o0Battery0o]

Think of me as an upgrade :D

You should see this party trick I learned with clothe pins!

Its wicked sweet!

[maks]

I've seen it. Can you do the pingpong ball trick?

[o0Battery0o]

The one where you launch several out like a nerf gun?

I was getting good at that one, but I wasnt good at throttling the ping pong rate of fire. It was like all at once or none.

My vagina is just too tight!

[maks]

You'd think the tightness would give it some extra snapping force coming out, you could probably go for distance instead of quantity

[o0Battery0o]

Sometimes I squeeze to hard and they shoot deeper inside! But thats great when I want to cum harder!

Ive started sitting atop the wash when I pet my kitty. Off kiltered of course!

[rose west]

I could probably chuck the distance if I vomit after reading that crap.

[maks]

I ran out of tissues so I've been shooting my load into the empty box until I get off my ass and go buy another

[rose west]

I ran out of tissues so I've been shooting my load into the empty box until I get off my ass and go buy another

Stop looking at my pic, pervert.

[o0Battery0o]

I just keep taking my clothes off and using them to mop up the mess.

I guess when I run out of clothes it'll be a good thing I have new ones being cleaned in the wash!

LOL

[maks]

I thought about just letting it fly all over my shirt but that could be awkward if I go out for cigarettes or something later

[o0Battery0o]

Thats why you need to get some bitches!

I used to have a young special forces boy toy!

Used to make him buy me weed and groceries and fuck me for hours!

Until he gave me my second case of crabs.

[rose west]

My ex used to just wipe his dick on my curtains.

[maks]

Thats why you need to get some bitches!

I used to have a young special forces boy toy!

Used to make him buy me weed and groceries and fuck me for hours!

Until he gave me my second case of crabs.

what do the australian special forces do, kill spiders with a rolled up newspaper?

[o0Battery0o]

They compete in 20 hour sexathons

:D

[maks]

give me enough coke and whiskey I can double that. amateurs.

[o0Battery0o]

Youre too lazy to post cock pics

But not lazy enough to fuck for 40 hours?

LOL LIES

[maks]

What exactly do I get out of posting a cock pic? Not a damn thing. I have energy, I just have to be motivated to use it.

[o0Battery0o]

You have to treat your queen!

[maks]

I don't believe in royalty

[o0Battery0o]

Youll believe what I tell you to believe

[maks]

no, I have a pretty strong personality, I'll be openminded and listen to your ideas but they won't necessarily change my opinion

[o0Battery0o]

Youre so cute when you think you have an opinion

lol

[o0Battery0o]

Youre so cute when you think you have an opinion

lol

[maks]

you'll understand once you see me in action.

[o0Battery0o]

Im afraid I never will because youre too lazy and afraid to man up and show us your cawk.

[maks]

my cock, while quite impressive, pales in comparison to my posting skills.

[o0Battery0o]

Youre adorable

[maks]

I am, yeah.

[maks]

why should anyone love you you're an abomination

[o0Battery0o]

If you have a nice penis I'll love you

[o0Battery0o]

whats the harm in a little slap and tickle?

you scared?

:D

[maks]

quite spoiled


you keep acting like being a leech is something to be proud of, what happened in your life to give you this undeserved sense of entitlement?

[o0Battery0o]

I love sucking the everything out of my men

Whats wrong with being a leech? its tasty!

[maks]

what's the point in existing if one does not contribute

[o0Battery0o]

recepticles contribute.

give me your sea men, your monies, and your internets

I will devour it all

[maks]

recepticles contribute.

give me your sea men, your monies, and your internets

I will devour it all

look you're a whore, nobody's doubting that you make positive contributions and improve the lives of everyone around you. This is about OB, he contributes nothing.

[o0Battery0o]

You keep using that W word and it's just not making a sense

Im just looking for some long hard dick to love

Is that so bad?

[maks]

no, it's not bad at all. being a whore is nothing to be ashamed of, it's the whole reason I brought you here.

[maks]

My husband is quite happy with what I contribute. What do you contribute to your spouse. Oh, that's right you don't have one because you are a 4chan wanker boy!

I don't have one because I've evolved beyond the need for traditional gender roles you fucking teabagger

[o0Battery0o]

maks

stop being mean to obnoxious bitch

hes just trying to express himself

thanks cutie