the derpetarium

[o0Battery0o]

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Lisa please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Lisa please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture

~battered wife~

http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/ladykillmonger/hair20tied20back.jpg

[oOBatteryOo]

that's fucked

what an idiot lol

[o0Battery0o]

Dumb dickhead

[oOBatteryOo]

what would this forum do without me? Thank god I'm here

[o0Battery0o]

lol

cute

[oOBatteryOo]

it's still your fault for being lovable

[o0Battery0o]

ewww

creep

[blumpkin blownuts]

http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/ladykillmonger/hair20tied20back.jpghttp://2.bp.blogspot.com/-r0YCnlHC6vI/TmKRQ5tJBII/AAAAAAAAAR0/I7ExHKtv9eM/s1600/Dale_Cooper.png

[maks]

she looks much better in that picture, must have had a nose job at some point

[rose west]

I know you prefer the guy, homo.

[blumpkin blownuts]

:dinorage:

[maks]

Not 100% convinced it's even the same girl...

http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/ladykillmonger/pyjamas.jpghttp://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/ladykillmonger/hair20tied20back.jpg

[maks]

I'll admit I do like this one

http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/ladykillmonger/pinkpants.jpg

[maks]

on the fence about this one

http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/ladykillmonger/a1.jpg

[rose west]

Not 100% convinced it's even the same girl...

http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/ladykillmonger/pyjamas.jpghttp://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/ladykillmonger/hair20tied20back.jpg

The pics are of Lisa and it's the same girl.
Stick to men, homo, you understand them better.

[blumpkin blownuts]

i like those two, actually the second one better those are the kindof curves i go for

[rose west]

on the fence about this one

http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/ladykillmonger/a1.jpg

That's definitely Lisa's ass. I've seen it.

[rose west]

I'll admit I do like this one

http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/ladykillmonger/pinkpants.jpg

That's my girl. She's better with her shaven glory showing.

[maks]

i like those two, actually the second one better those are the kindof curves i go for

the hips are too narrow for me, it's like this girl never went through puberty it's creepy

[rose west]

the hips are too narrow for me, it's like this girl never went through puberty it's creepy

You don't know the difference between boys and girls, homo.

[blumpkin blownuts]

so for that one basically id have to bag her head, and bag my wang... that's alot of work when i get to thinking about it... mmm..
....

























http://i.imgur.com/rKNPn.gif

[maks]

Her face would be pretty if it wasn't for that schnoz, she's gotta be half a jew

http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/ladykillmonger/pyjamas2.jpg

why would you pose like that? you know what your nose looks like, downplay that shit

[blumpkin blownuts]

You don't know the difference between boys and girls, homo.

i read some species of lizard change their sex back and forth
there's ob for instance

[blumpkin blownuts]

i wonder how out of all the species on this planet only humans supposedly have both "sex" and "gender" whereas every other mammalian just has a sex

[blumpkin blownuts]

Her face would be pretty if it wasn't for that schnoz, she's gotta be half a jew

http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/ladykillmonger/pyjamas2.jpg

why would you pose like that? you know what your nose looks like, downplay that shit

that hair man nobody has that kindof hair except 14-24 y/o males

[maks]

because political correctness

[maks]

that hair man nobody has that kindof hair except 14-24 y/o males

curt cobainburg

[rose west]

Homo poofters don't appreciate the exquisite beauty of Lisa.

[blumpkin blownuts]

i just like really girly-girls, they're disappearing

[lnopia the great]

are you kidding no they aren't

[o0Battery0o]

cody has a disease

its called fat bitches on his dick

LOL

[maks]

Nothing wrong with fat bitches, they try hard and have low expectations.

[o0Battery0o]

Im a fine skinny bitch

fat bitch fuckers would love to dine on me

Im Lisa!

[maks]

I'm kind of a big deal around here, if you write my name in sharpie on your snatch I'll make it my signature. it'll give you a lot of credibility, it's the internet equivalent of when you used to fuck the football team in high school.

[o0Battery0o]

I dont care much for soccer

I spent more time in drama drawing faces on my cooter and having the other girls make it make faces!

That got me a LOT of credibility! All the guys wanted to see!

[maks]

fucking the football team isn't about enjoying sports it's about enhancing your social standing and that's what I'm offering to do for you right now

[o0Battery0o]

Im offering you to treat a proper lady

Not whore her out.

Now put up or get out of my forum.

[maks]

oh god don't turn into one of those julia roberts whores. you knew what this was.

[o0Battery0o]

I was told I could be the queen whore here and I DEMAND to be COCKED and PLEASED until Im COMPLETELY SATISFIED!

IM QUEEN LISA!

[maks]

No, you were told we know how to treat a whore, which means we treat them respectfully but don't do shit for them unless we get something in return.

[o0Battery0o]

How am I supposed to return anything if you never do anything?

Cock or get off my site!

[maks]

look you gotta stop making demands I wanted a whore not a wife

[rose west]

OMG...it just keeps getting worse.

[o0Battery0o]

This is my site.

And Im not your wife.

Im your dominatrix.

Now please mama or shes going to pull out the claws!

[maks]

This is my site.

And Im not your wife.

Im your dominatrix.

Now please mama or shes going to pull out the claws!

I don't take orders from anyone brah

[o0Battery0o]

Im not your brah bitch

Im your whore.

Now. Cock up or log off.

[maks]

It's up, just don't feel like getting my camera, importing the picture onto my laptop, cropping it to a reasonable size, and uploading it to my website.

[o0Battery0o]

How about uploading it to my vagina?

[maks]

planning on being in the US any time soon?

[o0Battery0o]

American men cant handle psycho bitches like me

:)

[maks]

I dated a crack addict for 6 months you'd be a walk in the park

[o0Battery0o]

I'd do crack for you

[maks]

No you don't have to do crack but if you could pick up some acid that would be just super

[o0Battery0o]

can we wrap your dick in sheets and use it as lube so we can have a cosmic fuck fest?

[maks]

I appreciate your enthusiasm but I'm not sure paper would make such a great lubricant

[o0Battery0o]

we can just cover it in mustard too

[maks]

I actually prefer ketchup but whatever it's your snatch

[o0Battery0o]

sausage and mustard!!!!!!

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

maks and battery sitting in a treeeeeeeeeeeee

[maks]

gonna hold you under a tree after a picnic then I'm going to name one of my chickens after you

[o0Battery0o]

I AM QUEEN LISA!

youre just an obnoxious bitch

lol

[maks]

That's because it looks like Timmy's thong underwear. It might very well be Timmy in his thong underwear.

except for the lack of hair and the curves of the stomach, which women have but barry (and you) do not

[o0Battery0o]

obnoxious bitch sounds like a transvestite

LOL

[maks]

This comes back to a day or two ago when I said it is funny seeing someone like you who is too scared to post their own pics judge the looks of others.

As I explained before, posting pictures implies you're looking for opinions about your apperance and I don't give a shit what any of you think about anything least of all what you think about me

[maks]

obnoxious bitch sounds like a transvestite

LOL

just a retard, ignore him and he'll go away

[o0Battery0o]

does he have a nice penis?

[o0Battery0o]

Im sorry Maks.

but I dont do nigger dick.

Just gay nigger dick, that ones' least likely to have AIDS

[maks]

does he have a nice penis?

the story goes that he had it cut off, I haven't verified that because I do not care

[maks]

Im sorry Maks.

but I dont do nigger dick.

Just gay nigger dick, that ones' least likely to have AIDS

that's a guy from england who hasn't posted here in like 4 years, flaggercat is convinced he's me for some reason

[o0Battery0o]

oh good.

He might be gay.

Is he gay?

[o0Battery0o]

thats a very codychat thing to say

[maks]

oh good.

He might be gay.

Is he gay?

last I heard he was dating some mountain of a white woman

[maks]

U meen U boph had teechurrrrz naymd mr parker ??????/

I guess so, it's not like it's an uncommon name

[maks]

ted didn't even know that chick, he used it as his sig because he thought she looked like marnie. you're getting further and further away.

[o0Battery0o]

why cant I have been as gorgeous as her?

if I had a cock and balls Id be busting them right now

[maks]

she actually does look a lot like marnie

[maks]

Flaglerchat is only right with dox 10-20% of the time. Although being a civil servant would sure give you the time to post on a worthless site like this all day, why would you admit to being a freelance computer person if had a far better career than that?

I never said anything about being freelance, I work for an LLC I have a boss and everything, he just doesn't expect much from me and pays me ridiculously well for what little work I do

[maks]

Truck drivers make between 40k and 60k in CT. Going to go ahead and assume it's less in oregon. I make a lot more than that, and I don't have a leech at home contributing nothing so I get to keep it all. Conclusion: I have roughly about twice as much money as you.

[o0Battery0o]

The imposter is afoot...

[o0Battery0o]

I fled one lizard dickhead stupid forum for another!

How could I be so stupid?

My ninja skills have failed me