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juji
08-16-2013, 01:27 AM
I heard gov would pay me extra +1000 dollars if I have a wife.

I'm surely going to be your best husband even I can't hear your annoying voice.

Autistic Spectrum
08-16-2013, 01:28 AM
fuck it i will marry u

steveyos YOLO
08-16-2013, 01:28 AM
You should try to marry ashley

Autistic Spectrum
08-16-2013, 01:29 AM
honestly cag would prob do it, if u gave her some cash

Obnoxious Bitch
08-16-2013, 01:30 AM
fuck it i will marry u

You legally can in California and Elz can collect his extra money as long as you don't show any on the books.

Cody
08-16-2013, 01:31 AM
You legally can in California and Elz can collect his extra money as long as you don't show any on the books.

he said girl not freak

Autistic Spectrum
08-16-2013, 01:31 AM
ya sorry then make way 2 much money, but maybe stomple will do it,

Autistic Spectrum
08-16-2013, 01:32 AM
acuatlly codey prob dodges all taxes marry him,

fanfare
08-16-2013, 01:34 AM
so confused if this thread is real or a joke. i hope its real

Autistic Spectrum
08-16-2013, 01:35 AM
elz get's 2 grand a month now, cause hes on social sericty for being deaf, if he marrys someone he will get an extra grand a month,

juji
08-16-2013, 01:37 AM
Another requirement for SSI is that the individual's resources are below a certain limit. This amount is $2,000 for a single individual and $3,000 for an individual and their spouse (whether the spouse is eligible for SSI or not), $4,000 for a child applicant with one parent living in the household, and $5,000 for a child applicant with two parents living in the household.

Cody
08-16-2013, 01:38 AM
elz you need a deaf mexican woman with a baby, then dont marry her, bam 5k a month

Obnoxious Bitch
08-16-2013, 01:39 AM
I guess Elz is going to harass Cag like hell since she is unemployed and living in California.

Autistic Spectrum
08-16-2013, 01:39 AM
marry stevey lol,

juji
08-16-2013, 01:48 AM
elz you need a deaf mexican woman with a baby, then dont marry her, bam 5k a month

No, thanks

macpro
08-16-2013, 01:48 AM
These fuking Mexcrement free loaders are pissing me off. Your fuking SSDI will be cut off.

Go back to that turd world shit hole.

juji
08-16-2013, 01:49 AM
marry stevey lol,

If he doesn't obey me, I would beat him once time then he dies due to gout overflow on his heart

steveyos
08-16-2013, 02:04 AM
wow I only make $700 a month who knew being deaf required so much more money than having a broken back and bad veins and bad heart

UofLCardfan08
08-16-2013, 04:05 AM
kill two birds with one stone, marry m0ndes exwife

timmy
08-16-2013, 04:09 AM
hey elz, uoflcardfan has very nice thick legs and round ass, marry her

timmy
08-16-2013, 04:10 AM
im sure she likes to be analcreampied

m0nde
08-16-2013, 04:33 AM
marry stevey lol,stab steff in the ears to make him deaf and marry him
you both will benefit from the increased SSI

Boar
08-16-2013, 06:48 AM
my best husband

jon
08-16-2013, 08:33 AM
this is a perfect example of what's wrong with this country, immigrants who show up from the shithole countries with no skills, and then immediately get on the dole

no worries though, after california fails, the backlash will be fantastic, tons of them will be outright murdered by angry people, both rednecks and hard, pipe-hittin' niggas

they'll have to align with prison gangs like la raza, their women will be used like cattle by all sides of the conflict, but they're catholic so they're whores anyways they won't care

and elz will be standing in the midst of it all like heepa heepa y u no want website services senors

m0nde
08-16-2013, 08:35 AM
my best husbanddoes cody still think you're iwc?

m0nde
08-16-2013, 08:36 AM
this is a perfect example of what's wrong with this country, immigrants who show up from the shithole countries with no skills, and then immediately get on the dole

no worries though, after california fails, the backlash will be fantastic, tons of them will be outright murdered by angry people, both rednecks and hard, pipe-hittin' niggas

they'll have to align with prison gangs like la raza, their women will be used like cattle by all sides of the conflict, but they're catholic so they're whores anyways they won't care

and elz will be standing in the midst of it all like heepa heepa y u no want website services senorsyup

dp thinks i dislike steffies because he doesn't work; it's not that at all
i hate the fact that he's leeching welfare and doesn't really need it

now this fag comes from mexico and the first thing he starts talking about is getting welfare

i hope it's a joke

maks
08-16-2013, 08:47 AM
I tried to tell juji that going on the dole would make it harder to get his citizenship, but he didn't care and knowing this country I'm probably wrong anyway

lnopia the great
08-16-2013, 08:48 AM
getting paid, getting laid

elz just wants to live the american dream

jon
08-16-2013, 08:51 AM
yup

dp thinks i dislike steffies because he doesn't work; it's not that at all
i hate the fact that he's leeching welfare and doesn't really need it

now this fag comes from mexico and the first thing he starts talking about is getting welfare

i hope it's a joke

stevey is an idiot though if you're an immigrant they find every penny they can to hand over

if you're a naturalized citizen they're just fucking you over whether you work or not

Boar
08-16-2013, 08:57 AM
does cody still think you're iwc?

idk does camoron because i sent him a snapchat of my speedometer set at km/h while i was blasting foreigner

m0nde
08-16-2013, 09:05 AM
post pics of yourself wearing goatskin posting gloves pics

Boar
08-16-2013, 09:10 AM
idk what that means

m0nde
08-16-2013, 09:28 AM
iwc has yellow goat skin gloves with the fingers cut off for posting

Boar
08-16-2013, 09:39 AM
oh yeah thats right i do have those

steveyos
08-16-2013, 11:15 AM
lol I'm an idiot

Autistic Spectrum
08-16-2013, 11:18 AM
stevey marry elz,not only will you make some extra bucks, it would also be the funniest thing to ever happen, make monde the best man, and ob the flower girl, let's do this,,,

Camoron
08-16-2013, 11:18 AM
idk does camoron because i sent him a snapchat of my speedometer set at km/h while i was blasting foreignerwhy kmh where are u from France or something lmao

steveyos
08-16-2013, 11:21 AM
I can't I'm an idiot yo jon said so and he's really smart

UofLCardfan08
08-16-2013, 11:22 AM
Another requirement for SSI is that the individual's resources are below a certain limit. This amount is $2,000 for a single individual and $3,000 for an individual and their spouse (whether the spouse is eligible for SSI or not), $4,000 for a child applicant with one parent living in the household, and $5,000 for a child applicant with two parents living in the household.

filthy hispanic scum

steveyos YOLO
08-16-2013, 11:26 AM
filthy hispanic scum

Post ass.

Boar
08-16-2013, 11:35 AM
why kmh where are u from France or something lmao

yeh

juji
08-16-2013, 12:11 PM
I tried to tell juji that going on the dole would make it harder to get his citizenship, but he didn't care and knowing this country I'm probably wrong anyway

What are you talking about?

Obnoxious Bitch
08-16-2013, 12:38 PM
stevey marry elz,not only will you make some extra bucks, it would also be the funniest thing to ever happen, make monde the best man, and ob the flower girl, let's do this,,,

I won't accept a role as flower girl. I better be the matron of honor!

always stevey
08-16-2013, 01:50 PM
gotta be an esier way to get my hands on a 1000 bucks.

Autistic Spectrum
08-16-2013, 02:01 PM
Hi cag :swoon:

Gentleman Doli
08-16-2013, 02:01 PM
gotta be an esier way to get my hands on a 1000 bucks.

O-0

Autistic Spectrum
08-16-2013, 02:03 PM
rare cag post SPOTTED ALERT YOUR STEAM BUDDY LIST

steveyos YOLO
08-16-2013, 02:12 PM
She'll only come out when there's drugs or money involved

always stevey
08-16-2013, 02:14 PM
She'll only come out when there's drugs or money involved

not true.

Autistic Spectrum
08-16-2013, 02:15 PM
hey cag, what's up how have u been.

always stevey
08-16-2013, 02:19 PM
since i last spoke to you (3 or 4 days ago) I can't complain I guess.

Autistic Spectrum
08-16-2013, 02:20 PM
it was a long 3 days cag, i had a couple panic attacks

m0nde
08-16-2013, 02:20 PM
cag, have you blown your pot dealer yet?

Autistic Spectrum
08-16-2013, 02:21 PM
cag got deep dicked by her drug dealer

Autistic Spectrum
08-16-2013, 02:21 PM
happiest day of her life

steveyos YOLO
08-16-2013, 02:22 PM
Cat avatar guy you owe doli an apology

Gentleman Doli
08-16-2013, 02:38 PM
Cat avatar guy you owe doli an apology

This.

always stevey
08-16-2013, 02:40 PM
I apologize. I deeply regret any distress that my actions may have caused you or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such actions at any time in the future.

juji
08-16-2013, 02:45 PM
gotta be an esier way to get my hands on a 1000 bucks.

Sorry, when before I got a social security

You told me you never marry me because you are a stripper, it's a golden rule

Autistic Spectrum
08-16-2013, 02:47 PM
you can't turn a ho into a house wife, but i bet you can get that ho to help you defraud the government

maks
02-04-2014, 11:06 PM
goat

Autistic Spectrum
06-25-2014, 09:49 PM
you can't turn a ho into a house wife, but i bet you can get that ho to help you defraud the government

lol