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juji
08-15-2013, 12:26 AM
Comments?

macpro
08-15-2013, 12:28 AM
an American what? be specific.

juji
08-15-2013, 12:33 AM
I know USA declared the independence in July 4th, 1776

Autistic Spectrum
08-15-2013, 12:33 AM
congrats elz

Ramen
08-15-2013, 12:55 AM
so you are a resident or a citizen??

juji
08-15-2013, 01:02 AM
Citizen

Ramen
08-15-2013, 01:12 AM
Citizen

congrats!! now that you're a citizen and you can vote:
https://www.facebook.com/latinosforronpaul

juji
08-15-2013, 01:25 AM
Sorry, I really don't give a shit about politics and nationalism.

steveyos YOLO
08-15-2013, 01:36 AM
Sorry.

steveyos
08-15-2013, 01:40 AM
get to clapping (rubycalaber)

steveyos
08-15-2013, 01:40 AM
Sorry.

m0nde
08-15-2013, 02:07 AM
so you went to california to get your citizenship? did you have to take the citizenship test and were you sworn in?

juji
08-15-2013, 02:11 AM
so you went to california to get your citizenship? did you have to take the citizenship test and were you sworn in?

yes

Ramen
08-15-2013, 02:33 AM
congrats! here's the national debt you inherited... divide that by the number of citizens, and that's your share... http://www.brillig.com/debt_clock/

juji
08-15-2013, 02:41 AM
It makes me wonder Ramen is too dumb to seek the problems about the country which is not my problem.

Ramen
08-15-2013, 03:08 AM
It makes me wonder Ramen is too dumb to seek the problems about the country which is not my problem.

you went from being rich in mexico to being upper middle class in the u.s. I would have stayed rich in mexico, but then again, I've never been to mexico to compare.

still, congrats!! The u.s. citizenship test I hear can't even be passed by the average natural born American....

always stevey
08-15-2013, 03:43 AM
I'm afraid of Americans. I'm afraid of the world.

BatteriWyfe
08-15-2013, 03:55 AM
1. This is not my problem
2. This is NOT fucking problem
3. You made a thread about your real life that no one cares
4. You made a thread about your problem, not me
5. You never borrow me a car if i help you
6. Why i have to read your thread which is not my problem?
7. Your car ain't mine
8. your car IS AIN'T FUCKING MINE
9. You seek help to exploit posters here
10. You're a faggot with voice changer

m0nde
08-15-2013, 04:40 AM
yesjust curious
what was your motivation for becoming an american?
are you moving to the US?

jon
08-15-2013, 06:06 AM
the colonies declared independence on july 2nd

the united states did not exist until after the ratification (questionable) of the constitution for the united states, which was not adopted until 1787, and took effect in 1789

jon
08-15-2013, 06:09 AM
you should to read a history book (http://wroth.org/books/gary_north-conspiracy_in_philly.pdf) rather than suck up state propaganda

jon
08-15-2013, 06:11 AM
elz did you even know that america is a continent

jon
08-15-2013, 06:11 AM
you were born in america, you've never not been an american

Boar
08-15-2013, 06:16 AM
i want to share so much rep with you jon but i am not allowed

Camoron
08-15-2013, 09:06 AM
Lisa made me laugh in This thread congratulations

macpro
08-15-2013, 12:18 PM
what a mistake you made elzjuji. People are giving up their citizenship to the corporation leaving
in droves. Read the 14th amendment(which was not fully ratified btw)and see what you put yourself under.

Camoron
08-15-2013, 12:19 PM
lol

macpro
08-15-2013, 12:20 PM
elz gonna get drafted into Osama's brown shirt thug domestic army.

Camoron
08-15-2013, 12:21 PM
marco pls go

macpro
08-15-2013, 12:22 PM
keep drinkin the Osama Kool-Aid.

Autistic Spectrum
08-15-2013, 12:27 PM
i hope he passes a law that we can have presidents for life, i would vote for him again and again

rubycalaber
08-15-2013, 12:35 PM
get to clapping (rubycalaber)

thanks for making this post for me

steveyos
08-15-2013, 12:37 PM
:y:

steveyos
08-15-2013, 12:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qRPzBrtYMQ

Ramen
08-15-2013, 12:57 PM
elz for president!!!

Autistic Spectrum
08-15-2013, 02:29 PM
I'm afraid of cameron.

cag, pls

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-15-2013, 02:45 PM
nice elz thats awesome

juji
08-15-2013, 02:58 PM
1. This is not my problem
2. This is NOT fucking problem
3. You made a thread about your real life that no one cares
4. You made a thread about your problem, not me
5. You never borrow me a car if i help you
6. Why i have to read your thread which is not my problem?
7. Your car ain't mine
8. your car IS AIN'T FUCKING MINE
9. You seek help to exploit posters here
10. You're a faggot with voice changer

This thread is not a problem, is an achivement

juji
08-15-2013, 03:00 PM
just curious
what was your motivation for becoming an american?
are you moving to the US?

US governement is very good, they could give me money for being disabled with social security.

If I get a job there.

juji
08-15-2013, 03:01 PM
you should to read a history book (http://wroth.org/books/gary_north-conspiracy_in_philly.pdf) rather than suck up state propaganda


elz did you even know that america is a continent


the colonies declared independence on july 2nd

the united states did not exist until after the ratification (questionable) of the constitution for the united states, which was not adopted until 1787, and took effect in 1789


Yeah, but these aren't answers to exam.

macpro
08-15-2013, 03:04 PM
just curious
what was your motivation for becoming an american?
are you moving to the US?


he wants to be a slave to a cabal of ruthless corrupt POS.

steveyos
08-15-2013, 03:05 PM
I would definitely fail the america test because I know less about history/politics/etc than anyone else on the planet because I'm not fucking gay

UofLCardfan08
08-15-2013, 03:06 PM
US governement is very good, they could give me money for being disabled with social security.

If I get a job there.

Get the fuck out!

You are nothing but a burden upon our society and the back of every hard working American tax payer. Go back to what ever shithole country you were born in and beg on the street corner for a handout for your bullshit disability.

FUCK OFF PAEDRO!

steveyos
08-15-2013, 03:06 PM
I can list uhhh george washtiong abraham lincon george w bush george bush bill clinton barack obama harry truman richard nixon that's all the presdidents I can think of, idk any year for any major event besides sep 11 2001 and ww2 was some time aorund 1942 I know that because of battlefield 1942, idk what year the slaves were freed or when july 4th first happened, I don't know my social security number, because I'm not a fucking gay

steveyos
08-15-2013, 03:07 PM
I will never be marco or uofcagfan and I could not be happier about that

macpro
08-15-2013, 03:08 PM
Hitler killed worthless eaters like you stevy. Osama care is way worse than Hitlers T-4.

Autistic Spectrum
08-15-2013, 03:10 PM
THE STATUE OF BIGOTRY READS AND I QUOTE, BRING ME YOUR POOR, YOUR WEAK, YOUR HUDDLED MASSES,

juji
08-15-2013, 03:11 PM
what a mistake you made elzjuji. People are giving up their citizenship to the corporation leaving
in droves. Read the 14th amendment(which was not fully ratified btw)and see what you put yourself under.

Their OWN problems, not me.

Autistic Spectrum
08-15-2013, 03:12 PM
elz ask them if you can vote retroactively for obama

juji
08-15-2013, 03:14 PM
i hope he passes a law that we can have presidents for life, i would vote for him again and again

When I become new president

I will make a new act:

-Cut off US defense budget and give to NASA so we can move excluding niggers to Mars before the earth is ruined by niggers.

Camoron
08-15-2013, 03:16 PM
there you go elz, you exclude those niggers

macpro
08-15-2013, 03:16 PM
Their OWN problems, not me.


you're more ignorant than I thought. This is why we don't need anymore low level Mexican morons
in this country voting to abolish all our rights.

you made it your problem you brainwashed little turd.

juji
08-15-2013, 03:16 PM
elz for president!!!


nice elz thats awesome


Thanks!

I will make another act:

-Transgenic foods should be labelled.

-Marihuana is legal instead of Tobacco, all states.

Autistic Spectrum
08-15-2013, 03:17 PM
macro your insane,

juji
08-15-2013, 03:19 PM
Get the fuck out!

You are nothing but a burden upon our society and the back of every hard working American tax payer. Go back to what ever shithole country you were born in and beg on the street corner for a handout for your bullshit disability.

FUCK OFF PAEDRO!

woah that's very mean, you should know US is land of immigrants. Federals always say "Welcome to America!" instead of Border Patrols.

I can work without hearing dependent.

Camoron
08-15-2013, 03:19 PM
elz, you cant be president, not ever,sorry

juji
08-15-2013, 03:20 PM
there you go elz, you exclude those niggers

"Niggers" don't mean normal black people, just criminals

Autistic Spectrum
08-15-2013, 03:20 PM
well obama was born in africa he just faked his birth cert.

macpro
08-15-2013, 03:21 PM
macro your insane,


well we will see about that when the DHS and UN roll into your town. They just might rape and kill your wife and kids in front of you. I thought you were a little more awake than the other fuking turd eaters here. guess not.

juji
08-15-2013, 03:22 PM
you're more ignorant than I thought. This is why we don't need anymore low level Mexican morons
in this country voting to abolish all our rights.

you made it your problem you brainwashed little turd.

Why should I care about the politics? all smart people shouldn't care about the politics, they keep working and give better life to their families.

Anyone who cares about the politics has no future as yourself.

juji
08-15-2013, 03:23 PM
elz ask them if you can vote retroactively for obama

If i ask that, a lot of uneducated americans would kill me.

Camoron
08-15-2013, 03:23 PM
fucking turd eater

Autistic Spectrum
08-15-2013, 03:24 PM
marco, the blue u.n. trucks are already in my town, murdering and killing everyone in the name of the democrat party aka the illuminati

Autistic Spectrum
08-15-2013, 03:25 PM
the lamestream media want's you to believe that there just your weekly trash pickup and there not u.n. death squads and there just garbage trucks, but of course braack has control of them as well

macpro
08-15-2013, 03:25 PM
Why should I care about the politics? all smart people shouldn't care about the politics, they keep working and give better life to their families.

Anyone who cares about the politics has no future as yourself.

take some advice. Go live in Baja and forget about Cag-Fornia.

juji
08-15-2013, 03:28 PM
take some advice. Go live in Baja and forget about Cag-Fornia.

Social Security gives me 2,000 per month :)

Camoron
08-15-2013, 03:30 PM
elz makes 24,000 dollars a year for being a deaf... the world isnt fair

macpro
08-15-2013, 03:30 PM
Social Security gives me 2,000 per month :)

you another Stevey?

juji
08-15-2013, 03:33 PM
you another Stevey?

Stevey isn't deaf, just sloth.




Marco, look at that I'm going to get it could save me a lot of fuel every years.

http://www.teslamotors.com/true-cost-of-ownership

Autistic Spectrum
08-15-2013, 03:34 PM
god bless america,

macpro
08-15-2013, 03:38 PM
Stevey isn't deaf, just sloth.




Marco, look at that I'm going to get it could save me a lot of fuel every years.

http://www.teslamotors.com/true-cost-of-ownership

welp you're shit out of luck when the grid goes down. Unless you have a way to charge your battries.

Hey Elz, I have a bridge in Brooklyn I think you'll like.

Camoron
08-15-2013, 03:39 PM
the seven deadly sins, pride, wrath, sloth, greed, envy, gluttony and deaf

juji
08-15-2013, 03:40 PM
welp you're shit out of luck when the grid goes down. Unless you have a way to charge your battries.

Hey Elz, I have a bridge in Brooklyn I think you'll like.

http://www.teslamotors.com/supercharger

"for free"


I heard about Rochester, NY where dp lives, there are cheap houses, I might check them

Autistic Spectrum
08-15-2013, 03:40 PM
it's pretyt easy to make your own electricity compared to digging liquefied dead dinosaurs out of the ground and setting them on fire so your honda civic goes vroom

steveyos
08-15-2013, 03:41 PM
just send the lizards away and the earth will get better

Autistic Spectrum
08-15-2013, 03:41 PM
elz don't move to ny, move to the south, way better weather

steveyos
08-15-2013, 03:41 PM
how am I a sloth lol

macpro
08-15-2013, 03:42 PM
it's pretyt easy to make your own electricity compared to digging liquefied dead dinosaurs out of the ground and setting them on fire so your honda civic goes vroom

point irrelevant ITT.

Autistic Spectrum
08-15-2013, 03:43 PM
if you don't have a job a house and 2 cars in the driveway, then what the fuck are u even doing

Autistic Spectrum
08-15-2013, 03:43 PM
marco, you ever see the postman staring kevin constaner, well in 5 years ya, we are basically going to be living like that, thanks to the dem's in the white house

macpro
08-15-2013, 03:44 PM
Rochester is full of Ricans. dp you a Rican?

juji
08-15-2013, 03:44 PM
elz don't move to ny, move to the south, way better weather

annoying cold?

Camoron
08-15-2013, 03:46 PM
if ive learned anytihng its that democrats are retarded and bad at finances, thasts why red states all have surplus budgets and pay more out than they receive from the federal government in benefits, and not the other way around, except thats compeltely the opposite for the most part

Autistic Spectrum
08-15-2013, 03:56 PM
brutal winters

Boar
08-15-2013, 04:25 PM
just wait until i perfect my secret method to make my house and car run on rep

Boar
08-15-2013, 04:26 PM
it is for the reps

rose west
08-15-2013, 04:27 PM
Comments?

Are you an overweight arrogant homo?

Camoron
08-15-2013, 04:27 PM
i am

juji
08-15-2013, 07:11 PM
Are you an overweight arrogant homo?

I doubt it a lot

Autistic Spectrum
08-15-2013, 07:33 PM
i am fat as fuck, but guess what, my ass is at least smaller than rose wests HUGE ASS

juji
08-15-2013, 07:35 PM
Yeah, Rose wests ass is definetly HUGE than Female fat nigger ass

Autistic Spectrum
08-15-2013, 07:36 PM
rose west has got dat badonk a dunk

Autistic Spectrum
08-15-2013, 07:37 PM
rose west let's have a good old fashion twerk off

steveyos YOLO
08-15-2013, 07:48 PM
I would kick rose wets in her nasty cunt

Obnoxious Bitch
08-16-2013, 02:04 PM
well obama was born in africa he just faked his birth cert.

Birthers like you are the biggest idiots out there. It would make no difference if Obama was born on the moon. As long as his mother was a US Citizen when she gave birth to him, so is he. That makes this birther shit a moot issue.

steveyos
08-16-2013, 03:13 PM
that's what I love about ob he's been here for 50 years and still can't tell none of us non-lizards don't actaully fucking care about politics and dp not only didn't mean what he said but wouldn't give a fuck either way

Autistic Spectrum
08-16-2013, 03:14 PM
Birthers like you are the biggest idiots out there. It would make no difference if Obama was born on the moon. As long as his mother was a US Citizen when she gave birth to him, so is he. That makes this birther shit a moot issue.

steveyos
08-16-2013, 03:26 PM
SO you'd like to fight a "war" as futile as the Xtian right's is against the obviously atheist government. Me gonna enjoy the lulz.

m0nde
08-16-2013, 03:55 PM
Birthers like you are the biggest idiots out there. It would make no difference if Obama was born on the moon. As long as his mother was a US Citizen when she gave birth to him, so is he. That makes this birther shit a moot issue.despite the fact that this birther shit is crazy, you're wrong you cannot become a US citizen just because your other was born there; the US doesn't allow that

don't say shit like this without looking it up, you tend to do this alot

Obnoxious Bitch
08-16-2013, 03:58 PM
despite the fact that this birther shit is crazy, you're wrong you cannot become a US citizen just because your other was born there; the US doesn't allow that

don't say shit like this without looking it up, you tend to do this alot

If either parent is a US citizen at the time of birth, the child is as well. If neither parent is a US citizen but the child is born in the US (anchor babies), they are still US citizens.

Obnoxious Bitch
08-16-2013, 04:02 PM
Statute, by parentage

Under certain circumstances, children may acquire U.S. citizenship from their parents. From 1940 until 1978, a child born abroad who acquired U.S. citizenship at birth but had only one U.S. citizen parent had to fulfill a "retention requirement" of residing, or being physically present, in the United States or its outlying possessions for a certain number of years before reaching a specified age. Otherwise the child would not retain the U.S. citizenship (hence the name "retention requirement"). The retention requirement was changed several times, eliminated in 1978, and subsequently eliminated with retroactive effect in 1994.[6]
Children born overseas to married parents

The following conditions affect children born outside the U.S. and its outlying possessions to married parents (special conditions affect children born out of wedlock: see below):[7]

If both parents are U.S. citizens, the child is a citizen if either of the parents has ever had a residence in the U.S. prior to the child's birth
If one parent is a U.S. citizen and the other parent is a U.S. national, the child is a citizen if the U.S. citizen parent has lived in the U.S. for a continuous period of at least one year prior to the child's birth
If one parent is a U.S. citizen and the other parent is not, the child is a citizen if
the U.S. citizen parent has been "physically present"[8] in the U.S. before the child's birth for a total period of at least five years, and
at least two of those five years were after the U.S. citizen parent's fourteenth birthday.[9]

Children born overseas out of wedlock

There is an asymmetry in the way citizenship status of children born overseas to unmarried parents, only one of whom is a U.S. citizen, is handled.

Title 8 U.S.C. § 1409 paragraph (c) provides that children born abroad after December 24, 1952 to unmarried American mothers are U.S. citizens, as long as the mother has lived in the U.S. for a continuous period of at least one year at any time prior to the birth.

8 U.S.C. § 1409 paragraph (a) provides that children born to American fathers unmarried to the children's non-American mothers are considered U.S. citizens only if the father meets the "physical presence" conditions described above, and the father takes several actions:

Unless deceased, has agreed to provide financial support to the child until he reaches 18,
Establish paternity by clear and convincing evidence and, while the person is under the age of 18 years
the person is legitimated under the law of the person’s residence or domicile,
the father acknowledges paternity of the person in writing under oath, or
the paternity of the person is established by adjudication of a competent court.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthright_citizenship_in_the_United_States

m0nde
08-16-2013, 04:03 PM
If either parent is a US citizen at the time of birth, the child is as well. If neither parent is a US citizen but the child is born in the US (anchor babies), they are still US citizens.this is false

this was a huge issue during the vietnam war when soldiers knocked up women in vietnam
the US is one of the countries in the world that DOES NOT allow a person to be a citizen simply because their parents are

countries in europe on the other hand do allow this, they're huge on repatriating war orphans

the flipside of this is that a child born in the US can be anchor babies providing a reason for parents to claim refugee status or reason for immigration

again, go look it up before talking shit

m0nde
08-16-2013, 04:05 PM
Statute, by parentage

Under certain circumstances, children may acquire U.S. citizenship from their parents. From 1940 until 1978, a child born abroad who acquired U.S. citizenship at birth but had only one U.S. citizen parent had to fulfill a "retention requirement" of residing, or being physically present, in the United States or its outlying possessions for a certain number of years before reaching a specified age. Otherwise the child would not retain the U.S. citizenship (hence the name "retention requirement"). The retention requirement was changed several times, eliminated in 1978, and subsequently eliminated with retroactive effect in 1994.[6]
Children born overseas to married parents

The following conditions affect children born outside the U.S. and its outlying possessions to married parents (special conditions affect children born out of wedlock: see below):[7]

If both parents are U.S. citizens, the child is a citizen if either of the parents has ever had a residence in the U.S. prior to the child's birth
If one parent is a U.S. citizen and the other parent is a U.S. national, the child is a citizen if the U.S. citizen parent has lived in the U.S. for a continuous period of at least one year prior to the child's birth
If one parent is a U.S. citizen and the other parent is not, the child is a citizen if
the U.S. citizen parent has been "physically present"[8] in the U.S. before the child's birth for a total period of at least five years, and
at least two of those five years were after the U.S. citizen parent's fourteenth birthday.[9]

Children born overseas out of wedlock

There is an asymmetry in the way citizenship status of children born overseas to unmarried parents, only one of whom is a U.S. citizen, is handled.

Title 8 U.S.C. § 1409 paragraph (c) provides that children born abroad after December 24, 1952 to unmarried American mothers are U.S. citizens, as long as the mother has lived in the U.S. for a continuous period of at least one year at any time prior to the birth.

8 U.S.C. § 1409 paragraph (a) provides that children born to American fathers unmarried to the children's non-American mothers are considered U.S. citizens only if the father meets the "physical presence" conditions described above, and the father takes several actions:

Unless deceased, has agreed to provide financial support to the child until he reaches 18,
Establish paternity by clear and convincing evidence and, while the person is under the age of 18 years
the person is legitimated under the law of the person’s residence or domicile,
the father acknowledges paternity of the person in writing under oath, or
the paternity of the person is established by adjudication of a competent court.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthright_citizenship_in_the_United_Statesso since 1994 the law changed?
then why has the birther movement not just been shown that in a big public forum and had the issue killed?

Gentleman Doli
08-16-2013, 04:05 PM
this is false

this was a huge issue during the vietnam war when soldiers knocked up women in vietnam
the US is one of the countries in the world that DOES NOT allow a person to be a citizen simply because their parents are

countries in europe on the other hand do allow this, they're huge on repatriating war orphans

the flipside of this is that a child born in the US can be anchor babies providing a reason for parents to claim refugee status or reason for immigration

again, go look it up before talking shit

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Gentleman Doli
08-16-2013, 04:06 PM
so since 1994 the law changed?
then why has the birther movement not just been shown that in a big public forum and had the issue killed?

Because it's not a matter of Obama not being a U.S. citizen it's a matter of Obama not being born on American soil, a requirement for the presidency. Ur such a maroon

Gentleman Doli
08-16-2013, 04:07 PM
(obama was born on us soil though lol)

m0nde
08-16-2013, 04:07 PM
Because it's not a matter of Obama not being a U.S. citizen it's a matter of Obama not being born on American soil, a requirement for the presidency. Ur such a maroonso what ob is saying is moot

rose west
08-16-2013, 04:54 PM
rose west let's have a good old fashion twerk off

I don't twerk with infected homo assholes like you.

Autistic Spectrum
08-16-2013, 04:59 PM
why are you mean to me rose, that's not very kiwi of you

Autistic Spectrum
08-16-2013, 04:59 PM
also lol at this birther debate,

steveyos
08-16-2013, 05:08 PM
also lol at this birther debate,

juji
08-16-2013, 05:16 PM
I didn't read OB and m0nde posts, because they believe the politics can change for posting here

rose west
08-16-2013, 06:17 PM
If I was an American then I'd have a fat ass.