mob mentalities are retarded

[oOBatteryOo]

the general public is also retarded

[maks]

That's nice. Leave.

[oOBatteryOo]

you'll be happier if you stay out of my topics you repulsive slag

[rootbeer]

It s a good thing you dont agree with mob mentalities because everyone is going to hate you here

[oOBatteryOo]

It does get rather tedious and boring having that try-hard douchebag slag follow me around for attention

[Gentleman Doli]

Hi! Welcome to YTMNSFW. Please read the rules (no porn, no mean names, the usual!), but otherwise, we can't wait for you to start posting and "show us your stuff" ;). I know we might seem like a small forum now, but I get the feeling we're really about to take off. We like to joke around here, but we can be serious too.

[Gentleman Doli]

My name is Linda, and I help run the forums along with my "loyal deputies" clay and ruby. One piece of advice: do NOT mention snickers around clay. It will set him off and really make my job a lot harder.

[oOBatteryOo]

I showed my mum your avatar

[rootbeer]

My name is Garland and im here to fuck.

[Gentleman Doli]

My name is Garland and im here to fuck.

Haha, this is Garland. He's the "crazy one". BUT once you get a handle on him, you realize he's as thoughtful as the rest of us! Give him the chance!

[oOBatteryOo]

My name is Garland and im here to fuck.

You realise I will not stop this textual harassment of you unless you say "Lisa, please stop textually harassing me"

[oOBatteryOo]

Haha, this is Garland. He's the "crazy one". BUT once you get a handle on him, you realize he's as thoughtful as the rest of us! Give him the chance!

You!
*points accusingly*
Show me your penis :34:

[Gentleman Doli]

You realise I will not stop this textual harassment of you unless you say "Lisa, please stop textually harassing me"

You're a girl?! Hey, Lisa! We have plenty of room for the fairer sex on our site. Could ya post some pictures for us so we can add you to the YTMNSFWBook? It's just a little scrapbook we've put together over the years of all the people who've posted here.

[oOBatteryOo]

http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/ladykillmonger/pyjamas.jpg

[rootbeer]

http://i.imgur.com/3vGLk.jpg

[oOBatteryOo]

lol

awesome

I'm going to make that my new desktop picture

[rootbeer]

youre welcome

[oOBatteryOo]

youre welcome

show me your nipples

[blumpkin blownuts]

My name is Garland and im here to fuck.

Ole!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH HOLY. FUCKING. SHITAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[blumpkin blownuts]

mother of god
lady just how many Y chromosomes do ya fuckin got?

[oOBatteryOo]

*is pleased and cumming in pants*

[o0Battery0o]

*is not amused with dumb bitches pretending to be me*

[oOBatteryOo]

meanwhile you're not too sure what's going on or what to do with my textual cuddle tactic on you

[o0Battery0o]

i would never cuddle with a defcon 5 code red mega whore like you

dickhead slut

[oOBatteryOo]

*massive grin*

[blumpkin blownuts]

annnnd that's 5, yes fiiiive posts in a ro-hoooooow, so now, it's time to reveal:
Who The Fuck Are You Talking Toooo!!! <bells, buzzers, audience cheers hysterically>

[maks]

this chick is out of her fucking mind I'll bet she has nudes

[o0Battery0o]

you dont even know maks. ill show you mine if you show me yours. ill go first man up. bitch.

http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/ladykillmonger/pegsgd5.jpg

[oOBatteryOo]

am I misbehaving again?

http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/ladykillmonger/a1.jpg

[Gentleman Doli]

this chick is out of her fucking mind I'll bet she has nudes

if she does, she had better upload them soon. the admin contest is coming up.

[maks]

you dont even know maks. ill show you mine if you show me yours. ill go first man up. bitch.

http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/ladykillmonger/pegsgd5.jpg

oh so you're a whore. awesome, we could use a whore. I'm not going to show you anything because I am not a whore and don't give the slightest bit of a fuck what you think about anything ever

[o0Battery0o]

im a dirty little whore.

post your cocks boys i need to fap

[oOBatteryOo]

thanks for derailing you cheap mindless tramp

just because you're an advertisement on how a young bored snot faced female doesn't have a clue doesn't mean the rest of us are

[o0Battery0o]

just because I have dual mentality syndrome doesnt mean Im not a mob.

I will rape you.

[maks]

I think I can speak for the forum when I say nobody gives a shit about any of this and you should be ashamed of yourself

[oOBatteryOo]

I think I can speak for the forum when I say nobody gives a shit about any of this and you should be ashamed of yourself

as long as you're not hurt it's ok

you'll struggle on right?

[o0Battery0o]

Ill rub my stinky prissy twat all over this forum and queef as I please.

GOOD DAY SIR! I SAID GOOD DAY!

[oOBatteryOo]

I thinks it's cute when you think you do

[blumpkin blownuts]

australians have such common bone structure, for a caucasoid people
kinda like how irish are i guess
but australians all have this weird sunken xygomatic bone makes them look like they do nothing but punch each other in the eyes all day long

[oOBatteryOo]

australians have such common bone structure, for a caucasoid people
kinda like how irish are i guess
but australians all have this weird sunken xygomatic bone makes them look like they do nothing but punch each other in the eyes all day long

but do people get shitty about your love of unconsciousness?

[o0Battery0o]

youre cute.

[oOBatteryOo]

youre cute.

just bring your penis here

[o0Battery0o]

i hear you can suck the html off a forum.

Skank.

[blumpkin blownuts]

but do people get shitty about your love of unconsciousness?

coma.
and yes of course they do, online and off. some things take getting used to.
then other things take alotttttt of getting used to.

[oOBatteryOo]

sure I know all the cocks

[blumpkin blownuts]

 
just because you're an advertisement on how a young bored snot faced female doesn't have a clue doesn't mean the rest of us are
ok this one is barry im pretty sure

[o0Battery0o]

the fake lisa is such a slut.

slutting around.

being a slutty mc slutster.

Stupid slut.

[oOBatteryOo]

ok this one is barry im pretty sure

^ object of my desire and obsession

[o0Battery0o]

I love Sancho.

I want to get lost in his jungle crotch love

[blumpkin blownuts]

hmm idk if he logged out or not
just gonna say he did

[Desolation]

i hope this angel comes back. I will win her over.

[Desolation]

http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/ladykillmonger/hair20tied20back.jpg

my favorite. Very Natalie Portman. Grazing my clit softly until she returns.

[Dustin]

http://i.imgur.com/3vGLk.jpg

omg :bush: :bush: :bush:

[Dustin]

Also can you please post a full body picture, I have 5 dollars riding on you being fat.

[maks]

she's not fat, there's a couple of body pictures floating around. she does have a young boy's hips and breasts though.

[rootbeer]

i hope this angel comes back. I will win her over.

background poster #392

[blumpkin blownuts]

"sitting on the floor"
it should be said that was one of the funniest posts all year here and maybe the funniest ever from rb

[lnopia the great]

she does have a young boy's hips and breasts though.

yes please

[lnopia the great]

modified stompleb quote

[Plug Drugs]

fact of the matter is, we need vagina here
i need to see some signs on cam before i can make a verdict

[maks]

modified stompleb quote

do you have these jeans in my size?

[lnopia the great]

fact of the matter is, we need vagina here
i need to see some signs on cam before i can make a verdict

take that internet pussy to pound town bra

[Gentleman Doli]

mob mentalities are retarded.

*posts pics of tits after one guy with an alucard avatar tells you to*

[Dustin]

she's not fat, there's a couple of body pictures floating around. she does have a young boy's hips and breasts though.

a bitch with no boobs is no bitch at all.

[maks]

a bitch with no boobs is no bitch at all.

I agree in spirit, but if I'm looking for a quick fuck I don't care if she has tits I don't even care if she takes her shirt off

[lnopia the great]

i might even be able to play hockey soon STOKED

[maks]

why 34?

[maks]

wouldn't :popcorn: be easier? I don't get the lizard forum

[blumpkin blownuts]

34 lumber, 84 - 50 = 34 it's this supermeme currently buzzing about 84 lumber and 50-cent

[maks]

I'm not sure what you mean but if it's some stupid meme I'm not surprised :lizard:.com is all about it, that seems to be all they do there is throw memes at each other. it's like the worst of ytmnd, circa 2008

[Gentleman Doli]

Tims HOle is damaged

[Gentleman Doli]

im not reading any of this shit

[maks]

battery, being a huge whore, has so much more to offer than anyone else at that place. They don't appreciate her, they complain about her constantly, because they're shit posters and don't understand how much content a filthy whore can bring to the table. I think I'm going to write battery a nice PM and encourage her to migrate here, where we recognize talent rather than try to squash it.

[lnopia the great]

im not reading any of this shit

please read my posts

[maks]

idc, she's a whore and that's good enough for me. I'll take your word for it that queen mud is a whore, but she's not posting nudes every 2 minutes and talking about how much she craves dick all the time so she's basically a whore who pretends not to be a whore and I don't have any patience for that

[Gentleman Doli]

please read my posts

are they good

[Gentleman Doli]

or is it this girl being a whore and then everyone else talking about theyre 401ks for 50 pages

[lnopia the great]

some pretty sweet facts abotu the lizard forum grats

[Gentleman Doli]

She does all that shit in PM's. that eatshitanddie dude said she sent him a 20 min vid of her fapping and whatnot. She told me she's a size 18 so whatever. I have one of her tit pics printed out and you can see how she's sucking in her gut.

Oh for real?

[maks]

again, if it's not out in the open idgaf. too much work, not worth it.

[Gentleman Doli]

Yes cody. Good job. *pats u on hte back with tru sincerity*

[lnopia the great]

She does all that shit in PM's. that eatshitanddie dude said she sent him a 20 min vid of her fapping and whatnot. She told me she's a size 18 so whatever. I have one of her tit pics printed out and you can see how she's sucking in her gut.

asays the guy who doesnt even look at that place anymore

[lnopia the great]

anyways here is a pic of me playing tiberian sun like a boss

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb138/lnopia/misc/wannabe.jpg


i used names like bunny936 so i looked like a little kid and play against high ranked players and rape their rank

[lnopia the great]

the blue text is me private chatting with a guy claiming to be one of the bad boy hackers in the game lmao

[lnopia the great]

whoever zabuza is ios probably realyl stupid

[lnopia the great]

because i was always the first one shit talking

[lnopia the great]

to his credit he did crash my game but all it takes to do that is send a msg exceeding ingame character limit through irc and he said he would ddos me

[Gentleman Doli]

RIP lnopia. You may be hacked, but you will not be forgotten.

[lnopia the great]

this was 10 years ago f*ck

[Gentleman Doli]

bunny939

[o0Battery0o]

Im looking for a man to hold me with his strong arms when its cold and raining out

Any takers?

http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/ladykillmonger/me.jpg

[maks]

No, but I'll roll you joints and stick my dick in you from time to time.

[o0Battery0o]

Oh daddy Maks

You dont say? And what else?

[maks]

That's about it. You can call me with computer problems but I'm pretty much going to tell you to unplug your router for 30 seconds or go buy a mac

[o0Battery0o]

I would never buy a mac.

Not as good for porn.

I find women to be too uptight about their sexuality. I find sex so invigorating. It really enlightens me and gives me time to think about where Im going in my life.

[maks]

Macs are better for porn, you can go to the really flaky russian and chinese sites without worrying about getting infected

[o0Battery0o]

I choose to make my own!

[maks]

Good luck making a laptop

[Desolation]

she's so majestic.

[maks]

she's so majestic.

yeah I know, a diamond in the rough this one

[Gentleman Doli]

lol this girl is annoying

[maks]

you think everyone who isn't terror baby is annoying cause you're in loooooooooovvvveee

[o0Battery0o]

Im in looooooooooooove with Maks

He's my king!

And hes so cute!

;*

[maks]

damn right I'm cute

[o0Battery0o]

show your cock.

SHOW IT TO MOMMA

[maks]

maybe later, I'm about to watch ironman 2

[o0Battery0o]

make sure you return with your iron cawk :D

[maks]

If I was downloading it on my cock it would be done already because my cock has more than 5 seeds *zing*

[maks]

seriously this torrent sucks it's way too fucking slow

[Gentleman Doli]

you think everyone who isn't terror baby is annoying cause you're in loooooooooovvvveee

Im in love with terror baby.

[Gentleman Doli]

I want to have sex wiwth a girl irl... pleas e someone anyone

[maks]

oh fatima I want to give you butterfly kisses

[o0Battery0o]

maks

how can you stand this creepr?

[blumpkin blownuts]

this was 10 years ago f*ck

he might not be patched on 139 then, fuckin winnuke his ass

[blumpkin blownuts]

I want to have sex wiwth a girl irl... pleas e someone anyone

still no faster way to get fucked than craiglist