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maks
04-02-2012, 07:40 AM
Hi Mark,

Recently your Dropbox has been feeling kind of lonely :-(

As a reminder, Dropbox lets you:
• Get to all your files from any computer or phone.
• Share documents, photos and entire folders easily.
• Restore your stuff in a snap even if your computer melts down.
If you need a refresher course, check out our tour.

We hope you come back to Dropbox!
- The Dropbox Team


Dear Dropbox, after receiving your email I made sure to cancel my Dropbox account, remove the software from my work machine, and will advise my customers against using it. Suck my dick.

boobz
04-02-2012, 08:21 AM
Seriously though, what's wrong with Dropbox. I've only used it a handful of times but its alright yeh?

maks
04-02-2012, 12:12 PM
It was alright until they started sending me emails begging me to use it more. As soon as that email came in the decision was made to never use dropbox again and trash it to anyone who asks me about it.

maks
04-02-2012, 12:20 PM
I had an uno game on my phone, it was alright but then after a week or so it popped up in the notification area asking me why I hadn't played uno lately. I immediately uninstalled it, gave it 1 star on the market, and wrote a letter to the developers requesting they suck my dick whilst fondling my balls

maks
04-02-2012, 03:34 PM
have you tried writing back and suggesting they suck your dick?

Gentleman Doli
04-02-2012, 04:02 PM
Fail.

Garfield
04-02-2012, 04:05 PM
i just transplanted my summer squash yesterday and after a brief shower they are already producing flowers i wonder if i can grow weed

boobz
04-02-2012, 04:31 PM
You realize that those little reminder emails from companies are all just part of effective marketing. It's as silly to say "as soon as I got the confirmation of account email, i immediately deleted my account".

Plug Drugs
04-02-2012, 05:50 PM
i feel like i'm being harassed,
but that's part of the reason i never read my email for anything except for forum/website activations
i have about 10 different emails that i created to switch through for forum raids like years ago

maks
04-02-2012, 09:35 PM
You realize that those little reminder emails from companies are all just part of effective marketing. It's as silly to say "as soon as I got the confirmation of account email, i immediately deleted my account".

If it's such effective marketing then why am I getting annoyed and canceling my account? by continuing to do business with companies that harass me I am encouraging then to get douchier and douchier. In a way this is your fault for being too lethargic to act accordingly when you're getting screwed.

Chronic Munchies
04-02-2012, 09:42 PM
effective marketing is determined by dragons. are you a dragon? no, so it is safe to say you have no room to speak on the matter.

maks
04-02-2012, 09:59 PM
Please don't do this

Gentleman Doli
04-02-2012, 10:39 PM
I turned away from my daughter so she wouldn't see the hi my name is Kiki in my eyes.

oOBatteryOo
04-02-2012, 10:41 PM
I'm with you fruitloops

rootbeer
04-02-2012, 10:44 PM
hi my name is garland i was a posterntil i could no longer breathe, i used to enjoy general doli jokes. now those faggots rot in hell. if you believe in garland post this in 5 threads or you will see clay standing over your bed at the strike of midnight... ^_^ or it could be a kiss from ur love!!!!

oOBatteryOo
04-02-2012, 10:51 PM
a magical butterfly flew out of your butt:wiggle::fart:

Gentleman Doli
04-02-2012, 10:51 PM
http://www.rubycalaber.com/forums/image.php?u=17&dateline=1333424837
Some men just want to watch the world burn.

boobz
04-02-2012, 10:52 PM
im cumming

oOBatteryOo
04-02-2012, 10:57 PM
im cumming

you smell like musty old books and sour milk

blumpkin blownuts
04-02-2012, 11:24 PM
and you sound like salad fingers
now get out


LIZARDDDDDDD LIZARRDDDD EVERYONE THIS IS A BONAFIED LIZARD

***ALERT*** LIZARD INBOUND ON 285, FL 500 AND DROPPING, SCRAMBLE. I REPEAT, SCRAMBLE

oOBatteryOo
04-02-2012, 11:25 PM
and you sound like salad fingers
now get out


LIZARDDDDDDD LIZARRDDDD EVERYONE THIS IS A BONAFIED LIZARD

yes

now everyone I love won't play with me

they all hate me today

screw you, I won't stop loving you

that is your punishment for abandoning me

blumpkin blownuts
04-02-2012, 11:28 PM
I AM ABANDONMENT

nobody here there or anywhere better forget that. ever.

rootbeer
04-02-2012, 11:29 PM
yes

now everyone I love won't play with me

they all hate me today

screw you, I won't stop loving you

that is your punishment for abandoning me

if it makes u feel any better blumpkin blownuts has a mustache that literally looks like vincent price

oOBatteryOo
04-02-2012, 11:29 PM
I AM ABANDONMENT

nobody here there or anywhere better forget that. ever.

this comment is an attempt at something.... I just have no idea what

blumpkin blownuts
04-02-2012, 11:30 PM
stay away or get caught in the blast. that's all.

oOBatteryOo
04-02-2012, 11:31 PM
if it makes u feel any better blumpkin blownuts has a mustache that literally looks like vincent price

LOL


stay away or get caught in the blast. that's all.

what exactly in that ever so complex and complicated sentence did I fail to comprehend?

Is there some kind of underlying subtlety I have missed?

blumpkin blownuts
04-02-2012, 11:33 PM
my moustach doesn't look like anyone it looks like hair
more accurately it looks like a couple long nose hairs that i refused to yank

rootbeer
04-02-2012, 11:34 PM
my moustach doesn't look like anyone it looks like hair
more accurately it looks like a couple long nose hairs that i refused to yank

confirmed for pencil mustache

oOBatteryOo
04-02-2012, 11:35 PM
I have pubes on my vagina, I don't think it smells like roses but my farts do and my poos smell like strawberries

o0Battery0o
04-02-2012, 11:41 PM
Dont listen to her

She has a beard on her vagina and a jungle her asshole

I on the other hand am refined and sexilicious

blumpkin blownuts
04-02-2012, 11:43 PM
mother of god
lady, just how many people are posting on that account?

o0Battery0o
04-02-2012, 11:44 PM
ive seen all the dicks.

if you send me a pic of your cock ill send you a pic of my twat

oOBatteryOo
04-02-2012, 11:48 PM
mother of god
lady, just how many people are posting on that account?

I've got Rose peeing in my profile, may as well have people farting in this topic

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 12:19 AM
Rose farts in all the topics she shits in, she may as well pee in your twat to so youll shut the fuck up

Impostering as the real Lisa. Fucking fake skank bitch.

I am Lisa

oOBatteryOo
04-03-2012, 12:26 AM
you are male

blumpkin blownuts
04-03-2012, 12:27 AM
sure, but maybe if you got a different haircut?...

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 12:42 AM
I know I have the body of teenage boy with greaser hair but Ive tricked gay guys into fucking me.

That counts

SHUT UP IT COUNTS

oOBatteryOo
04-03-2012, 12:45 AM
I know I have the body of teenage boy with greaser hair but Ive tricked gay guys into fucking me.

That counts

SHUT UP IT COUNTS

that's MY job bitch

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 12:46 AM
I am you doing your job

Just stick another battery innnnnnn


OooooooooOOooOOo

oOBatteryOo
04-03-2012, 12:53 AM
that'd be ok if I hadn't put up with a 50 year old female troll who was completely obsessed with me for 7 years who called herself "Kitty"

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 12:57 AM
Ive got the claws

Ima kitty

meow meow

I'm Lisa

blumpkin blownuts
04-03-2012, 12:58 AM
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o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 01:01 AM
its cute when you fail at image posting.

i like the cuties.

*cuddles*

blumpkin blownuts
04-03-2012, 01:04 AM
oh. uh just quote the post and go to the link if you wanna see it that bad its kittie