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Gentleman Doli
08-08-2013, 10:44 AM
lol

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 10:45 AM
the dawn of a new era,,,

Gentleman Doli
08-08-2013, 10:47 AM
look at tihs shit, large red font, saying literaly a lot, all caps, http://upload.tinychat.com/ss31/e078b6/ff/generaldoli/rubynet/08-08-2013.jpg

Gentleman Doli
08-08-2013, 10:48 AM
http://rubycalaber.com/forums/showthread.php?10117-Bull-shark-declared-deadliest-shark-on-Discovery-s-Sharkdown this is the actual link i meant to liknk, the one up tehre is still funny tho lol,

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 10:51 AM
idk last nights tinychat, well it was magical, anything could happen AND DID

Gentleman Doli
08-08-2013, 10:53 AM
ya it was pretty "off teh chain" and "with the times", we were bvery lucky and all thanks be to lisa ramen and cag the ""super ssexy"" girl crew ,,,,

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 10:56 AM
wtf lisa installed steam last night, she's learning how to play dota2 and dayz, what the fucking is going on

Camoron
08-08-2013, 11:15 AM
What the heyell is going on hurr

skrizach
08-08-2013, 11:45 AM
It's a new era of posting.
Gabi is our savior. She came back to jump start the life of the forum, then died so we could continue on.

Gabi is dead. Long Live Rubynet

rubycalaber
08-08-2013, 11:49 AM
let me try to find the exact moment she became a god poster

rubycalaber
08-08-2013, 11:49 AM
http://rubycalaber.com/forums/showthread.php?10067-%E2%99%A5-%E2%99%A3-%E2%99%A0%E2%99%A6%C2%BF%E2%99%AA%E2%99%AB%E2%80%A0%E2%99%A5-%E2%99%A3-%E2%99%A0%E2%99%A6%C2%BF%E2%99%AA%E2%99%AB%E2%80%A0%E2%99%A5-%E2%99%A3-%E2%99%A0%E2%99%A6%C2%BF%E2%99%AA%E2%99%AB%E2%80%A0%E2%99%A5-%E2%99%A3-%E2%99%A0%E2%99%A6%C2%BF%E2%99%AA%E2%99%AB%E2%80%A0%E2%99%A5-%E2%99%A3-%E2%99%A0%E2%99%A6%C2%BF%E2%99%AA%E2%99%AB%E2%80%A0%E2%99%A5-%E2%99%A3-98 her first funny thread

rubycalaber
08-08-2013, 11:51 AM
I think this is her first ironic post, ironically copying general dolis irony to troll him


i'ma also retafded adn can;t typw

rubycalaber
08-08-2013, 11:52 AM
it was right after she made her last serious posts about saving a guys life, I fucking told you it changed her

rubycalaber
08-08-2013, 11:52 AM
then the posts about obsessed dickhead losers slowly stop and the funny posts about references to metaphor cats and ironic smiley use start

rubycalaber
08-08-2013, 11:53 AM
I think she owes a debt to rose west for being a worse poster than she ever could be so she suddenly seems pretty cool

Howard Dean
08-08-2013, 11:58 AM
itshappening.jpg

jon
08-08-2013, 12:15 PM
it's because plug drugs is dead, she's gotten better over the past two days specifically

Camoron
08-08-2013, 12:49 PM
fake plug drugs' fake death has set lisa free

always stevey
08-08-2013, 12:51 PM
fake plug drugs' fake death has set lisa free

camerone.. the mac keeps alt tabbing out of the internet.. what do i do?

Camoron
08-08-2013, 12:54 PM
buy a pc :goodone:

always stevey
08-08-2013, 12:55 PM
Why would I buy a pc when I have I perfectly good mac computer that I havn't updated since 2011. now everythings fucked up.

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 12:55 PM
hello, this is cags tech support hotline,

Gentleman Doli
08-08-2013, 12:58 PM
[in baseball anouncer guys voice] This is it folks hes steppin up to the plate, at the bat its Camoron one of the best players weve ever had, on the pitch we got Johnny Computer Problem starin him down. The balls away and STRIKE, thats one down folks we still got two more. Ah this takes me back to the 90s, all the classics, gargoyles, duck tales, ahh the 90s, ahh the 90s, ahh the 90s, ahh the 9- [record scratch] Sorry my record was buseted lol. Oh god, Johnnys got his spitball ready. Ive seen this sort of thing before Chuck and it's not gonna be pretty. {camoron strikes out like a nerd loser lmfao]} Ah what a tragedy, the nerds lose the game. Camoron was planning a surprise proposal to his girl up there on the stands but I guess this just isnt going to happen tonight.

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 12:59 PM
listen cag i am kind of a mac genius, and i could fix this so fucking easy for u lol,but guess what, you picked your sides along time ago, you chose to be camerons best friend and not mine, and well i guess your chickens have come home to roost,,

Gentleman Doli
08-08-2013, 01:02 PM
ya cag broke all of are hearts when she tricked camoron into falling in love with her and fooled him into rubbing his penis until white stuff come out of it. shes a real prankster that cag have u even seen her posts on the bastard factory lulzboards

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 01:03 PM
the music to fuck and lift too jibbles big dick boxa thread keeps closging camroneone PLZ HELP

always stevey
08-08-2013, 01:04 PM
this is an awful computer. I will prolly go buy a pc this weekend.

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 01:07 PM
get a cheap shitty hp or toshiba laptop from best buy, that's it cag, all u need, there bullet proof , get at least 16 gigs of ram tho

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 01:07 PM
oh wait u game, welp i guess ur gonna have to pony up the big bucks

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 01:16 PM
Why would I buy a pc when I have I perfectly good mac computer that I havn't updated since 2011. now everythings fucked up.
you have a mac???? :rofl:

Gentleman Doli
08-08-2013, 01:16 PM
you have a mac???? :rofl:

shut the fuck up loser

always stevey
08-08-2013, 01:17 PM
you have a mac???? :rofl:

Hi Pluggy's ghost. I could sure use your qualified, technological prowess right now.

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 01:18 PM
:boo:

Boar
08-08-2013, 04:04 PM
idk ive read this thread and i have to disagree on the premise here that it is NOT my return that has turned lisa into a great poster

maks
08-08-2013, 04:11 PM
Why would I buy a pc when I have I perfectly good mac computer that I havn't updated since 2011. now everythings fucked up.

I know pretty much everything about macs, PM me if you have any specific issues I can help with

the first step with any mac problem ever is to open disk utility and 'repair permissions', apparently the permissions on the hfs+ filesystem get fucked up really bad all the time

macpro
08-08-2013, 04:20 PM
macs are for trendy California faggots. eat shit Claire.

maks
08-08-2013, 04:26 PM
osx is the best consumer operating system available

Gentleman Doli
08-08-2013, 04:27 PM
ya but macs themselves are retardedly overpriced

macpro
08-08-2013, 04:29 PM
I have five macs. I'm a trendy faggot.


Steve Jobs suked to many dicks and got AIDS.

Gentleman Doli
08-08-2013, 04:30 PM
classic stuff >_<

Boar
08-08-2013, 04:32 PM
who is macpro would i even know who this is

Camoron
08-08-2013, 04:38 PM
thats marco, hes a fat bald 50 year old man

Boar
08-08-2013, 04:39 PM
ok i dont know who that is

maks
08-08-2013, 04:40 PM
ya but macs themselves are retardedly overpriced

depends on the machine. macbooks and imacs, yeah, they're overpriced for the components you get, but the macbook pro is about the same price as any other high end "premium" laptop. quality matters, a mac will work better for longer which reduces the total cost of ownership not to mention the hassles of running windows or linux.

it's like buying a mercedes except you don't have a thousand idiots going "DURRR YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN A HYUNDAI OR KIA FOR HALF THE PRICE AND THEY BOTH ARE AUTOMOBILES TOO"

Camoron
08-08-2013, 04:41 PM
kia or hyundai more like 1/5 the price

Boar
08-08-2013, 04:41 PM
idk my opinion on this is that steve jobs is dead and he can go fuck himself

maks
08-08-2013, 04:42 PM
fact is a $300 laptop is going to perform like a $300 laptop, if you like replacing your machine every 2 years then knock yourself out I like mine to last 7 or 8 years because I can't be bothered to migrate my shit all the time

Boar
08-08-2013, 04:42 PM
steve jobs more like steve should get a job!!!

in hell!!!!!

where he is!!!!

Camoron
08-08-2013, 04:42 PM
my laptops get all broken and shit within 2 years anyways

i still spend around 1000 or more on them thugh

maks
08-08-2013, 04:45 PM
my laptops get all broken and shit within 2 years anyways

i still spend around 1000 or more on them thugh

my macbook pro I bought in 2005 is still going strong, in fact it runs better than my i7 macbook pro because snow leopard was better than lion and mountain lion in every single way

F4
08-08-2013, 04:58 PM
the pc i'm on is 8 years old but i've spent the last 3 complaining about how it can't keep up and i should get a new one

though i probably won't replace it until it stops working entirely

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 04:58 PM
3CwNunRaxsI

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 05:01 PM
god fukcing damnit just watch this fuckng video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CwNunRaxsI

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 05:02 PM
the video is entitled "Mac vs. High-End Gaming PC vs. Toshiba Laptop"
and it pits a cheaper toshiba laptop from 2008 against a macbook from 2010 in an image rendering test, and the toshiba laptop of course wins

F4
08-08-2013, 05:05 PM
plug drugs understands ironic coding now

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 05:06 PM
also apple is an evil corporation that breaks its user's devices as punishment for jailbreaking, which you'd think should be illegal for them to do
also, the workers at apple sweatshops in china are treated like shit and they literally have nets outside the building windows to stop workers from jumping out to kill themselves
Apple has also never invented anything ever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFeC25BM9E0

Gentleman Doli
08-08-2013, 05:07 PM
Tylenol

jon
08-08-2013, 05:28 PM
fucking bacon pancakes trolled

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 05:38 PM
fuck tylenol!

always stevey
08-08-2013, 05:40 PM
I know pretty much everything about macs, PM me if you have any specific issues I can help with

the first step with any mac problem ever is to open disk utility and 'repair permissions', apparently the permissions on the hfs+ filesystem get fucked up really bad all the time

The problem is I haven't updated anything, so now I can't download simple shit like skype.

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 05:41 PM
shut the fuck up loser
fool

Gentleman Doli
08-08-2013, 05:43 PM
W-wait. What?

A world without Skype trolls?

:suicide::suicide::suicide::suicide::suicide::suicide::suicide::suicide::suicide::suicide::suicide:: suicide::suicide::suicide:

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 05:44 PM
doli youre a miserable manipulative spastic little shit and i fucking hate you IIII HAAAATE YOOOOU

lnopia the great
08-08-2013, 05:44 PM
is there anything i can do about my laptop batt slowly losing max charge after a year and a half of negligence

maks
08-08-2013, 05:44 PM
The problem is I haven't updated anything, so now I can't download simple shit like skype.

so run the software update what's the problem?

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 05:44 PM
get a new battery, cause laptop batterys last a year or 2 tops

Gentleman Doli
08-08-2013, 05:44 PM
doli youre a miserable manipulative spastic little shit and i fucking hate you IIII HAAAATE YOOOOU

:smug:

maks
08-08-2013, 05:45 PM
is there anything i can do about my laptop batt slowly losing max charge after a year and a half of negligence

nope not really, you could try doing a couple of full drain/full charge cycles but that doesn't really work anymore

Gentleman Doli
08-08-2013, 05:45 PM
Everey one, lets band together and get cag a new skype, camorons YTMNSFW skype chat has never been the same since cags smileing face departed so many years ago,,

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 05:45 PM
so run the software update what's the problem?

well you see in between getting her ass kicked by random guys she picks up in bars, and drinking every waking hour of her life, it does not leave alot of time to press the update button

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 05:46 PM
doli youre a miserable manipulative spastic little shit and i fucking hate you IIII HAAAATE YOOOOU
plug drugs how come you can stand up yourself in posts but when u get on mic you are a fucking mouse

Gentleman Doli
08-08-2013, 05:46 PM
cags very busy life of copy and pasting things that i say on here to use on fifty ohter forums doesnt give time to fix skype, we need to hire a maid service to come in and press the button on cags computer

Gentleman Doli
08-08-2013, 05:47 PM
plug drugs how come you can stand up yourself in posts but when u get on mic you are a fucking mouse

hint: because he has absolutely no social skills and in an interaction with a neormal human being (me) he gets really afraid bcause i remind him of the mean jocks at his high school who got all the girls

lnopia the great
08-08-2013, 05:49 PM
im really tanned

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 06:02 PM
Hi Pluggy's ghost. I could sure use your qualified, technological prowess right now.

you don't have a say on who is or isn't qualified in such matters, you're just repeating marks' opinion on me after you took it for fact

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 06:08 PM
plug drugs how come you can stand up yourself in posts but when u get on mic you are a fucking mouse
all sorts of reasons but in the past whenever i start to make any sort of ground in my favor they just close my broadcasts so whatever

blumpkin blownuts
08-08-2013, 06:09 PM
im really tanned

i'll always be pale as fuck and called Powder everywhere i go

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 06:10 PM
hint: because he has absolutely no social skills and in an interaction with a neormal human being (me) he gets really afraid bcause i remind him of the mean jocks at his high school who got all the girls
you remind me of me before i realized i was an asshole

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 06:12 PM
GENERAL HATES FREEDOM, HE HATES AMERICA BUT GUESS WHAT AMERICA IS THE BEST GOD DAM COUNTRY IN THE WORLD,

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 06:12 PM
I know pretty much everything about macs, PM me if you have any specific issues I can help with

the first step with any mac problem ever is to throw your mac out the fucking window

fixed

Gentleman Doli
08-08-2013, 06:16 PM
GENERAL HATES FREEDOM, HE HATES AMERICA BUT GUESS WHAT AMERICA IS THE BEST GOD DAM COUNTRY IN THE WORLD,

lmfao taht guy ruled

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 06:16 PM
osx is the best consumer operating system available

well that depends on what you think is in the consumer's best interest. Judging by your god-awful rotten personality, I don't think you have the consumer's best interest in mind.

Gentleman Doli
08-08-2013, 06:20 PM
marks and doli, the anti plug drugs manipulative brain washing crew,

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 06:20 PM
you wanna change your background eh? or put a song from your computer as your ringtone? well then you're gonna have to pay :kike:

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 06:21 PM
pd has a point the apple eco system is pretty shitty

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 06:21 PM
and lol try and game on a mac go on i dare you

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 06:22 PM
also , taxes are bad, i listen to music and i wanna fuck cag, who else is with me

Fucklord Bimbo
08-08-2013, 06:23 PM
GENERAL HATES FREEDOM, HE HATES AMERICA BUT GUESS WHAT AMERICA IS THE BEST GOD DAM COUNTRY IN THE WORLD,

No

maks
08-08-2013, 06:23 PM
pd has a point the apple eco system is pretty shitty

osx isn't really part of the apple ecosystem, not yet. I'm sure it will get there eventually but windows seems to be going in that direction too.

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 06:42 PM
osx isn't really part of the apple ecosystem, not yet. I'm sure it will get there eventually but windows seems to be going in that direction too.

i agree, they're both fucking terrible now god save us

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 06:44 PM
but the 15 year olds of next generation will save us by making unix the norm; never underestimate the power of a bunch of 15 year olds who have literally nothing else to do in life besides downloading music movies and porn and playing video games

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 06:45 PM
the prophecy has been foretold

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 06:57 PM
so i'm playing galaxy on fire 2 on my phone (originally an iShit game) and i guess for the mobile version of the game, the developers changed the prices of in-game items around to encourage paying for in-game money.

i looked up online "how to make money in gof2" and everyone says "mine void crystals sell for 400 each" but on my version of the game, they only sell for roughly 40 ea on all the planets.. and the tractor beam, an essential game item, cost 140,000 but if you look it up online, its supposed to only cost like 8,000 blah blah blah
so basically they're rigging the game and making it more difficult so you either have to spend 10 hours farming money or just buy fucking money with a credit card, after I spent a day downloading the fucking game and 10 hours playing it only to find this stupid shit out

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 07:00 PM
its not even a good game anyways, it just looks cool on my phone and it shows off the power of the phone's hardware

Gentleman Doli
08-08-2013, 07:03 PM
plug drugs has a lot of rly strong opinions about tihngs he probably knows nothing about

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 07:05 PM
i read alll of those posts., and for a summary of what plug drugs thinks about the email provider shutting down so they don't have to hand over there records to the nsa, well he thinks that AMERICA IS THE BEST FUCKING COUNTRY ON EARTH AND IF AMERICA WANTS 2 READ YOUR EMAILS, THEN AMERICA SHOULD BE ABLE TO READ YOUR EMAILS,

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 07:14 PM
i just drank 4 cups of coffee i need to talk about something lets get into a lengthy discussion about everything and figure out everything

jon
08-08-2013, 07:17 PM
also , taxes are bad, i listen to music and i wanna fuck cag, who else is with me

this is great, let's start a new country, united in these things in which we believe

always stevey
08-08-2013, 07:20 PM
you don't have a say on who is or isn't qualified in such matters, you're just repeating marks' opinion on me after you took it for fact


I'm not arguing with you.

jon
08-08-2013, 07:22 PM
making unix the norm hahah

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 07:25 PM
I'm not arguing with you.

ok :3

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 07:27 PM
making unix the norm hahah
It has been foretold; it is written

skrizach
08-08-2013, 07:27 PM
Why would I buy a pc when I have I perfectly good mac computer that I havn't updated since 2011. now everythings fucked up.

no such thing :rofl:

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 07:27 PM
cag sexy time with plug drugs on tinychat?

always stevey
08-08-2013, 07:28 PM
Just forget I said anything about the computer. The situation just turns into a big pain in the ass and everyone making fun of me.

*marks thread read*

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 07:31 PM
fuck intellectual property laws its not like the researchers and inventors making new discoveries even get credit these days; their product rights are just gobbled up by massive corporations so I mean it's not even like we're protecting a person's ideas with these laws anymore we're just giving corporations the ability to take our money in exchange for shit they didn't really make, and sue anyone who copies it.

Let's throw out the middle man! Let's start a NEW paradigm, one that doesn't involve all of us getting fucked in the arse!

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 07:31 PM
cag but srsly when doesnt eveyrone make fun of you all the time no matter what u are tlking about, let's get back to fixing up your imac frmo 2002, do u have the yellow one or the red one

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 07:32 PM
i read the word paradigm in that post and that's one of the most awesome buzzwords that people use in the bussiness world who have no idea what they are talking about

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 07:33 PM
paradigm and synergy are in the top 5

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 07:33 PM
Just forget I said anything about the computer. The situation just turns into a big pain in the ass and everyone making fun of me.

*marks thread read*

you're good, no one's making fun of you

Gentleman Doli
08-08-2013, 07:33 PM
Join Date
Feb 2013
Posts
9,037

Gentleman Doli
08-08-2013, 07:34 PM
you're good, no one's making fun of you

your right, we should make fun of you instead lmao you stupid nerd do u have any idea what i could do to u?

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 07:34 PM
THATS OVER 9000 POSTS

Boar
08-08-2013, 07:35 PM
i wish that plug drugs really was a ghost because then his hands would always go through the keyboard and he wouldnt be able to post :mage:

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 07:35 PM
you're good, no one's making fun of you

FLIRTING DETECTED

Gentleman Doli
08-08-2013, 07:36 PM
,lol looks like camoron has some competition

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 07:37 PM
i read the word paradigm in that post and that's one of the most awesome buzzwords that people use in the bussiness world who have no idea what they are talking about
Hmm. Well I first heard it while reading 19th century German philosophy, so I feel like I have a right to use it and fuck whether or not the word is fashionable at the moment.

It's like the word "Zeitgeist", its a great word but I don't get to use it because its been misused too many times and now has a bad word-reputation

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 07:37 PM
sdfsdgsdg

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 07:39 PM
the syngery of those posts is basically creating a new pardium in gay nigger dick posting

Gentleman Doli
08-08-2013, 07:40 PM
Hmm. Well I first heard it while reading 19th century German philosophy, so I feel like I have a right to use it and fuck whether or not the word is fashionable at the moment.

It's like the word "Zeitgeist", its a great word but I don't get to use it because its been misused too many times and now has a bad word-reputation
ya how many times do u get to say zeitgust to ur fellow wal mart workers.

Gentleman Doli
08-08-2013, 07:40 PM
Hmm. Well I first heard it while reading 19th century German philosophy, so I feel like I have a right to use it and fuck whether or not the word is fashionable at the moment.

It's like the word "Zeitgeist", its a great word but I don't get to use it because its been misused too many times and now has a bad word-reputation
ya how many times do u get to say zeitgust to ur fellow wal mart workers.

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 07:41 PM
i use the words faggot and fuck alot,

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 07:42 PM
paradigm and synergy are in the top 5
who the hell uses the word synergy? here's my top-5 douche bag words:
1. symbolism
2. zeitgeist
3. metaphor
4. ironic
5. sheeple

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 07:43 PM
actually scratch that sheeple is #1, i fucking cringe when people say it

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 07:43 PM
sometimes i wiil go though a nigger phase, where it's nigger this and nigger that, nigger nigger nigger,

Boar
08-08-2013, 07:43 PM
sorry but the worst word is verbatim sorry

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 07:44 PM
who the hell uses the word synergy? here's my top-5 douche bag words:
1. symbolism
2. zeitgeist
3. metaphor
4. ironic
5. sheeple

middle mangement, in places where people can't wear jeans to work, use the words pargadgim and synergy

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 07:45 PM
ya how many times do u get to say zeitgust to ur fellow wal mart workers.

you know what? fuck you, you work at a fucking pharmacy, you are no better whatsoever.
This region of the world has NO JOBS, most of the walmart greeters who were there when i worked there were middle aged guys who had to start working in the service industry after a few of the factories around here shut down. So fuck you. Every single person around here is struggling, Fuck. You. You smarmy little prick

Gentleman Doli
08-08-2013, 07:46 PM
who the hell uses the word synergy? here's my top-5 douche bag words:
1. symbolism
2. zeitgeist
3. metaphor
4. ironic
5. sheeple

http://rubycalaber.com/forums/search.php?searchid=19824
http://rubycalaber.com/forums/search.php?searchid=19830
http://rubycalaber.com/forums/search.php?searchid=19825
http://rubycalaber.com/forums/search.php?searchid=19826
http://rubycalaber.com/forums/search.php?searchid=19828

Lol.

always stevey
08-08-2013, 07:46 PM
who the hell uses the word synergy? here's my top-5 douche bag words:
1. symbolism
2. zeitgeist
3. metaphor
4. ironic
5. sheeple


fucking camerone said that shit once.

Boar
08-08-2013, 07:46 PM
ya bud heres a tip how about you pack up your belongings in a great big trash bag and move

Gentleman Doli
08-08-2013, 07:47 PM
you know what? fuck you, you work at a fucking pharmacy, you are no better whatsoever.
This region of the world has NO JOBS, most of the walmart greeters who were there when i worked there were middle aged guys who had to start working in the service industry after a few of the factories around here shut down. So fuck you. Every single person around here is struggling, Fuck. You. You smarmy little prick

as a career pharmacy tech is a horrible job but as a way to get ur foot in the medical door its fucking awesome, basically no hard reqs and about 5$$ more/hr than minimum wage pay.

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 07:49 PM
sorry but the worst word is verbatim sorry

people who say ad nauseum or ad infinitum and think they're so fucking witty like they actually even know latin need to be slapped

Gentleman Doli
08-08-2013, 07:49 PM
i got my license in 2 mths while i was in school fulltime, u literally have no excuse for being a vegetative waste of space who only perks his head up at jobs where the only thing you do is push a cart in a certain direction

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 07:52 PM
i'm trying to learn latin right now and its not even as cool or as witty as people think it is, in fact its a pain in the ass because its been around for fucking ever and there's different versions of it and if youre not pronouncing classical latin right you might as well not even attempt to use latin phrases at all

like when people pronounce ad infinitium like "add in-fih-nigh-tum" they're not actually saying ad inifinitum, because the pronounciation of "i" in classical latin doesn't change

so whenever some dickhead says "ad infinitum" and mispronounces it to boot, slap them, don't let them finish a sentence

Gentleman Doli
08-08-2013, 07:54 PM
why would you want to learn latin, lol, what a fucking waste of time and effort, 99% of roman catholic priests dont even know latin and they work for the only country in the world that still uses it

Gentleman Doli
08-08-2013, 07:55 PM
u cant put in the time and effort to get a job or pursue an education or even a certification in a technical field but u damn sure can learn a language thats only used by people who want to seem really smart to there fellow wal mart workers

Boar
08-08-2013, 07:56 PM
no wonder youre pushing a cart for a living you might as well be learning morse code

Boar
08-08-2013, 07:56 PM
you sending your posts in via telegraph bud lmao

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 07:57 PM
i got my license in 2 mths while i was in school fulltime, u literally have no excuse for being a vegetative waste of space who only perks his head up at jobs where the only thing you do is push a cart in a certain direction

i don't want to count pills all day and tell old ladies not to mix their carbo/L-DOPA with their TCAs and whatever
i want to be in research and development, that's my pipe dream

Boar
08-08-2013, 07:58 PM
pony express here with a new reply lmao

maks
08-08-2013, 07:58 PM
but the 15 year olds of next generation will save us by making unix the norm; never underestimate the power of a bunch of 15 year olds who have literally nothing else to do in life besides downloading music movies and porn and playing video games

osx is unix you dipshit

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 07:58 PM
i'm going to school and i work, get off my back

maks
08-08-2013, 07:59 PM
i don't want to count pills all day and tell old ladies not to mix their carbo/L-DOPA with their TCAs and whatever
i want to be in research and development, that's my pipe dream

yes that will certainly happen big companies are always looking for fat blowhard junkie losers with no education to work in their r&d departments

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 08:00 PM
osx is unix you dipshit

with a different kernel and w/e

we need an open source freeware revolution is what i'm trying to imply, you don't agree??

Cody
08-08-2013, 08:03 PM
wtf lisa installed steam last night, she's learning how to play dota2 and dayz, what the fucking is going on

she cares so much about the internet she will learn to kill ruby and force him to ban me

Gentleman Doli
08-08-2013, 08:03 PM
i don't want to count pills all day and tell old ladies not to mix their carbo/L-DOPA with their TCAs and whatever
i want to be in research and development, that's my pipe dream

how do u think u get there, exactly? by wihsing upon a magic star???

jon
08-08-2013, 08:03 PM
feels like success right now

posting a reply in my thread, the thread i started

we're on page 5

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 08:04 PM
u cant put in the time and effort to get a job or pursue an education or even a certification in a technical field but u damn sure can learn a language thats only used by people who want to seem really smart to there fellow wal mart workers
like half of English is derived from Latin, and in the medical field especially, it is extremely useful, dickhead

always stevey
08-08-2013, 08:04 PM
fuck you, pluggy.

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 08:05 PM
how do u think u get there, exactly? by wihsing upon a magic star???

by getting into insurmountable debt and losing the will and the incentive to do anything creative at all?

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 08:07 PM
plug drugs has a credit score of over 9000

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 08:07 PM
dont worry, im going to get in debt with you all, i'm going to get my feet wet with all of you someday dont worry and we can all hold hands and sing kumbayah together, or just turn out to be grumpy asses who try to push down anyone who thinks otherwise, perpetuating the monster which ate our own soul

Gentleman Doli
08-08-2013, 08:08 PM
by getting into insurmountable debt and losing the will and the incentive to do anything creative at all?

ive got well over 100k in the bank now with only about 10k in debt for stafford student loans

Gentleman Doli
08-08-2013, 08:09 PM
tahts not really "insurmountable", especially when the job im working towards makes 150k+ a year

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 08:09 PM
plug drugs has a credit score of over 9000

i dont care what my credit score is because i'm never going to take out a loan ever

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 08:09 PM
i bet plug drugs does really well on regular message boards, here not so much

Gentleman Doli
08-08-2013, 08:09 PM
i dont care what my credit score is because i'm never going to take out a loan ever

have fun being a moron i guess

always stevey
08-08-2013, 08:10 PM
all the shit in the thread is ions ahead of me.

maks
08-08-2013, 08:11 PM
with a different kernel and w/e

we need an open source freeware revolution is what i'm trying to imply, you don't agree??

no because open source is always behind the curve by like 10 years. what we need is open source projects with corporate backing, which is what we have in osx. apple pretty much owns the CUPS project that every single linux distro is using right now for its printing

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 08:13 PM
all the shit in the thread is ions ahead of me.

cag, i will talk to you, let's talk about your SEXY ASS DRUG DEALER, tee hee

always stevey
08-08-2013, 08:13 PM
cag, i will talk to you, let's talk about your SEXY ASS DRUG DEALER, tee hee

tee hee. his girlfriend is so fat and whiny.

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 08:13 PM
tahts not really "insurmountable", especially when the job im working towards makes 150k+ a year

my grandfather made around that much and he lost half his retirement, and he's in the same boat now as everyone else. They'll get ya, one way or another. They're not going to let you make off like a bandit they are going to fuck you hard from every angle, they won't let you win.

You didn't seriously think that a Hobbit could contend with the will of Mordor, did you?
http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/LOTR_Fell025_ChristopherLee.jpg

always stevey
08-08-2013, 08:14 PM
never seen such a lame ass girlfriend.

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 08:14 PM
u got pics of the girlfriend or this guy, i wanna see, cag, i can size people up pretty good, i can give u a plan that will not fail, to fuck your drug dealer,,,

Gentleman Doli
08-08-2013, 08:15 PM
my grandfather made around that much and he lost half his retirement, and he's in the same boat now as everyone else. They'll get ya, one way or another. They're not going to let you make off like a bandit they are going to fuck you hard from every angle, they won't let you win.

oh ,, for focuking sure mate




You didn't seriously think that a Hobbit could contend with the will of Mordor, did you?
http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/LOTR_Fell025_ChristopherLee.jpg

i dont know what this means

maks
08-08-2013, 08:15 PM
what a shock plug drugs grandfather is just as big a loser as he is

Gentleman Doli
08-08-2013, 08:16 PM
cag, we [the boys ayt ruby net] have a plan to get you married to your drug dealer who gave you a hug, the plan is this: 1 we send garfield to seduce the girl frend 2 you have sex with the boy frend ,,

always stevey
08-08-2013, 08:16 PM
u got pics of the girlfriend or this guy, i wanna see, cag, i can size people up pretty good, i can give u a plan that will not fail, to fuck your drug dealer,,,

I will snap a pic of the fatty if I get the chance.

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 08:16 PM
acutally plug drugs grandfather and grandmother seems like the only good people in his whole terrible family

Cody
08-08-2013, 08:17 PM
god im bored, didnt read thread

maks
08-08-2013, 08:17 PM
acutally plug drugs grandfather and grandmother seems like the only good people in his whole terrible family

they're enabling him to be a piece of shit, they are responsible for the position he's in right now and when I find their phone number I will tell them that

Gentleman Doli
08-08-2013, 08:18 PM
cody, didnt read the thread. COdy did not read the thread :alarm: codey did NOT READ THE FRUEAKING THREAD,,, TO UR BATTLE STATISONS :alarm:

skrizach
08-08-2013, 08:18 PM
feels like success right now

posting a reply in my thread, the thread i started

we're on page 5
stars in your eyes, the apple of my eye

Cody
08-08-2013, 08:23 PM
fucking boring as shit youre all lizards now

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 08:25 PM
plug drugs parents did not care about him ,but his grandparents took him in, and feed him, left the medicane cabinet unlocked, they love him and well he loves his pop pop and mee maw too, there all he's got in the crazy mixed up world,

Cody
08-08-2013, 08:28 PM
plug drugs parents did not care about him ,but his grandparents took him in, and feed him, left the medicane cabinet unlocked, they love him and well he loves his pop pop and mee maw too, there all he's got in the crazy mixed up world,

but for a brief moment he had lisa, and he wants her back, and he will stop at nothing to get her

skrizach
08-08-2013, 08:28 PM
cag if I ever start smoking weed again will you hook me up with a good connect?

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 08:29 PM
cag, if i ever start paying for sex again, do you take payment by paypal

always stevey
08-08-2013, 08:30 PM
cag if I ever start smoking weed again will you hook me up with a good connect?

yes i will introduce you to my hunky weed dealer and his fat girlfriend then you can see how awful she is.

skrizach
08-08-2013, 08:31 PM
yes i will introduce you to my hunky weed dealer and his fat girlfriend then you can see how awful she is.

idc about her is he a chill dude? when I buy weed I like to sit down and smoke out my dealer.

IS HE CHILL, CAG?

always stevey
08-08-2013, 08:32 PM
idc about her is he a chill dude? when I buy weed I like to sit down and smoke out my dealer.

IS HE CHILL, CAG?

i guess

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 08:32 PM
do u think he wil give skriz 5 min long hugs when he sells him an 1/8th

always stevey
08-08-2013, 08:33 PM
no. only i get the hugs.

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 08:33 PM
no because open source is always behind the curve by like 10 years. what we need is open source projects with corporate backing, which is what we have in osx. apple pretty much owns the CUPS project that every single linux distro is using right now for its printing
i thought apple had all their shit on lockdown pretty much and was the exact opposite of open-source

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 08:34 PM
i do a nightly build of osausticspecturm based off that distro, i am a pretty big deal on github

Gentleman Doli
08-08-2013, 08:36 PM
all teh girls on tihs forum have sex with there drug dealers, its how u say thanks for the weed in the lizard owrl,d

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 08:39 PM
ive got well over 100k in the bank now with only about 10k in debt for stafford student loans

why do you post on the internet all the time instead of pursuing personal projects if i had 100 grand i'd be like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPUi8LmRkns

Cody
08-08-2013, 08:40 PM
one female shows boobs and all gay rubynet virgins go full retarrd

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 08:40 PM
EMBEDDING DISABLED BY REQUEST WHAT THE FUCK
video summary: george clooney makes a dildo rocking chair

always stevey
08-08-2013, 08:42 PM
i haven't had sex with the dealer yet. I am waiting for the right opportunity.

always stevey
08-08-2013, 08:42 PM
this isn't just a fuck im after, it's entrapment.

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 08:44 PM
well plug drugs, the way you get 100 k in the bank, is you don't spend it, you save, and invest wisely, and keep doing that, once and a while you treat yourself to something like open heart surgery, or a house to live in,

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 08:45 PM
i dont know what this means

Against the armies of Mordor, there can be no victory
http://cf.badassdigest.com/_uploads/images/14944/saruman__span.jpg

Gentleman Doli
08-08-2013, 08:46 PM
why do you post on the internet all the time instead of pursuing personal projects if i had 100 grand i'd be like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPUi8LmRkns

uhhh lol have u ever heard of a mortgage, or a house,

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-08-2013, 08:48 PM
well plug drugs, the way you get 100 k in the bank, is you don't spend it, you save, and invest wisely, and keep doing that, once and a while you treat yourself to something like open heart surgery, or a house to live in,

uhhh i lived in the shittiest cheapest apartment i could find with the shittiest of everything and took the only job i could find around here and worked my hardest and got shit on for a year straight, and my monthly budget was 9 dollars in the hole with bare minimum expenses food not included, i'm actually kind of traumatized from it so its time for a new strategy. No more putting up with their bullshit, i'm playing by my rules now

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2013, 08:50 PM
start knocking over mini marts, fuck it pd, it's just paper, it's these sheeple who give it value

Cody
08-08-2013, 08:53 PM
ugh so boring

skrizach
08-08-2013, 09:29 PM
this isn't just a fuck im after, it's entrapment.

aka FREE DRUGS

maks
08-08-2013, 09:39 PM
i thought apple had all their shit on lockdown pretty much and was the exact opposite of open-source

you thought wrong which is actually pretty typical. I don't understand why you have such strong opinions about things you know jack shit about but I wish you'd shut the fuck up instead.

jon
08-09-2013, 06:40 AM
cag obviously hasn't thought this through, if entrapment would be successful, and his girlfriend is a fat ugly bitch, then she's already done it

always stevey
08-09-2013, 07:15 AM
dude, jon.. I've just been with my pot dealer.... we spent the whole night together

always stevey
08-09-2013, 07:15 AM
dropped him home to his gf just now.

always stevey
08-09-2013, 07:16 AM
He says his girlfriend is awful, unattractive lmao... I've won

always stevey
08-09-2013, 07:23 AM
all the free weed at my fingertips... It has begun... The Cagging of my weed dealer has begun.

kosher dildo
08-09-2013, 07:56 AM
dude, jon.. I've just been with my pot dealer.... we spent the whole night together

Hope you have another dealer lined up.

UofLCardfan08
08-09-2013, 08:01 AM
all the free weed at my fingertips... It has begun... The Cagging of my weed dealer has begun.

said the spider

jon
08-09-2013, 09:26 AM
this is gonna be so good, that ugly ho is going to call the cops on him, cag is going to be there when they show up

Gentleman Doli
08-09-2013, 09:28 AM
dude, jon.. I've just been with my pot dealer.... we spent the whole night together

=)!

Gentleman Doli
08-09-2013, 09:30 AM
this is gonna be so good, that ugly ho is going to call the cops on him, cag is going to be there when they show up

She just said "Hello, I'd like some weed" with her vagina, its an old pengiuin island custom and clerly lisa is rubbin off on her little sis cag

F4
08-09-2013, 10:12 AM
one day while she's drunk she'll unknowingly throw the dude's info on a board or chat, then flag gon get him busted

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-09-2013, 10:53 AM
you thought wrong which is actually pretty typical. I don't understand why you have such strong opinions about things you know jack shit about but I wish you'd shut the fuck up instead.

disabling devices after theyre jailbroken that sounds like open source to me

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-09-2013, 11:09 AM
also, freeware is way ahead of the curve for a lot of shit:
http://www.graphcalc.com/ - i dare you to try and find a graphing calculator program that you have to pay for thats better than that one

http://zynaddsubfx.sourceforge.net/ - has more versatility than a synthesizer you'd have to pay for

Autistic Spectrum
08-09-2013, 11:10 AM
hmm just found a graphing cacularot program that cost me 800 bucks the other day, now i fell like shuch a chump

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-09-2013, 11:10 AM
those were made in 2002 and 2003, and they're still better than any other shit you can find. I tried looking for a graphic calculator app on my phone and they were all complete shit compared to that one

Autistic Spectrum
08-09-2013, 11:12 AM
plug drugs whats ur fucking tinychat username

Ghost of Plug Drugs
08-09-2013, 11:21 AM
hold on i need to make a new one

m0nde
08-09-2013, 12:17 PM
i really think lisa is very close to suicide now

skrizach
08-09-2013, 01:40 PM
all the free weed at my fingertips... It has begun... The Cagging of my weed dealer has begun.

soon you too will be fat ugly and unnatractive

jon
11-08-2014, 06:28 PM
also , taxes are bad, i listen to music and i wanna fuck cag, who else is with me


this is great, let's start a new country, united in these things in which we believe

lol

steveyos YOLO
11-08-2014, 10:24 PM
i really think lisa is very close to suicide now

:shake: why couldn't you have been right when it was the most important