worlds smartest person is WWE fan

[blumpkin blownuts]

it's a "how much do you give a shit?" test

exactly, aptitude tests don't mean shit
especially when you've brought in a vial of crushed ritalin for before the test and during the bathroom break

i could maybe watch wrestling ironically for a cheap laugh, until all the commercials and product placement got to me 10 minutes later and i turned my TV off

you should watch the x factor, not only is it a giant pepsi commercial but 90% of it is just recaps of what happened earlier in the episode