sold my first kirby today

[steveyos]

my mom set me up with this old lady she used to work with and she's got to be 90 years old so I go over there and didn't even do the demo with the dust mite filter to show her how gross her pillow is and she asked me about the kriby and I told her it's the most advanced multipurpose home janitorial equipment available on the consumer market and she said how much and I said $1400 and she didn't have it so I signed her up for financing, she showed me her social security check and the monthly fee is going to be her whole check except for $10 lol I hope she likes eating cat food

so anyway in 2 weeks I get a comission check for $287 and that's more than any of you nerd virgins are going to make

[jon]

vacuum salesman squad wins again

[sex with dead people]

not reading any of that.

[pilleater]

good for you

once you make a sale at kirby, your salary is replaced by commission. you become a commission only contract employee. so instead of making $1600 or $1650 this month, you will make $287

[skrizach]

ouch

[maks]

Stevey spends more than $287 at mcdonalds

[Genital Doli]

once you eat a snickers bar you transforem into a fascist dictator mod+admin who taeks out his petty whims on teh inocent people over whom he was appointed governor

FJS exploits the elderly again