my pipes are thawing

[maks]

I spoke to camoron's girlfriend on the phone and she's the sort who will henpeck the fuck out of him if he sticks with her he'd better get used to saying 'yes dear' in a tiny defeated little voice all night long

[Autistic Spectrum]

try and fuck your landlord for free rent

[maks]

try and fuck your landlord for free rent

yeah be like m0nde

look everyone shut up and listne to me, i have a seirous probe on my hand,s, I want to have more sex but my girlfriend, shde sometimes is likme "not in the mood" as they say, and its rally takinga toll on my self esteem, shoudl i find a girl who will want to have sex a/d/e/d or should i just jerk it out

we still have sex like 4 times a week id say idk i googled "my girlfriend is never in the mood anymore" and there were dudes asking for advice whose gfs hadnt put out in a MONTH or more andi was like HOW DO YOU LIVE 2 days is an enternity to me

yeah be like m0nde

my landlord is my mom thatsthejoke

my girlfreiend is also my mom :plottwist:

need a plottwist smiely

[Autistic Spectrum]

look everyone shut up and listne to me, i have a seirous probe on my hand,s, I want to have more sex but my girlfriend, shde sometimes is likme "not in the mood" as they say, and its rally takinga toll on my self esteem, shoudl i find a girl who will want to have sex a/d/e/d or should i just jerk it out

we still have sex like 4 times a week id say idk i googled "my girlfriend is never in the mood anymore" and there were dudes asking for advice whose gfs hadnt put out in a MONTH or more andi was like HOW DO YOU LIVE 2 days is an enternity to me

just googled "fake girlfriend stories" and this was the 4th result

look everyone shut up and listne to me, i have a seirous probe on my hand,s, I want to have more sex but my girlfriend, shde sometimes is likme "not in the mood" as they say, and its rally takinga toll on my self esteem, shoudl i find a girl who will want to have sex a/d/e/d or should i just jerk it out

we still have sex like 4 times a week id say idk i googled "my girlfriend is never in the mood anymore" and there were dudes asking for advice whose gfs hadnt put out in a MONTH or more andi was like HOW DO YOU LIVE 2 days is an enternity to me

Get a fleshlight

g-ddAmn

Or a new gf that works too lol

Get a fleshlight

i had one but my intense fucking ripped it apart and i threw it out

[maks]

I know how to mcguyver up a fleshlight out of a tin can a rubber band and a dead kitten

look,

look, im getting really depressed about this, allright

[maks]

step one find a dead kitten. if the dead kitten store is closed you can make your own out of a live kitten and a meat tenderizer

look, im getting really depressed about this, allright

Get a new girl

[maks]

step 2 "widen" the dead kitten. I use a drill press, but a standard power drill with a 2" hole saw attachment can do the trick too.

camoron can probably skip this step.

i like my pussy tight

[Poopalew]

i like my pussy tight

OH MY GODS!

surprising

[cag]

look everyone shut up and listne to me, i have a seirous probe on my hand,s, I want to have more sex but my girlfriend, shde sometimes is likme "not in the mood" as they say, and its rally takinga toll on my self esteem, shoudl i find a girl who will want to have sex a/d/e/d or should i just jerk it out

we still have sex like 4 times a week id say idk i googled "my girlfriend is never in the mood anymore" and there were dudes asking for advice whose gfs hadnt put out in a MONTH or more andi was like HOW DO YOU LIVE 2 days is an enternity to me

I used to have this boyfriend who I really wasn't attracted to and I would tell him I wasn't in the mood all the time. ^__^

[jon]

[jon]

the heat is on

[jon]

the juice is loose

[Autistic Spectrum]

jon set this server to an onion address and only let people connect though tor, it's time rubynet went on the dark net,

I used to have this boyfriend who I really wasn't attracted to and I would tell him I wasn't in the mood all the time. ^__^

lol you a jilted bitch so passive aggressive like wow

[juji]

passive aggressive slutface

[the president of sex]

i would do a line of coke off of caf's ass

then i would kill her for giving me the aids

[timmy]

I know how to mcguyver up a fleshlight out of a tin can a rubber band and a dead kitten

jesus christ