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    Doli and Lisa, an erotic adventure tale 
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    "I've never seen a real man's taint before, ya fuckhead Doli. Your voice is sexy,
    I'm having a masturbation emergency because of your audible orgasmic voice. I'm gonna
    flick me muff and take the piss out of me brown bits."

    "Hitler nedm spath!" Doli screams whipping his cock out. Lisa slobbers his taint, leaving slimy streams of spit hanging from his balls. She mashes her face into his fat sack and while humming her favorite peter Gabriel song.
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    Im going to kill cag and doli
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    Juji and Lisa: an erotic deaf adventure:


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    Stop posting you stupid orphan whore
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    I'm not an orphan! >:(
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    Jihad Josh and Cag will be my next literary masterpiece.
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    Dp stood up as Lisa pulled her dirty, technicolor thrift store clown sweater over her head and stoodwaiting for to rub heer mini boytits in his face

    "bend over and show me that big brown, used-up dead baby hole."

    Lisa bent over and spread her 40 year old meat flaps apart. Dp groaned.

    "Come on, touch it and make it browner...wetter."
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    Rubynet book club
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    these disgusting fanfics are how cag gets herself off
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    Lisa peaks around the corner of her bathroom wall, rooty the fat ass splayed like an elephant seal aaccross her couch, tugging his tiny wiener has he watched hey hey its Saturday on Australian cable.

    "i wish he'd put his dick away, I find him so repulisive, my flesh moans in horror when he touches me, I feel so uncomfortable in my own home all guys ever wanna do is have sex with me omg" she thought quietly to herself as she gathered up the courage to be in the same room with Sherman and his needy cock.

    She dreaded even going near him, he wasn't the star poster of rubynet, and she'd had to settle for him. next thing you know, he showed up at her place and over-stayed his welcome.

    She couldn't shower without him, standing there... watching.. she couldn't even make a sandwich without him staring obsessively at her. She wanted to kill him. Stab and cut him to make him get away from her for a moments peace.
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    who knew a an orphan stripper addicted to crystal meth could read and write
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    Cody, taking off his white kkk robe after a hard day the office, hangs it up on a hook, cag sitting on the couch underneath her faded horse picture, gives him a slight smile, he shurgs "another day another dead nigger" cag senseing codey is bored with his life, with her, with everything,sneaks into the bathroom and decides to ring up an old friend,, lisa, ya it' me cag, come over as quick as you can, bring your brown vagina with you and don't forget the extra bugs that live inside of your vagina, ,,

    cag makes her man codey dinner and they sit down at the table, before cody can even take a bite of the shit cag mircowaved for him, there's an angry knock on the door, "Whos' that" - says codey, cag get's a huge shit eatting grin on her face and says, "why don't you answer it codey",,, it's lisa, stark naked, with a 5 gallon tub of cirso, he turns around and waht's this, cag is also buck naked, rubbing mircowave burriots all over her tiny frame,,,

    it's supper time for codey
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    look! i can be funny too!
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    sadly hes just reiterating something somebody else already did
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum View Post
    Cody, taking off his white kkk robe after a hard day the office, hangs it up on a hook, cag sitting on the couch underneath her faded horse picture, gives him a slight smile, he shurgs "another day another dead nigger" cag senseing codey is bored with his life, with her, with everything,sneaks into the bathroom and decides to ring up an old friend,, lisa, ya it' me cag, come over as quick as you can, bring your brown vagina with you and don't forget the extra bugs that live inside of your vagina, ,,

    cag makes her man codey dinner and they sit down at the table, before cody can even take a bite of the shit cag mircowaved for him, there's an angry knock on the door, "Whos' that" - says codey, cag get's a huge shit eatting grin on her face and says, "why don't you answer it codey",,, it's lisa, stark naked, with a 5 gallon tub of cirso, he turns around and waht's this, cag is also buck naked, rubbing mircowave burriots all over her tiny frame,,,

    it's supper time for codey
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum View Post
    Cody, taking off his white kkk robe after a hard day the office, hangs it up on a hook, cag sitting on the couch underneath her faded horse picture, gives him a slight smile, he shurgs "another day another dead nigger" cag senseing codey is bored with his life, with her, with everything,sneaks into the bathroom and decides to ring up an old friend,, lisa, ya it' me cag, come over as quick as you can, bring your brown vagina with you and don't forget the extra bugs that live inside of your vagina, ,,

    cag makes her man codey dinner and they sit down at the table, before cody can even take a bite of the shit cag mircowaved for him, there's an angry knock on the door, "Whos' that" - says codey, cag get's a huge shit eatting grin on her face and says, "why don't you answer it codey",,, it's lisa, stark naked, with a 5 gallon tub of cirso, he turns around and waht's this, cag is also buck naked, rubbing mircowave burriots all over her tiny frame,,,

    it's supper time for codey
    laughed so fucking hard i almost vomited
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    laughed so fucking hard i almost vomited
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    dp desperately trying to impress the unobtainable love of his life cag
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    ya i acutally made up this terrible shit in the first placeyou retarded faggot, you are so out of your depth your making triple posts like you are bgd
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    here's an acutal true erotic story, it's called garifled had cybersex with lisa
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    garfiled, high on brick weed and hillbilly moonshine decicdes to come into tinychat, his fat girlfriend is out for the night shoping at costco picking up her troft of food for the weekend, as people start to file out of tinychat as it get's later and later , lisa is looking better and better with her pink hair and little boy tits,,, checking under his chair what's this its a flesh light,," lisa i lvoe you and this is what i would do to you if you where here " garfiled then moans with a twang that sounds like someone ripping out the strings on a guitar while he fucks his flesh light for lisa, "it's so schelcy" says lisa as she rubs her brown bits
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum View Post
    garfiled, high on brick weed and hillbilly moonshine decicdes to come into tinychat, his fat girlfriend is out for the night shoping at costco picking up her troft of food for the weekend, as people start to file out of tinychat as it get's later and later , lisa is looking better and better with her pink hair and little boy tits,,, checking under his chair what's this its a flesh light,," lisa i lvoe you and this is what i would do to you if you where here " garfiled then moans with a twang that sounds like someone ripping out the strings on a guitar while he fucks his flesh light for lisa, "it's so schelcy" says lisa as she rubs her brown bits
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    garfiled then moans with a twang that sounds like someone ripping out the strings on a guitar
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    Quote Originally Posted by cbarry View Post
    garfiled then moans with a twang that sounds like someone ripping out the strings on a guitar
    barry mumbles something bout suicide into his soggy pillow, he takes one last deep breath and screams GUSHHHHHH toward the heavens. he collapses onto his parents bedroom floor and a charm bracelet rolls out of his hand lying unclaspsed next to his last losing scratchie
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    garfiled you had cybersex with lisa,
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    way worse then falling in love with gush
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    after signing up t fjs to be closer to his love cag, he was heartbroken to see that she was already in another reltionship with jihad josh
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    jumping from poster to poster just to get her fix
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