[PLAY BY POST] Dungeons and Dragons: The Shard of Spath

[Genital Doli]

lol

[oOBatteryOo]

you kind of, sort of, pissed me off today.
stop doing that. no one likes you when you force them to do things they don’t want to do. your job isn’t to delegate tasks. your job is to motivate others into doing what YOu want them to do, and if you can’t do that, leave them the hell alone. do you hate me? are you doing this to me on purpose because you don’t like me? you’re sucha bitch. NO YOU CAN’T USE ME AGAIN.

JUST BECAUSE I’M NICE DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN STEP ALL OVER ME.

i really didn’t like what you did today. it reminded me of all the things i hated about you, and why it’s so important for me to not get close to you.

no one really likes you, y’know. they just tolerate you. and the closer they get to you, the more they see through the facade you’ve made yourself believe you were. that’s why they always come to ignore you.

it’s only a matter of time. i wish you’d stop doing lying and manipulating others. i like you so much better when you’re kind, but you always transform into this offensive bitch. you put others down to make yourself feel better, or you use them to make yourself look better. you used to do that to me all the time. you used me, my skills, my friendship, you used me as a stepping stone (stepped all over me), but you really brought out the worst in me.

i can’t trust you at all. and i really dislike people like you.

[Genital Doli]

There are literaly entire forums devoted to pretending to be an elf or a dwarf or w/e. Please think about that in youre old age.

[maks]

just google for role-playing forums there's a billion of them

[Plug Drugs]

they are secretly all just popularity contests though where the "DM" (dungeon master) picks favorites and rigs dice rolls

[Plug Drugs]

less of a role-playing game and more of a game of "who can suck the DM's dick the most"

[maks]

not that kind of role playing, more like the cosplay or renaissance fair dorks, they're not about games, they're about pretending you actually are spiderman and staying in character all the time.

[maks]

there's always furry forums

[maks]

I'll bet furfag.com would like my avatar

[FagglesMcGee]

Where are we exactly? Should I do a nature check?

[FagglesMcGee]

EDF2

I'm sorry, I didn't catch that? I rolled my d20, and got a 17.

I'm sorry, I didn't catch that? I rolled my d20, and got a 17.

ur character dies

[FagglesMcGee]

I told you douchebags i was posting there months ago, not my fault if your google is brokedededed

I still don't know what EDF2 is.

Now, I rolled a 17, what does my high nature check tell me about the area?

u die gb2 lumbridge

[FagglesMcGee]

ur character dies

FUCK! brb, gotta reroll.

u can only roll stats once fag im watching

[FagglesMcGee]

u can only roll stats once fag im watching

I did only roll once. I was reiterating. Please revive me? I've put so much time into my level 1 Paladin, and I'd hate to lose him.

my character would literally have to travel for 10 days straight to get the norse god scrolls, idk man

[Plug Drugs]

Actualization:
I have to shit and piss and play guitar and read this dumb forum but i'm so focused that I keep holding off the first two

Actualization:

I have to work tomorrow, some of us really do that. Night.

actualization:
cody is still refreshing this thread

lol

[blumpkin blownuts]

Nope, I was reading a pirate book.

Why are you learning to be a pirate? You're already a first-rate ass pirate