does anyone have any advice on soothing a raw vagina?

[cag]

my pussy is like the millinium falcon, sure its beat up but its the fastest hunk of junk in the galazy

[Autistic Spectrum]

your boyfriend is like han solo

[Autistic Spectrum]

your boyfriend is like han solo

a made up fictional character

[cag]

you don't have a job, post a lot, and beat your kids I guess.

[Autistic Spectrum]

at least my boyfriend is real

[cag]

I think im actually getting mad for once

[Autistic Spectrum]

look at how pink lisa's hair is

[cag]

there is some of it stuck to the wall.

[maks]

lisa got really fat rootbeer is right look at her arms

[cag]

lisa got really fat rootbeer is right look at her arms

holy shit, you're right.

[cag]

don't know whats up with her clothes. she literally has the cheapest clothes in the world.

[Autistic Spectrum]

i think she's in the mental ward in that picture it's too clean/there's a flat screen tv

[maks]

another couple of punds and her biceps will be hanging off and jiggle when she walks

[cag]

flat screens are cheap these days, even lisa could afford one.

[Autistic Spectrum]

nope lol she has a big ass tube tv from the 90's

[cag]

oh shit its a hotel room lmao

[maks]

at first when rootbeer said she had a muffintop I was like no way she's a meth head on welfare but low and behold the lisa in that picture obviously has rolls under her shit probably lots of them

[Autistic Spectrum]

snapping a few selifes before the gang bang

[Autistic Spectrum]

30 bogans are about to rip off the curtins she wrapped her self in

[maks]

lisa is a makeup job and a rubber nose away from being a birthday clown

[maks]

a chubby birthday clown

[cag]

she kinda looks like Ronald McDonald.

[maks]

you can just make out this list on her fridge

[x] clown hair
[x] clown shirt
[x] clown pants
[ ] clown makeup
[ ] rubber nose
[ ] flower that squirts water

[cag]

[maks]

lisa since you decided to beconme a birthday clown have you reconsidered my offer to send you a balloon

Soo anyyyways...... Lol

Back to the subject at hand, cags sandpaper pussy

[maks]

she has better job qualifications than me, she used to work in a circus so she was in a good position to land the clown job

[maks]

she's the crying on the inside sort of clown I bet

[cag]

She's more qualified to collect disability than you.