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    I have to say this seperation of the faggot crew from the lizards is just childish 
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    Ruby are you the faggot that did this? I bet you wear your fucking moms grannie under wear.


    twat.
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    This is why you're segregated, because you're unfunny
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    We are segregated solely because God doesn't want us to catch the "homo disease" off you homos.
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    This has got to be the 50th time you've replied to me even though I made it abundantly clear that I have you on ignore and do not read your posts.
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    I played this song after lecture every day,for a few months.

    A girl asked me "what makes it so special?"

    I said "it motivates me to make a time machine,jump back to the 80's,go to Joel's life concert and have amazing backstage sex while listening to it"

    The next day she said 'You liar! The song came out in 2009!See,upload date!You are so pathetic!!!!"

    Now she lacks 4 fingers.

    hahahahahaha,just kidding.....

    ...they are all that's left of her.

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    Whoa do they still post here




    **This account has been officially hacked and the original user is not liable for any future posts**
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    I love all the dicks

    Do you guys like to philosophy? I love philosophizing. This is all very stimulating.
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    Hello battery, I made an account on lizard.com to invite you back here, but I guess I hurt their feelings and they removed my ability to post anymore.
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    you can still post silly!

    they just moved you to the international homo forum!

    go be gay in gay eggs and gay!

    LOL!
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    Whatever, it's irrelevant now. I was only there to encourage you to come here to a better place where we know a thing or two about treating whores. I've seen how they disrespect you there, it ain't right. Also, they suck and are boring and unfunny. They turn away from their daughters so she won't see the pain on their faces entirely too often, like twice a day.
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    Can you be my daddy?

    Im looking for a man with an enormous... talent.

    Are you qualified?
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    7" proportionally thick with a slight curve
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    nowhere near as bad as barry's his is like a fucking banana
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    pics or it didnt happen!

    ;D
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    I have no problem showing you, but I don't have any pictures of my own cock because I can look at it whenever I want. I can't promise I'll take one because lets face it I'm pretty lazy, iwc was my internet bff for years and I never got around to sending her one and then she died of cholera so it's not going to happen now
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    Im sorry she never asked for a pic of your cock

    But I did!

    And you know how to treat a lady, right?

    :D
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    Oh she asked for it, and I promised I'd get around to it. I never did, and I regret it to this day. I can only hope she's out there somewhere, looking at my cock in a better place.
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    What better place to look at it than the herp de derp forum?
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    well like I mentioned she's dead so the internet connectivity where she's at is probably spotty at best
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    Think of me as an upgrade :D

    You should see this party trick I learned with clothe pins!

    Its wicked sweet!
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    I've seen it. Can you do the pingpong ball trick?
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    The one where you launch several out like a nerf gun?

    I was getting good at that one, but I wasnt good at throttling the ping pong rate of fire. It was like all at once or none.

    My vagina is just too tight!
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    You'd think the tightness would give it some extra snapping force coming out, you could probably go for distance instead of quantity
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    Sometimes I squeeze to hard and they shoot deeper inside! But thats great when I want to cum harder!

    Ive started sitting atop the wash when I pet my kitty. Off kiltered of course!
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    I could probably chuck the distance if I vomit after reading that crap.
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    I ran out of tissues so I've been shooting my load into the empty box until I get off my ass and go buy another
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    I ran out of tissues so I've been shooting my load into the empty box until I get off my ass and go buy another
    Stop looking at my pic, pervert.
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    I just keep taking my clothes off and using them to mop up the mess.

    I guess when I run out of clothes it'll be a good thing I have new ones being cleaned in the wash!

    LOL
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    I thought about just letting it fly all over my shirt but that could be awkward if I go out for cigarettes or something later
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    Thats why you need to get some bitches!

    I used to have a young special forces boy toy!

    Used to make him buy me weed and groceries and fuck me for hours!

    Until he gave me my second case of crabs.
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