Lisa mc burnies gaping cunt

You could fit a baseball bat on there srsly

[maks]

I hear it has mushrooms growing in it

[cody lundin]

thread needs pics tho

[steveyos YOLO]

Join the rod squad rooty

[Dirty Beatle]

my gonads are better than yours without question sherman

[Autistic Spectrum]

how big is rootbeers dick lisa

[ObedientGirl69]

how big is rootbeers dick lisa

not very

you could mold one of his fat folds into something bigger

[steveyos YOLO]

Shouldn't have let him jizz all over you that's gross

[Dirty Beatle]

Shouldn't have let him jizz all over you that's gross

I think I've washed most of it off now

[cag]

The funny thing is rooty doesn't actually mean the things he's been saying about lisa, he's just writhing in the throes of rejection.

[cag]

for example he was all over that vag and was family planning with lisa just last December. lmao

[cody lundin]

also hilarious how lisa defended rooty and said how fit he is but now he's suddenly a fatass...

[cag]

its also funny how Sherman was all over that and now its suddenly a gaping vag. this always happens when jilted lovers (lmao) fight. Anyone that's been in a real relationship knows this but I strongly doubt the majority of posters here would know anything about that.

[cag]

i broke up with one boyfriend once and we had a text fight for three whole days. nothing but texts and emails full of hate and both of us trying to hurt each other's feeelings. It's pretty obvious that rootbeer is just trying to hurt lisa's feelings to justify how hurt and shitty he feels inside. people are transparent as fuck.

[cag]

so does not mean the shit he's saying. we all saw this with pluggy when he was going through the various stages of rejection. telling lisa he loved her one minute, next minute screaming about her being a succubus that needs to crawl back to hell. lmao let's get emotional on the internet it'll be a good idea lmao

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag your so worldy and know so much about relationships have you ever thought of writing an advice colum for street walkers weekly

[Dirty Beatle]

its also funny how Sherman was all over that and now its suddenly a gaping vag. this always happens when jilted lovers (lmao) fight. Anyone that's been in a real relationship knows this but I strongly doubt the majority of posters here would know anything about that.

Yeah uh by all other reports from men with penises who have experience I have a tight vagina

I can fit 3 fingers at the most if they are all squashed up but even then not all the way in and the muscles have not be torn so I can grip with it which is really useful.

I also know enough and have enough actual experience with vaginas to know that mine is pretty normal, a bit small but so is everything else about me except my ass when I get fat. Actually do you know what? I had to have hormone cream when I was a baby to help my vagina grow because after I slipped on the bath and got a bloody vagina from smashing it on the corner of the bath and when it got checked I was prescribed some hormone cream, but I was like only 2 years old then and anyway I know my vagina is normal and tighter than most.

[cag]

cag your so worldy and know so much about relationships have you ever thought of writing an advice colum for street walkers weekly

everyone else saw it as rooty trying to fit in. he's just a dick hurt faggot with no self-esteem. backed into a corner like a wounded animal. Half of you people don't even get it because you all spend 99% of your time posting and being shut ins.

[cag]

also how everyone is buzzing about this lisa/rootbeer soap opera it's the most excitement rubynet posters have seen in a while. Sad

[cag]

this forum is really quite pointless and there has to be a time when people move on from pointless things, but no. not here.

[Dirty Beatle]

everyone else saw it as rooty trying to fit in. he's just a dick hurt faggot with no self-esteem. backed into a corner like a wounded animal. Half of you people don't even get it because you all spend 99% of your time posting and being shut ins.

Everyone except for Sherman is aware of what a fuckhead he's started randomly acting like. I mean you see what I had to put up with.

[cag]

Yeah uh by all other reports from men with penises who have experience I have a tight vagina

I can fit 3 fingers at the most if they are all squashed up but even then not all the way in and the muscles have not be torn so I can grip with it which is really useful.

I also know enough and have enough actual experience with vaginas to know that mine is pretty normal, a bit small but so is everything else about me except my ass when I get fat. Actually do you know what? I had to have hormone cream when I was a baby to help my vagina grow because after I slipped on the bath and got a bloody vagina from smashing it on the corner of the bath and when it got checked I was prescribed some hormone cream, but I was like only 2 years old then and anyway I know my vagina is normal and tighter than most.

why is it so important for you to prove to everyone that you have a tight vagina? not attacking just an honest question. I'm in a thoughtful, pensive mood today.

[cag]

Everyone except for Sherman is aware of what a fuckhead he's started randomly acting like. I mean you see what I had to put up with.

I put up with multiple shermans on a daily basis.

[Dirty Beatle]

also how everyone is buzzing about this lisa/rootbeer soap opera it's the most excitement rubynet posters have seen in a while. Sad

I've to say cag

I was a little creeped out by you you bush pig dyke for how often and how eagerly you return to post in topics with my vagina in them.

[Dirty Beatle]

I put up with multiple shermans on a daily basis.

I don't. I tell them to fuck off.

[cag]

customer: oh well i spent 240 on dances with you today, so you owe me a chance to date you
me: lmao

[cag]

I have to deal with the shermans, they pay my bills.

[cag]

and they all do this Sherman shit, were they love me one moment and the next they are plotting to kill me for raping their soul.

[Dirty Beatle]

I have to deal with the shermans, they pay my bills.

i don't have to.... Neither do you, you chose to