Cody was pretendeing to be his fake wife the entire freaking time lmao having conversations with himself and +repping himself

[boobz]

One vagina for the rest of your life?

[timmy]

One vagina for the rest of your life?

[boobz]

Yes but comparable to this:

Full respect to you bro, but there is no comparison. One point, you'll be wanting something younger, fresher, etc.

[boobz]

yeah man cause I'm getting younger and thinner and the hair on my head isnt slowly limping backwards and appearing in random other places on my body now that i'm pushing 40.

I just traded up on an 18 year age difference and found the exact type of woman I had once before and totallly fucked up with and lost. How often do you get a second chance like that, and also no kids. Dude, a woman who isn't fucking mental, younger than me, no kids.

Did i mention completely sane and no kids?

Oh yeah she aint got kids.

Her kids IS AINT FUCKING BORN

Some very strong pros here, but still some cons worth weighing up:

Pros:
- No kids? Fantastic
- Sane
- Young? Great.

Cons:
- No kids... yet. She'll be pushing you for them soon enough. Watch this space.
- Mental age? Trying to have any kind of intellectual conversation with younguns is like hitting your head against a wall.

[maks]

Yes but comparable to this:

frodo spent 3 movies fighting orcs so he could chuck that thing in a volcano and be rid of it, and you see what it did to poor shmiegel.

so you're right, it's a pretty good metaphor for marriage