Yum?

[patrolled faggot]

this forum is broken and so are the quotes

[patrolled faggot]

*humps your leg*

Yum. You seem a bit angry with me. This pleases me.

Stop mimicking me

[Plug Drugs]

I'll be your Yum for you

A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

[Plug Drugs]

O.o

[patrolled faggot]

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hate that you took my virginity. I waited for a good guy and got blinded by your incredible acting skills, when I think you secretly hate women because your mom divorced your dad. I hate that you had a above average sized penis that I still think about. I hate that I had an orgasm everytime we had sex. I hate that I was so weak that I lost 18 lbs and was miserable with sleepless nights for so long after you left me. i hate that you were so so cold and tore my naive little heart out and acted like things werent as emotionally deep as they were. I hate that I made up fake guys on facebook to make you jealous. I am happy it worked. I hate that you started to like another girl, I think I drove you to it with this weird facebook competition between us. I hated her and felt bad for her because I knew there was a good chance you would hurt her. it actually comforted me that she resembles me in ways (rebound much?). I watched and stalked many pubic sites that had to deal with you because I am very tech savy. I love that it seems like you cant cut yourself away from talking to me. I love that you told me you were not with that girl anymore. you made her seem like a bitch. I loved seeing you hurt by this. I hated that she could make you feel like that (but remember you acted the same with me sometimes) I love that I finally realized that youre crazy in the head and love playing the victim in relationship issues and you thrive on emotional drama. I hate seeing her pretty face turn from pretty healthy and happy to skinny desperate and stressed with crazy eyes. No woman deserves this, and I wish I could talk to her, but them my stalking ways would be known and I can’t have that. I love that when I look in the mirror I see a incredibly fit body that men would love and girl have jealously over. I love that I have thick long hair and large friendly eyes I love that when masturbate with my slim finger I realize that I am still tight and that the next man I have will pleasure me just fine, especially after I make sure he is the right guy this time. I hate that I still love you and wish you the best when you dont deserve it. I realize that because you are probably crazy that every woman is probably in for some hurting when they come in contact with you. Part of me misses what you were to me before you unveiled yourself. I hope and pray my next guy with be my husband and that his penis is better that yours, just because. I love that I am finally starting to feel normal again and am fine with the fact that I probably still think about you from time to time…

[maks]

Thread is now about the melvins

[patrolled faggot]

Are any of my no-life obsessed trolls Yum? Or are you just sad dregs from RH?

If either are actually Yum there is a certain laugh that Yum often posts and if you're Yum come here and post it then talk to me.

[patrolled faggot]

yuk yuk yuk yuk HEEE!

lol

no cigar

so you're the infamous Cody... you know you are all they talk about at RH

Yum is here, I have received the clues lol

Yum's trolling I'm used to so I might stay just to annoy Yum

[patrolled faggot]

lol

no cigar

so you're the infamous Cody... you know you are all they talk about at RH

Yum is here, I have received the clues lol

Yum's trolling I'm used to so I might stay just to annoy Yum

lol

Stay and you will get banned like at Eminem

[patrolled faggot]

lol

Stay and you will get banned like at Eminem

That only happened like once or twice in 11 years

[blumpkin blownuts]

Are any of my no-life obsessed trolls Yum? Or are you just sad dregs from RH?

If either are actually Yum there is a certain laugh that Yum often posts and if you're Yum come here and post it then talk to me.

idk lady maybe ask around in the herpestarium
nobody here came from eminem forums, lmfao

[Genital Doli]

A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

[blumpkin blownuts]

oh nvm, i see you got your lizard
now both of yas clear on outta here

[Plug Drugs]

Hey battery I listened to Eminem too.... when I was 12..

Wanna date?

[patrolled faggot]

So what are you now? 25?

[maks]

Nobody's going to ban you, I won't allow it.

[patrolled faggot]

Well if I get banned I go away and then you just have 10,000 impersonators to deal with

[maks]

Well if I get banned I go away and then you just have 10,000 impersonators to deal with

You're not going to get banned, just relax and make yourself comfortable. Post some nudes if you like, I'm sure everyone would enjoy that.

Is there anything I can do to make you feel welcome? I could make another alt on .com and go recruit Santos if you like.

[patrolled faggot]

You're not going to get banned, just relax and make yourself comfortable. Post some nudes if you like, I'm sure everyone would enjoy that.

Is there anything I can do to make you feel welcome? I could make another alt on .com and go recruit Santos if you like.

There is a Yum/Jibbles conspiracy against me now that I'm sitting down having a proper look at all this (although that just might be the very best kind of conspiracy)

I will get to the bottom of it

I will crack as many nuts as I have to

I just need the time and will to sit down and have a proper look at what is going on here

[maks]

There is a Yum/Jibbles conspiracy against me now that I'm sitting down having a proper look at all this (although that just might be the very best kind of conspiracy)

I will get to the bottom of it

I will crack as many nuts as I have to

I just need the time and will to sit down and have a proper look at what is going on here

What's going on is I made an overture to recruit you to this board and every single lizard rushed to make a battery alt account and copy/paste shit from grouphug. It's unacceptable, I will assist you in any way possible you need only to ask.

[patrolled faggot]

who got the other unrevealed info about me and who was able to impersonate yum? Riddle me that batman

then if that could be answered I'd like to know how to do that

[LadyKillmonger]

What's going on is I made an overture to recruit you to this board and every single lizard rushed to make a battery alt account and copy/paste shit from grouphug. It's unacceptable, I will assist you in any way possible you need only to ask.

lol

it isnt like the real battery is posting fresh naked pictures anyway

[maks]

Inopia what the hell happened to your sig?

[LadyKillmonger]

used to have a love affair with maks that all went terribly wrong when I told him I don't need help to post a picture

WHERE DID WE GO WRONG MAKS???? *runs away crying*

[LadyKillmonger]

Man I'm so obsessed with yum

i forgot i reorganized my photobucket so the link broke and i changed it to the first gif i saw

[maks]

I'm not sure how I feel about this, I'm going to have to give it some thought and get back to you