Lisa's Comics: The Bushpig Crusader, Part 1

[Autistic Spectrum]

it's acutally 2 bricks and u get to keep one and will have to give the other one to another contact of mine in penguin island

[maks]

Nahh Lisa is actually an amazingly-good person.
I'm immune to any and all manipulations... she's perfect for me, we spend every waking moment together, and she's my best friend.

where have I heard that before

[Battery Bits]

LOL... nahh dude... no heroin required. Thanks tho!

I dunno about this meet your associate at the airport business... just mail me the ticket or something.

Yeah... lemme just fly with two bricks up in my butthole...

I don't even take drugs no mores.

[Autistic Spectrum]

i know you won't sell the brick you keep to buy a return trip ticket back to my country cause you are a junkie and u and lisa will go though that thing in a week and hopefully one or both of you od's lmao

[maks]

I want to say at least 2 other people said the same shit and it turned out the rest of us were right both times...

[Autistic Spectrum]

donny it has to happen this way it's a free ticket to lisa!!!

[Battery Bits]

Anyhoot tho... if you're buyin I'm flyin.

You can
A: PayPal me the guap.
or
B: Mail me a ticket.

I'll be out this bitch within 2 hours.

[maks]

what the fuck is guap save your masshole juggalo slang for the other dickweeds in worcester

[juji]

Anyhoot tho... if you're buyin I'm flyin.

You can
A: PayPal me the guap.
or
B: Mail me a ticket.

I'll be out this bitch within 2 hours.

what's wrong that you cannot afford airplane ticket?

I have an idea sell your house, make a request loaning from banks or services and travel to Australia, then live with Lisa forever (Until Lisa kicks you out and called police to get you and put in jail)

[maks]

that shit won't fly on penguin island

[Battery Bits]

Lisa is so beautiful and nice.

Legit... We've been together so long, and the fun part hasn't even started.

I truly love her.

[Autistic Spectrum]

the man who will be piAking you up from your house with the bricks of herion and your travel plans name is Ceaser, DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT LOOK AT HIS GLASS EYE OR MENTION IT, lisa allready gave up your deets a while ago and i kept him, you will see him sometime between tonight and tuesday

[Battery Bits]

I was, born in Worcester.
I'll fist your sister.
Spit; and blow your house down like a scene from Twister.
Mr. Don Dizzle is sizzlin up nugs.
Hit me up, no need of some drugs, just long hugs.

[maks]

awww shit man I got wicked guap I'm gonna buy a caaaahhhhh and a whole cooler of polah!

[Battery Bits]

LOL you're fucking tapped.

Good ol' Caesar and his glass eyeball.

[timmy]

all i would have to do is go down to penguin island with a bag of weed and lisa would gladly let me skull fuck her though the night.
shes a ho

[maks]

I was, born in Worcester.

yeah I know it's the compton of massachusetts where else would you be from

[Battery Bits]

That's more of a Maine accent... I talk relatively normal; for a Gringo.

[timmy]

lisa loves getting face fucked until she turns blue, she wouldnt be able to turn down a long dicking

[Battery Bits]

Who the fuck prostitutes themselves for weed?
That is ridiculous.
You're full of bologna, Mr.

[Battery Bits]

Lisa's gonna get this cock and balls, trust me.

I'll dick her down enough for all of y'all, no worries.

[Autistic Spectrum]

Who the fuck prostitutes themselves for weed?
That is ridiculous.
You're full of bologna, Mr.

your girlfriend lisa littlery does this

[Autistic Spectrum]

hand to god she was in tinychat one day with all of us,, her door bell rings, it's her weed dealer,,, comes back she fucked the drug dealer and did not pay for the drugs

[Autistic Spectrum]

or she blew him or something she left her mic on we heard the whole thing

[Battery Bits]

Penguins don't fly either.

I know Lisa better than any of y'all... she's rejected that dude Tim SO many times... yet here I am... chillin all scrubby and shirtless... kicking it with her 24/7

[maks]

That's more of a Maine accent... I talk relatively normal; for a Gringo.

no you don't when you were on tinychat I pegged you as a masshole in the first 10 seconds, you're the wigger version of will hunting

[Battery Bits]

Sorry, not into pegging.

Nice try, wrong guy.

[Battery Bits]

Isn't my Sara Quin avatar fucking awesome BTW?

It's hypnotic.

[maks]

also if I was doing a maine accent I would have said moxie instead of polar, their regional soda is just as shitty as yours

[Battery Bits]

Moxie is fucking amazing.

I quite enjoy it.