so drunk right now

[maks]

I have to work tomorrow what the fuck is wrong with me why didn'ty aI go to the bar last night insteaD OF PLAYING CIV 5 FOR 9 HOURS

[maks]

oh because the bars are full of annoying as fuck 20-somethings on saturday night and IU'm reaSONABLY CONTENT IN MY RELATIONSHIP SO IDGAF IF THERE'S ANY GIRLS THERE, OK THIS CHECKS OUT CARRY ON CRISIS AVERTED

[maks]

why do I keep hitting my fucking capslock halfway through a sentence it's like I've never typed befiore

[Lisa]

I'm smoking joints and I'm meant to go to kickboxing today. I should have a nap. That's what you should do. Go to bed and call in sick if you have to tomorrow.

[maks]

anyway lisa or manawar first to send m,e a new original picture of your vagina wins and I will take your side in every argument for a WHOLE WEEK ON YOUR MARKS GET SET GO

[maks]

I'm smoking joints and I'm meant to go to kickboxing today. I should have a nap. That's what you should do. Go to bed and call in sick if you have to tomorrow.

NEVER i am a professional drinker this is far from thew first time I'bve gotten drunk on a worknight don;'t tell me what to do

[Lisa]

Lol

I not going any further down the road of taking pics of my vagina, I've been far enough

[Lisa]

NEVER i am a professional drinker this is far from thew first time I'bve gotten drunk on a worknight don;'t tell me what to do

Sounds like it's past your bed time

[maks]

then you lose lisa a fiorfiuet is a lose and you didn't even try this is like a microcosm of your whole life

[maks]

I should go back to the bvar they;'re open for anopther hour and a half and thye only person online is stupid smelly lisa so who cares

[Lisa]

You've already seen pics of my vagina so I win

[Lisa]

I'm not smelly

[maks]

nio you see ifg you check back at the rules they specify a new original picture of your vagina you didn't win at all you refused to play like a coward

[maks]

do you want tyo be remembered as a coward in 3 years when you die of old age lisa DO YOU

[Lisa]

I make the rules

[Lisa]

Maks

[steveyos666]

do you want tyo be remembered as a coward in 3 years when you die of old age lisa DO YOU

[Lisa]

Reasonably content

Lol

[maks]

lisa I'll be honest you're a stupid whore and I'm glad I don't know you irl I'm especially happy I'm not the sort of desperate lonely mid 20s virgin neckbeard that you prey on because boy would that be embarassing

[Lisa]

Maks <3

[Lisa]

lisa I'll be honest you're a stupid whore and I'm glad I don't know you irl I'm especially happy I'm not the sort of desperate lonely mid 20s virgin neckbeard that you prey on because boy would that be embarassing

Yeah you're not the sort I prey on maks.

Maks <3

[maks]

I've met 10,000 lisas in my day and I've been smart enough not to fuck any of them why should you be any different

[maks]

I could go back to the bar right now aND MEET 6 LISAS AFTER AKLL WHO ELSE HANGS OUT AT THE BAR AT CLOSING TIME ON A SUNDAY NIGHT

[steveyos666]

yeah Lisa likes them young very young

[Lisa]

Lol

Look at him, how could I not love maks

[Lisa]

yeah Lisa likes them young very young

I like them like maks

[maks]

lisas and the guys who can't do any better than lisas, thats who

[Lisa]

Maks is surrounded by Lisas, we have him surrounded

[Lisa]

Reasonably content maks surrounded by Lisas

[Lisa]

I'm everywhere maks