I spoke to camoron's girlfriend on the phone and she's the sort who will henpeck the fuck out of him if he sticks with her he'd better get used to saying 'yes dear' in a tiny defeated little voice all night long
Thread: my pipes are thawing
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04-04-2014
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04-04-2014
try and fuck your landlord for free rent
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04-04-2014
look everyone shut up and listne to me, i have a seirous probe on my hand,s, I want to have more sex but my girlfriend, shde sometimes is likme "not in the mood" as they say, and its rally takinga toll on my self esteem, shoudl i find a girl who will want to have sex a/d/e/d or should i just jerk it out
we still have sex like 4 times a week id say idk i googled "my girlfriend is never in the mood anymore" and there were dudes asking for advice whose gfs hadnt put out in a MONTH or more andi was like HOW DO YOU LIVE 2 days is an enternity to me
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04-04-2014
my girlfreiend is also my mom :plottwist:
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04-04-2014
need a plottwist smiely
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04-04-2014I am the owner of http://www.ezmangaforum.com
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04-04-2014
I know how to mcguyver up a fleshlight out of a tin can a rubber band and a dead kitten
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04-04-2014
look, im getting really depressed about this, allright
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04-04-2014
step one find a dead kitten. if the dead kitten store is closed you can make your own out of a live kitten and a meat tenderizer
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04-04-2014
step 2 "widen" the dead kitten. I use a drill press, but a standard power drill with a 2" hole saw attachment can do the trick too.
camoron can probably skip this step.
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04-05-2014
jon set this server to an onion address and only let people connect though tor, it's time rubynet went on the dark net,
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04-06-2014
i would do a line of coke off of caf's ass
then i would kill her for giving me the aidsyou can't impeach these balls cause i'm the president
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