Thread: Happy Thanksgiving
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11-28-2013
Things i'm thankful for this Thursday:
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having free time to gaze longingly into Maha's star-lit eyes
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steveyosking steveyos11-28-2013
I'm thankful ruby can afford all the things I'm gonna put in his ass from baddragon
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11-28-2013I'm thankful rooty doesn't post as much because he's a faggot who fell in love with an autistic australian woman
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always steveyking steveyos11-28-2013
im not thankful until jihad josh stars being my friend again. be my buddy
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11-28-2013No I don't like persons lying to me like stevey did
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always steveyking steveyos11-28-2013
headed to the my folks at 5 so I haven't really had my thanksgiving yet, then im gonna ask them for money becauce I'm awesome
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www.whatthefuck.comking steveyos11-28-2013
Actually Thanksgiving is not all just turkey and pumpkin pie.
In 1492 Columbus fled the communist state of England with hold full of slaves and turkeys on the Mayflower. They were a sea for many moons and in 1620 crashed and burned on Plymouth's rock where they grew tobacco, cotton, and killed Indians for sport.
They had a bad winter and the Indians and the pilgrims had a war with Canada, many turkeys were killed in the war so as not to let them go to waste they saved them all up and ate them on the 4th Thursday in November, or 11 moons as the natives called it.
Pumpkin pie was a mistake, when Dolly Madison left a pumpkin on the wood stove too long it got soft and fell into a pan with some bread rising. Old Dolly was not one to let things go to waste, she told her old man to shut his drunken pie hole and fucking eat it or she would murder him in his sleep.
Turns out that it was rather tasty. How ever that thieving twat Betty Crocker gets all the credit for inventing the pumpkin pie.
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11-29-2013I'm getting so sick of those faggot michael bolton honda commercials
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www.whatthefuck.comking steveyos11-29-2013
rootbeer gave lisa his only funny gimmick to ruin, rip rooty's only funny posts
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