4 MONTHS OF INTENSE GAMING... 8 MONTHS AFTER I STOPPED PLAYING BECAUSE IM LAZY... 15 MINUTE LONG ON AVERAGE VIDEOS... 16 FEATURE LENGTH MOVIES WORTH OF FOOTAGE... 23 MEGATHREADS... 42 GAMING SESSIONS... 108 CONFIRMED KILLS... POSTED EVERY WEDNESDAY... IT ALL STARTS APRIL 10TH
don't know what DayZ is? well A-list poster General Doli is happy to explain!
I've figured out that the secret of getting youtube views is the phrase "Let's Play" so I'll be using that in the titles of my videos and also the fact that I can call them "Ruby's" means I'll trick horny teenage boys into clicking thinking it's made by a girl and they can't say shit about me misleading them because I've been using that name for 11 years so I'm predicting these videos are going to do iron man numbers and do you know what the secret to getting replies on the forums is? collages!!! if you're not included its either because you don't post enough or you post too much and I fucking hate you, have fun guessing which!
since this forum sucks click the image to view it in full size and enjoy still only taking up a few pixels because you're a no name n00blet
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Thread: Generic Ruby DayZ Videos Trailer
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04-01-2013
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04-01-2013
alright, i want in
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04-01-2013
that was unreal
**This account has been officially hacked and the original user is not liable for any future posts**
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04-01-2013
^ get out
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04-01-2013
Tek shouting "my fucking flashlight won't turn on" is literally the funniest shit hhaha sperging out hard
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04-01-2013
Codys Crew KKK
hateing nigger, painting houses, runningi rep,once u in codys crew the only way out is in a body bag ya heard
the cody crew benefits:
- all teh rep u could ever ask for.
- hot girls actively hate u but ugly ones want to post with you on internet forums
- hafl the oter posters have u on ignore and only click the buton when they want to own you
- a free guide to writing pathetic apalogy threads to ur internet frends that all hate you
- not giveing a shit about anything, cody crew doesnt care, we dont care at all and were going to tell you how litel we care for three paragraphs bcause, hell, this is just a hobby for us no big deal unlike u retards who post here 24/7 i dont do that at all thats why i have like over 9000 posts
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04-01-2013goddamn that video is like Michael Bay level of editing and special effects also nigger
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04-01-2013
i'm so ready for this
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04-01-2013
i will guest star if you ever play at a reasonable hour (never)
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04-01-2013
do you guys still play this game? i thought everyone was playing Dota
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04-01-2013i played it like a month ago, still got a fully geared character on an aussie private hive but its not populated enough all times of the day for me to give a shit
*call centre crew*
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*get abused for a living crew*
*sexually harassed by hot women crew*
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04-01-2013
lol that video is good tbh,
highlite was tim saying theres achicken i like it.
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04-01-2013
i bought Arma 2 just for DayZ
played it for like 2 hours and never did again
i would try playing w/ you tim but I will probably cramp yours tyle because i suck.
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04-01-2013
if you can take a mule cock you can take a horse cock
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04-01-2013
also we ran after that fugitive guy for like 20 minutes after he shoved me down and he kept hiding in bushes
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04-01-2013i would play with you guys but unlike ruby i get really rustled when i die with good gear
*call centre crew*
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04-02-2013i found my survival rate is best when i solo play... playing with others usually involves being out of cover and being less safe in travelling
*call centre crew*
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*get abused for a living crew*
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