alka seltzer. dissolve it or suck on it?

[blumpkin blownuts]

i like the sensation the tablets make on the tongue, and it also tastes better than dissolving and drinking it. plus if i want to i can let the foam drool out and fool people into thinking im having some sort of a bad problem.

[sex with dead people]

Shove a few of them up your ass and give yourself an enema.

[blumpkin blownuts]

im gonna mix one with a bromo seltzer and see if it blows up

[Desolation]

roll it around on my tongue a bit and rub it along my lips. When its pretty dissolved, I swallow it if thats what he wants(even though I dont really like the taste)

[plusle riot]

roll it around on my tongue a bit and rub it along my lips. When its pretty dissolved, I swallow it if thats what he wants(even though I dont really like the taste)

goddamn, i want you to be my girlfriend.