I'm getting a dog next Saturday

Before you weirdos suggest it, no, I will not do anything with peanut butter so just STOP IT.
She's going to be my therapy dog so I can be loved by something and take care of something to fill the gaping void in my withered old soul
She's a golden retriever. :3

[Boar]

what is the dogs name please

Melora

[Boar]

is that a dog or a god

Melora is a goddess in the D&D pantheon. Her realms are wilderness, nature and the sea. :3
I think there was also a character in Star Trek Deep Space Nine named Melora but she's not important.

[Boar]

oh i know thats why i made that joke

i use a pantheon with her in it

Are we soulmates or what

[maks]

dogs are the fucking best

[Wendy <3]

Do you need therapy for your foot licking disorder

Look at her precious fucking face

Do you need therapy for your foot licking disorder

No, that's just a symptom. She's gonna help me with my crippling depression. :3

[Desolation]

i tihnk shes deformed

Aren't we all

[Boar]

Are we soulmates or what

yes

[Wendy <3]

This forum causes crippling depression

[maks]

jesus christ that's one of the 5 most adorable things I've ever fucking seen

jesus christ that's one of the 5 most adorable things I've ever fucking seen

You're getting soft in your old age. ;)

[maks]

I've always loved dogs that hasn't changed

You so precious

[maks]

No, this is precious

[Wendy <3]

You so precious

I love you guys so much

that's a real cute dog

YOU'RE A REAL CUTE DOG

[maks]

so about that bowl of your underwear

You want it? blink twice

[rubycalaber]

in the last year of her life my dalmation kind of functioned as a therapy dog where I got conformable being physically intimate when she slept in my bed and also taught me some responsibility when I had to clean up after her when she shit in my bed

waking up naked under the covers with a dog really let me come to terms with my white identity

Happy for you :3

[rubycalaber]

and then we had to put her down, rip

Dead dreams and dead dogs. It's the circle of life