Generic Ruby DayZ Videos Trailer

[rubycalaber]

4 MONTHS OF INTENSE GAMING... 8 MONTHS AFTER I STOPPED PLAYING BECAUSE IM LAZY... 15 MINUTE LONG ON AVERAGE VIDEOS... 16 FEATURE LENGTH MOVIES WORTH OF FOOTAGE... 23 MEGATHREADS... 42 GAMING SESSIONS... 108 CONFIRMED KILLS... POSTED EVERY WEDNESDAY... IT ALL STARTS APRIL 10TH
don't know what DayZ is? well A-list poster General Doli is happy to explain!

*smriks very wide* Ye,s, I do play the hiking simulator game and I fckng love it. Its so much fun to press th walk button for fifty minutes and then get shot at and die imediately and tehn watch other ppl walk around. Its realims

I've figured out that the secret of getting youtube views is the phrase "Let's Play" so I'll be using that in the titles of my videos and also the fact that I can call them "Ruby's" means I'll trick horny teenage boys into clicking thinking it's made by a girl and they can't say shit about me misleading them because I've been using that name for 11 years so I'm predicting these videos are going to do iron man numbers and do you know what the secret to getting replies on the forums is? collages!!! if you're not included its either because you don't post enough or you post too much and I fucking hate you, have fun guessing which!

since this forum sucks click the image to view it in full size and enjoy still only taking up a few pixels because you're a no name n00blet

main characters: Rubycalaber as Rick , Teknorat as Shane , barrypothead as Daryl, StompleB as Glenn, m0nde as Dale, Desolation as Lori, Clay (not the snickerz addled one) as Carl, ascii_genitals as Andrea, Steveyos as Himself, zombies: drunkpuppies, rootbeer, dcent, lnopia the great, stalker virus, ramen, Obnoxious Bitch, F4, clay (the snickerz addled one) jon, radi0volta, mrs. hyde, Camoron, Lexi Persimmons, internut, Lisa, skirzach, UofLCardfan08, Howard Dean, GulDucat, TheElJoe, boobz, hiroshima, elezzzark, siburke939, Warhol, General Doli, cberry, iwascruel, Alsto, fanfare, sex with dead people, garfield, Cody, bob hughes, maks, Plug Drugs, Dustin

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[boobz]

alright, i want in

[timmy]

this is the best video editing youve ever done

[timmy]

nigger

that was unreal

[StompleB]

respect

[boobz]

^ get out

[boobz]

Tek shouting "my fucking flashlight won't turn on" is literally the funniest shit hhaha sperging out hard

[StompleB]

^ get out

trying to fit in

[Genital Doli]

Codys Crew KKK

hateing nigger, painting houses, runningi rep,once u in codys crew the only way out is in a body bag ya heard
the cody crew benefits:
- all teh rep u could ever ask for.
- hot girls actively hate u but ugly ones want to post with you on internet forums
- hafl the oter posters have u on ignore and only click the buton when they want to own you
- a free guide to writing pathetic apalogy threads to ur internet frends that all hate you
- not giveing a shit about anything, cody crew doesnt care, we dont care at all and were going to tell you how litel we care for three paragraphs bcause, hell, this is just a hobby for us no big deal unlike u retards who post here 24/7 i dont do that at all thats why i have like over 9000 posts

[Desolation]

goddamn that video is like Michael Bay level of editing and special effects also nigger

[jon]

i'm so ready for this

[jon]

i will guest star if you ever play at a reasonable hour (never)

do you guys still play this game? i thought everyone was playing Dota

[timmy]

i played it like a month ago, still got a fully geared character on an aussie private hive but its not populated enough all times of the day for me to give a shit

[Genital Doli]

lol that video is good tbh,

highlite was tim saying theres achicken i like it.

i bought Arma 2 just for DayZ

played it for like 2 hours and never did again

i would try playing w/ you tim but I will probably cramp yours tyle because i suck.

[timmy]

i bought Arma 2 just for DayZ

played it for like 2 hours and never did again

i would try playing w/ you tim but I will probably cramp yours tyle because i suck.

if you can play space station 13 you can play day z

[maks]

if you can take a mule cock you can take a horse cock

if you can play space station 13 you can play day z

perhaops youre are forgetting the last time we played SS13 I was the changeling and i got murdered within the first 5 minutes by what should have been my first victim

also we ran after that fugitive guy for like 20 minutes after he shoved me down and he kept hiding in bushes

[plusle riot]

if you can take a mule cock you can take a horse cock

this also happens to be lisa's mantra

[timmy]

perhaops youre are forgetting the last time we played SS13 I was the changeling and i got murdered within the first 5 minutes by what should have been my first victim

lmao did you attack him first??

also we ran after that fugitive guy for like 20 minutes after he shoved me down and he kept hiding in bushes

that guy was a veteran player

[maks]

this also happens to be lisa's mantra

if she got pregnant from a horse would the baby she aborted be a mule

lmao did you attack him first??

I followed him into a tunnel and was going to bash him in the head with a fire extinguisher because im retarded and forgot I had awesome changeling powers but he spit acid in my face before I had a chance to even attack so no

[skrizach]

i bought Arma 2 just for DayZ

played it for like 2 hours and never did again

i would try playing w/ you tim but I will probably cramp yours tyle because i suck.

this is the exact story of my DayZ experience.

[timmy]

i would play with you guys but unlike ruby i get really rustled when i die with good gear

[timmy]

i found my survival rate is best when i solo play... playing with others usually involves being out of cover and being less safe in travelling

[plusle riot]

if she got pregnant from a horse would the baby she aborted be a mule

definitely