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i fucking hate my fucking life
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Pariah :Care:y
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05-29-2012yeah
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05-29-2012and i spent the weekend with this girl ive been in love with for 5 years,
and friday night was great because i was high on oxy, but that was the last of my oxy and ive been in withdrawals the past 3 days, stranded at her house with no gas money. It was embarassing. Now she's going to start dating this fucking prick douche bag and well i just don't know what to do
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05-29-2012either quit spending all your money on oxy or get a better job. I was about your age when I realized that carrying a torch for a girl I have no shot with is bullshit and only hurts my head. go to a bar and bang a fat chick, it's way easier than impressing a pretty girl and the end result is the same
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05-29-2012the worst part is the guy shes going to start dating is shorter than me, uglier than me, and younger than me.
maybe i just tried too hard or maybe this guy has brainwashed her or something, idk
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05-29-2012
quit doing drugs
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05-29-2012or maybe you're fucking broke and have no motivation beyond getting your next batch of pills. girls are looking for someone to take care of them or at least be half of an equal partnership, you haven't demonstrated that you're ever going to be anything more than dead weight.
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
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05-29-2012or find a girl who's as big of a junkie as you are but be ready for her to mooch all your drugs
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05-29-2012and leave you when a guy comes along who can afford more drugs for her to mooch
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05-29-2012well i'm going to go take a huge shit.
This cheese pizza i ate a week ago has been backed up in my digestive tract for like a week now
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05-29-2012i thought this girl was different, i guess theyre all the same though Originally Posted by maks
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05-29-2012pretty sure that's a sign you're taking a dangerous amount of opiates lmao Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
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05-29-2012yeah. the shit was so large, it ripped open my asshole or something i think, and i had to jump in the shower and spray cold water on it until it stopped bleeding
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05-29-2012i'm jealous of female drug users, because the dose they need to get high is much lower than a man's dose because women weigh less Originally Posted by maks
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05-29-2012if only you were a 100lbs manlet like me
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Pariah :Care:y
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05-29-2012uggh i'm sitting here with napkins shoved in my ass to soak up blood, is this how women feel when they have their period?
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05-29-2012think thats how you feel when you get raped in prison
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05-29-2012Welcome to our newest member, PenisGayLord
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05-29-2012we only accept quality posters here at rubynet
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05-29-2012yeah i poop 3 times a day if i was constipated for a week i would see a doctor :/ Originally Posted by rubycalaber
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05-29-2012ive been doing opi and opi/dep stacks 10 yrs more than you have, sailor
i can't even remember the last time i had a crush on anyone.
you could've had a chance with her.
hey, you still have a chance of making it to your 35th birthday or creating something
^ Originally Posted by stalker virus
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05-29-2012you know your life's in the toilet when even bob hughes agrees that you need to quit doing drugs
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05-29-2012nice bro, you regular Originally Posted by rootbeer
im about twice a day myself but tryin to get to 3...
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05-29-2012eat lots of oatmeal. bananas are good too.
pooping advice with dr rootbeer
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05-29-2012I only poop once every three days or so since I eat fuck all anything
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05-29-2012someones been putting the wrong robotussin on their weed plants lately
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