poor rooty

[kosher dildo]

he's about to learn that you can't love someone who subconsciously hates herself

[steveyos YOLO]

I don't feel bad for him at all.

[UofLCardfan08]

He knowingly bought this onto himself, you can't make an insane whore with Herpes change into a respectable housewife and mother

[maks]

this is going to go to shit eventually and I just hope it happens before anyone boards a plane. rootbeer will move past this, learn from it, and lisa will be that nasty skank from his younger years he talks about a decade from now when he's figured out how to fuck normal girls.

[UofLCardfan08]

The leap of faith is at the boarding gate upon departure, from that point forward the sinking feeling in his stomach will take over where his mind failed him. From that point onward he will have to decide if a lifetime of Herpes is worth the gamble which could have been averted by a fun flight to Las Vegas and money still in the bank.

"I am poor" ~lisa~

shrek was a fairy tale, lisa is a nightmare x infinity

[kosher dildo]

moroccan antiquities dealer: what's your pleasure mr. rootbeer?

rooty: the bushpig