Attn CAMERON'S FAKE INTERNET LAWYER

[Lisa]

February 20, 2011

John Doe
2812 Anthony Lane South
Minneapolis, Minnesota 55418

Dear Mr. Camaerone:

This law firm represents Austic Specturiom inc. If you are represented by legal counsel, please direct this letter to your attorney immediately and have your attorney notify us of such representation.

We are writing to notify you that your unlawful copying of [CLIENT’S COPYRIGHTED WORK] infringes upon our client’s exclusive copyrights. Accordingly, you are hereby directed to

CEASE AND DESIST ALL COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT.

[CLIENT NAME] is the owner of a copyright in various aspects of fake interent lawyer accounts. Under United States copyright law, austic spectrum’s copyrights have been in effect since the date that this fake lawyer account was created. All copyrightable aspects of fake interent lawyers are copyrighted under United States copyright law.

It has come to our attention that you have been copying this fake interent lawyers account. We have copies of your unlawful copies to preserve as evidence. Your actions constitute copyright infringement in violation of United States copyright laws. Under 17 U.S.C. 504, the consequences of copyright infringement include statutory damages of between $750 and $30,000 per work, at the discretion of the court, and damages of up to $150,000 per work for willful infringement. If you continue to engage in copyright infringement after receiving this letter, your actions will be evidence of “willful infringement.”

We demand that you immediately (A) cease and desist your unlawful copying of [CLIENT’S COPYRIGHTED WORK] and (B) provide us with prompt written assurance within ten (10) days that you will cease and desist from further infringement of [CLIENT]’s copyrighted works.

If you do not comply with this cease and desist demand within this time period, [CLIENT] is entitled to use your failure to comply as evidence of “willful infringement” and seek monetary damages and equitable relief for your copyright infringement. In the event you fail to meet this demand, please be advised that [CLIENT] has asked us to communicate to you that it will contemplate pursuing all available legal remedies, including seeking monetary damages, injunctive relief, and an order that you pay court costs and attorney’s fees. Your liability and exposure under such legal action could be considerable.

Before taking these steps, however, my client wished to give you one opportunity to discontinue your illegal conduct by complying with this demand within ten (10) days. Accordingly, please sign and return the attached Agreement within ten (10) days to

[FIRM NAME]
[FIRM ADDRESS]
[FIRM CITY, STATE, ZIP]
Fax: [FIRM FAX NUMBER]

If you or your attorney have any questions, please contact me directly.

Sincerely,

fake interent lawyer

[Autistic Spectrum]

my lawyer does not even care to fill out the form letter, that's how much he knows he can win this in court

[Camoron's Lawyer]

My client and I will agree to these terms if your client will agree to cease and desist his libelous defamation of my client's character, otherwise I will see you in court.

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya i am telling him to counter sue the fuck outta you for all your ill gotten rep points,,, bring it on

[Autistic Spectrum]

see you in fake internet court buddy if u got the balls

welp see you in fake intenret court i geuss

[Genital Doli]

a dog... ? in a freakign lawyesrs outfit? LMFAO!

*marks thread read*

[Autistic Spectrum]

the fake internet lawyer account sprung out of a betfuail thread,, about ramen licking butts, and u have soiled it cameron i hope u rot in hell

[jon]

all rise for the honorable jud OH SHIT

GET THE FUCK OUT

[steveyos]

VAP

[skrizach]

great post by jon, imo

a dog... ? in a freakign lawyesrs outfit? LMFAO!

My lawyer thibks advice animals are rly funny

[Autistic Spectrum]

your lawyer is wrong! objection!

[Lisa]

Look how good I was at posting back then