i'm actually in love for the first time since 2003

[blumpkin blownuts]

real fuckin love, i had accepted that i would probably never feel this way again but 10 years is not a long wait, considering... well you know :boo:

[blumpkin blownuts]

i hope everyone here someday feels like this if they don't already

[lnopia the great]

your in love with the idea of being in love

[lnopia the great]

lol just kidding man live it up

[sex with dead people]

real fuckin love, i had accepted that i would probably never feel this way again but 10 years is not a long wait, considering... well you know :boo:

What's his name?

[blumpkin blownuts]

i give it four months tops but better to love and lose than not love at all

[always stevey]

So ends our beautiful internet relationship. You are not worthy of my tears.

[juji]

What's his name?

John Carson

[the president of sex]

What's his name?
jack venooker

[boobz]

was ramen 2003? shit time flies

[always stevey]

Bob has replaced me like Pete did to Lisa. I feel so ashamed.

[blumpkin blownuts]

nice compassion jerkoffs

[steveyos]

I found an amazing source for comedy http://7chan.org/be/

[Desolation]

That's great man, enjoy every moment of it.

[Garfield]

im headed to fjs

[maks]

i give it four months tops but better to love and lose than not love at all

I disagree, I was doing fine just dipping my wick for a while who needs to bring emotion into it

[blumpkin blownuts]

There's a good chance I could break 4 months actually. We just had the "pace talk" earlier because last night we were fooling around pretty heavily and had to keep stopping each other though it was clear to both of us we would've liked to have fucked. I really want a relationship rather than just sex, in fact I just don't usually enjoy sex if the emotional foundation isn't there, and fortunately she feels the same so this really has potential now to go somewhere great because we've both made the mistake in the past of jumping in the sack too early and it just spoils the relationship and before long there's no sex nor relationship.

[blumpkin blownuts]

1rPOg6VnzV8 :blush:

[blumpkin blownuts]

nah we're gonna fool around again tonight, i pick her up in 3 hours

[Garfield]

yeah you need to quit being so beta and fuck however much shit out of her you can with a 4 inch dick. if theres one thing ive learned its that when girls say no they mean yes, "i want to take things slow" really means: i wish an actual man would come in the room and fuck me into a coma with his sweaty tan abs tarzan hair and throbbing elephant cock like my dream the other night. all girls love tarzan hair.

[Garfield]

i mean you think jennifer lawrence wants to take it slow look at that slut shes fucking amazing if i had the oppurtunity i wouldnt give her the chance to say take it slow id rail straight into her spleen non stop for 3 minutes

[Desolation]

goddamn your sig garf

[Garfield]

FUCK THE PLAYBOOK LETS JUST DO THIS!

[Garfield]

yeah shes my new celebricrush

[blumpkin blownuts]

yeah maybe i just had a different upbringing or something but im only in the market for something pure and true

[blumpkin blownuts]

i can't run from being high-class

[Garfield]

nah youre afraid an experienced broad will think run all over you so you pick one you think doesnt know any better, its a fool proof way to keep a chick with you for a long amount of time but eventually youll start hating her and youll realize you cant remember the last 3 years of your life and you wasted literally tens of thousands of dollars taking her out to eat at retarded resturants and buying her gay shit like jewelry for your '6 month anniversary' and you cant ever get that time back. ever.

[Garfield]

get it started or let it die bob. man up.

[Garfield]

im the guy whos going to fuck her in a bar bathroom after you waited too long because you thought thats what she wanted.

[blumpkin blownuts]

well i've always gotten what i wanted from women, or at least what i thought i wanted
though i've never dated the sort of woman who expects gifts in return for affection, lol... why not just hire a prostitute

[maks]

I have every intention of getting laid tomorrow, maybe it'll ruin the relationship and in a lot of ways I hope it does, but on some level I hope and suspect it will make it better.

[Garfield]

well thats pretty much what im doing now and its working out great

[Garfield]

I have every intention of getting laid tomorrow, maybe it'll ruin the relationship and in a lot of ways I hope it does, but on some level I hope and suspect it will make it better.

how re you posting on maks account?

[blumpkin blownuts]

im the guy whos going to fuck her in a bar bathroom after you waited too long because you thought thats what she wanted.

my first girlfriend threatened me with that... she said it had to be right then, right there or otherwise she was going to leave and find some random guy who actually thinks she's hot enough to fuck. so i gave in and took her cherry and felt like we were basically raping each other

[maks]

well thats pretty much what im doing now and its working out great

rawdawg4lyfe

[rubycalaber]

yeah shes my new celebricrush

the scientific term is a waifu

[maks]

how re you posting on maks account?

what are you talking about I get laid all the time I don't talk about it because I'm not a 20 year old virgin who just discovered it so it's not something I need to go bragging on the internet about

[blumpkin blownuts]

I have every intention of getting laid tomorrow, maybe it'll ruin the relationship and in a lot of ways I hope it does, but on some level I hope and suspect it will make it better.

i hope so too, you're alot more sexually driven than i am so if she is too then it's all good
and you obviously are already emotionally vested in this girl to some extent

[rubycalaber]

I'm in love with desolation and we have a very healthy relationship where I don't buy things for her I just uh make her arts and crafts projects for gifts

[rubycalaber]

arts and crafts projects with my semen

[Garfield]

i dont watch japanimation

[Garfield]

i hope lisa likes me for real this time i cant wait i think were finally gonna tinychat and ill get to see her pecks and then maybe ill save all of my allowance and shell fly over here for real and well fall in love and talk about m0nde and stomple over dinner at mcdonalds and sneak in some sutter home wine and watch adam sandler movies togetehr

[Garfield]

lifes good man

[maks]

i hope so too, you're alot more sexually driven than i am so if she is too then it's all good
and you obviously are already emotionally vested in this girl to some extent

I am emotionally vested, and fuck that shit seriously it fucking sucks I want my brain back what the hell's wrong with me thinking about a girl all the time

[Gentleman Doli]

Da,mn, garfields avatar is a pic of a girl bouncing up and down. Can you say boobs much?

[rubycalaber]

*trumpet music starts*

[Gentleman Doli]

the Plain Bagel meme, damn thats some good shit, the Moldy Bagel meme, damn thats some good shit, whats next the Blueberry Bagel meme? damn thats some good shit

[Gentleman Doli]

Codey is a poop bagel, thats right, hes a bagel dipped in poop, and the poop is the posts that he posts

[Autistic Spectrum]

spathing out with the cody crew

[Garfield]

patrick, your irony s tired asfuck get a new gimick man

[always stevey]

i hope so too, you're alot more sexually driven than i am so if she is too then it's all good
and you obviously are already emotionally vested in this girl to some extent

That's a load of shit, you're motivated by sex all the time. How are you going to break it to the fluffers that they're not needed anymore?

[Autistic Spectrum]

who are the fluffers in that context mtic

[always stevey]

Probably the handful of sluts Bob boned before he met his love.

[always stevey]

Oh yes Cody, you're up to your ankles in pussy with your wife and all.

[Autistic Spectrum]

because cody he/she/it is here to make friends and bob hughes is his/her/it's fourm friend and tiny is a little harsh, cause as we all know bob is a chick magent, and god dammit do i really have to explain social cues to a fucking house painter, what am i doing with my life

[rubycalaber]

just saw a pic of jenifer lawrences nips
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use%202/JLAWtits_zpsab68a642.jpg:original

[always stevey]

EDIT:

Hey why did you edit tiny out of your post gulcat?
I haven't. Bob has fucked like multitude of vaginas this months.

[blumpkin blownuts]

EDIT:

Hey why did you edit tiny out of your post gulcat?

i've only boned a coupel sluts, i'm not promiscuous myself so i prefer women that aren't too promiscuous either

[Gentleman Doli]

I prefer gay men, for I am gay

[blumpkin blownuts]

I haven't. Bob has fucked like multitude of vaginas this months.

i've just been casually dating alot.
last time i took the train to the station was december and it was a huge mistake, i got tested in jan. and i'm still disease free by some miracle... well actually i can't contract viruses but this chick did time in prison and was homeless and every god awful thing you can imagine

[Autistic Spectrum]

not me, i fucked in there vagian's like 5 sluts just today, only had to pay for 2 of them, that's right the other 3 sluts fucked me for free

[Autistic Spectrum]

i fucksluts i rawdoggies them in there vagain's i sex girls alot!

[Autistic Spectrum]

i've just been casually dating alot.
last time i took the train to the station was december and it was a huge mistake, i got tested in jan. and i'm still disease free by some miracle... well actually i can't contract viruses but this chick did time in prison and was homeless and every god awful thing you can imagine

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/index.html

[always stevey]

i've just been casually dating alot.
last time i took the train to the station was december and it was a huge mistake, i got tested in jan. and i'm still disease free by some miracle... well actually i can't contract viruses but this chick did time in prison and was homeless and every god awful thing you can imagine
:\

[Autistic Spectrum]

hi gulducat, i'm some what of a whoremaster, hit me up via skype if you wanna chat ;)

[always stevey]

Sounds like a dangerous idea.

[Gentleman Doli]

oh curse you cat avatar guy you glorious bastard

[maks]

I'm currently texting my lady friend and she's joking about what huge pussies the french are and she mentioned that she went on a ghost tour just to yell and scream and disrupt the whole thing and what the fuck why does she have to be so fucking cool why can't I resent her and move on with my life like every other girl fuck this shit

[rootbeer]

Would you fuck me?
I'd fuck me.

[Dustin]

I prefer gay men, for I am gay

[plusle riot]

is it just me or a mere coincidence that both marks and bob are smitten atm. did you both have the same horoscope or something

[Lisa Claus]

Would you fuck me?
I'd fuck me.new boyfriend!

[rubycalaber]

is it just me or a mere coincidence that both marks and bob are smitten atm. did you both have the same horoscope or something

inb4 it turns out they're dating the same women to hiiiiiiiiiiilarous results

[maks]

is it just me or a mere coincidence that both marks and bob are smitten atm. did you both have the same horoscope or something

Spring has sprung I guess

[Autistic Spectrum]

inb4 it turns out they're dating the same women to hiiiiiiiiiiilarous results

cues benny hill music

[blumpkin blownuts]

just got back from spending the night at her place :cum:
sighhhh

[blumpkin blownuts]

now i'm gonna take a much-needed nap

[rootbeer]

did u give her a mustache ride?

[blumpkin blownuts]

nah, she started her period
she s'ed my d though

and i played with her big giant boobs all night and morning

[maks]

Mine asked me to come by her place after our date tonight to 'change a couple of light bulbs and fix my printer' so either I'm getting laid or she's hardcore using me for my height and my printer fixing abilities

[maks]

probably both tbh

[blumpkin blownuts]

lol @ change lightbulbs
you're at least getting laid for sure, that's a stereotypical booty call

[maks]

I'll 'change' her 'lightbulb' alright...

[Garfield]

this thread is whats wrong with rubynet

[Autistic Spectrum]

i had sex with 4 different girls today, 2 at the same time, i sexed quite a bit

[sex with dead people]

i had sex with 4 different girls today, 2 at the same time, i sexed quite a bit

Did you rawdog all of them?

[Autistic Spectrum]

i rawdogged them good and proper, screamed HASH TAG RAWDOGFORLIFE just as i was about to cum

[sex with dead people]

that doesn't sound very romantic at all.

[Autistic Spectrum]

i was raised in a rape culture, and you try to blame me, i'm just a bi-product

[maks]

I beat her at bowling and she took me back to her place. I left in good spirits a few hours later.

[maks]

I actually tried, apparently I can't not bowl well. She's going to kick my ass when we go to the quilting bee though.

[juji]

Did you rawdog all of them?

stop using that forced meme