View Full Version : Someone left candy outside my door while I was at work
Fancy candy, is my secret admirer a yuppie? She should stop keeping it a seecret, I'd be all about a girlfriend right now, at least for a couple months until it gets light enough I can go to the dog park after work to meet girls
https://i.imgur.com/aEzorEH.jpg
that is fancy as fuck, my secret admirer is a yuppie I think, and I'm ok with that, I need a girl who can pay her own way on vacations
I';m going to eat a piece, if I die rememeber I love most of you except lisa and cody, you're my people
Wendy <3
02-14-2019, 09:05 PM
How do you know it's a girl that left it? :snicker:
Because a guy would have left semen on it, duh
Desolation
02-15-2019, 09:54 AM
It was me
Sorry to disappoint
Garfield
02-15-2019, 03:34 PM
i noticed the razor in your photo what ever you were thinking about doing with it you should know people love and care about you and they all want you to kill yourself
Wendy <3
02-15-2019, 04:31 PM
I thought guys only jizzed on pizza, not candy
m0nde
02-15-2019, 05:25 PM
someone left ass candy inside lexi while he was working last night
Skooks
02-15-2019, 06:05 PM
i noticed the razor in your photo what ever you were thinking about doing with it you should know people love and care about you and they all want you to kill yourself
Don't be so morbid, that's just his cocaine razor.
m0nde
02-15-2019, 06:41 PM
marks, you shoud invite iwascurel over for valentines and do coccaine with her
I haven't done coke in like 2 years, that razor is for pills.
m0nde
02-15-2019, 09:12 PM
I haven't done coke in like 2 years, that razor is for pills.
meet up with curel and that'll change right quick
Dustin
02-20-2019, 08:52 PM
But did you ever figure out who it was?
Dustin
02-20-2019, 08:52 PM
Those also look dank
But did you ever figure out who it was?
Not a goddamn clue. I thought maybe my drinking buddy Tracy but she's made it quite clear she's not interested in me, drunkenly hitting on her is met with :stare:, even slept in her bed a couple of times when I was too tanked to drive home and nothing happened
Dustin
02-21-2019, 03:25 PM
Lol maybe one day she'll come around. Did you at least eat them?
probably drunk puppies, dudes trying to fuck everyone on this board
Lol maybe one day she'll come around. Did you at least eat them?
of course
probably drunk puppies, dudes trying to fuck everyone on this board
he could just ask, I'd probably go for it if I was drunk enough and I often am
Autistic Spectrum
02-22-2019, 06:28 AM
i sent lily enyna cd's for valentines day
Wendy <3
02-22-2019, 02:50 PM
Maybe it was the cat avatar guy she does stuff like that because she's a huge slut with a big hole
Maybe it was the cat avatar guy she does stuff like that because she's a huge slut with a big hole
your so right i sent the candy
m0nde
02-22-2019, 10:49 PM
fuck off back to the juggalo ghetto, bev -- log off
fuck off back to the juggalo ghetto, bev -- log off
retard retard
Autistic Spectrum
02-23-2019, 01:49 PM
such a classy lady
m0nde
02-23-2019, 02:14 PM
someone left a gallon of nigger semen inside lexi's ass :ponder:
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