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Never jerk off at inside of the pool, otherwise you are father of 8 kids
Wendy <3
04-25-2017, 03:40 PM
Are you a father now?
what if hypothetically I was to jerk off on a waterslide
I thought getting banned from 6 flags was the worst case scenario how wrong I was
Are you a father now?
No, other guy who got more than 5 kids in Malaysia for jerking off at the pool, unfortunately he is never found
what if hypothetically I was to jerk off on a waterslide
Rarely you get 1 or 2 pregnant women
I thought getting banned from 6 flags was the worst case scenario how wrong I was
I have never seen the reasons of being banned from 6 flags
I have never seen the reasons of being banned from 6 flags
try jerking off on the water slide sometime
they also frown upon using your boxers as a makeshift slingshot to fling skeeball balls at people
Masturbating without an image is like going down a waterslide without the water . Sure it's possible, but it takes longer to finish and usually leaves you with friction-burn.
it's almost summer I can't wait I'm going to jerk off on so many fucking waterslides
How many women would get spontaneous pregnant?
jerking off on waterslides is an evolutionary advantage any woman would be lucky to carry my genes
I wouldn't impregnate a slav that's for damn sure
Desolation
04-25-2017, 08:04 PM
Masturbating without an image is like going down a waterslide without the water . Sure it's possible, but it takes longer to finish and usually leaves you with friction-burn.
best masturbation seshes are in the morning with your eyes screwed shut
best masturbation seshes are in the morning with your eyes screwed shut
Indeed, when your bf wakes up in the morning, you can see the steel rod.
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