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terror baby
08-06-2013, 05:26 PM
cream cheese danish from au bon pain.

:ozone:

Gentleman Doli
08-06-2013, 05:27 PM
I just ate a carrot.

Autistic Spectrum
08-06-2013, 05:27 PM
well i had a late lunch, had such a busy day , between my lust for whores, and lunch hour sex that i pay for, and my busy busy job on the oil rig, i can finally find 10 mins for me time!

m0nde
08-06-2013, 05:35 PM
are yo making fun of ramen?

m0nde
08-06-2013, 05:35 PM
you're terrible!

fanfare
08-06-2013, 05:37 PM
i sound a mouse in an au bon pain once

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m0nde
08-06-2013, 05:39 PM
"squeak"

terror baby
08-06-2013, 08:08 PM
are yo making fun of ramen?

no I had to get lipo because I need fat around my breast implants because I had cancer and I have no breast tissue...

skrizach
08-06-2013, 08:19 PM
in quebec mice say "skouik! skouik!"

blumpkin blownuts
08-06-2013, 08:21 PM
I had to go to one of those walk-in clinics once for a mousebite

always stevey
08-06-2013, 08:24 PM
oh god lipo.. considering getting my ass fat sucked out.. and good lord I am so drunk
think im gonna go lay down or something

blumpkin blownuts
08-06-2013, 08:25 PM
your ass is not even close to fat
besides what kind of reeking faggot would enjoy a lap-dance from a chick with a hard, boney ass

always stevey
08-06-2013, 08:25 PM
I had to go to one of those walk-in clinics once for a mousebite

s moudrbite. so freaking random

blumpkin blownuts
08-06-2013, 08:26 PM
it wasn't random to that asshole mouse it was fucxking calculated and deliberate

Gentleman Doli
08-06-2013, 08:27 PM
coolest disease to die from: aids? Probabley lol,,,,

always stevey
08-06-2013, 08:28 PM
how you get bitten by a mouse? where you trying to catch it lol

Gentleman Doli
08-06-2013, 08:28 PM
plug drugs goes to those walk in clinics every day to try and get pain medsa,,,,

blumpkin blownuts
08-06-2013, 08:30 PM
how you get bitten by a mouse? where you trying to catch it lol

i did cacth it but what could it have possibly gained by biting something 10,000x its size

always stevey
08-06-2013, 08:32 PM
you murdered a cute fuzzy mouse?!

Autistic Spectrum
08-06-2013, 08:35 PM
cag get in http://tinychat.com/rubynet

always stevey
08-06-2013, 08:36 PM
im so fucked up.. i shoudt be in there.. let me go trhow up all this booxe first

blumpkin blownuts
08-06-2013, 08:37 PM
you murdered a cute fuzzy mouse?!

only because it fucking attacked me, i was just going to take him across the street to the woods so he could get back to his friends who could have tauhgt him how to be a forest mouse but noooooo he had to try and get a piece of me, so his journey ended smashed between the seat and the bowl of a toilet and then flushed

also when a mouse bites they don't let go that's why i had to find the closest thing available to crush the little faggot

Autistic Spectrum
08-06-2013, 08:39 PM
CAG GET IN TINYCHAT, I NEED TO ASK U SOMETHING http://tinychat.com/rubynet

always stevey
08-06-2013, 08:39 PM
only because it fucking attacked me, i was just going to take him across the street to the woods so he could get back to his friends who could have tauhgt him how to be a forest mouse but noooooo he had to try and get a piece of me, so his journey ended smashed between the seat and the bowl of a toilet and then flushed

also when a mouse bites they don't let go that's why i had to find the closest thing available to crush the little faggot


:'( he never stooda achance.

blumpkin blownuts
08-06-2013, 08:41 PM
that's not what he must have thought with his balls big enough to bit me hard enough to send me to the clinic